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Oh, he's gonna flip me! Get away! Get away!
SpongeBob, no matter what I've said...
I've always sort of liked you.
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
Huh?
[music playing]
[music playing]
[snoring]
[horn blowing]
[music playing]
Good morning, SpongeBob. Honk!
Squidward, what are you doing here?
You were right, SpongeBob.
Watching the sunrise together is much better.
[laughing]
[chuckles]
The new Squidward sure is helpful.
[humming]
Ah. Huh?
[laughing]
The new Squidward sure is hygenic.
[music playing]
Boy, the new Squidward sure is chummy.
[Patrick crying]
It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob.
Hi.
How are you?
[screaming]
SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape.
Wow! I guess Squidward's normal look
scared me back to my original form.
Thanks, buddy, ya saved my life.
Wonderful weather we're having, hm?
It sure is, buddy. It sure is.
[SpongeBob, Patrick laughing]
How are we today? Everything a-okay here?
What do ya mean?
How's your meal? Anyone need tartar sauce?
I have an idea.
How about a free Krusty Krab Junior crew hat
for the little tyke.
Mommy, I'm scared.
Who wants a free refill?
Come on, SpongeBob, jump in.
- Whoa! - Squidward!
SpongeBob. Help!
I'd love to Squidward but you said
to not help you ever again.
And that being my neighbor
left you with nothing to be grateful for.
I made a promise.
I... I-I-I take it back. [screaming]
[stammering]
Please, SpongeBob, I didn't mean any of that.
I do appreciate your friendship. I am grateful!
I... I... [sniffing]
I'm grateful for the life I'm living.
Who knows how long I'll have it.
I learned that from you. Remember?
Good bye, everyone!
[screaming]
Huh?
[screaming]
- Get 'em! - Get 'em!
[fighting]
[groaning] Whoa.
[groaning]
Let go!
- He's mine. - I was here first.
No, I was.
Stop! Unhand that sponge!
[music playing]
It's the Killer Patty!
[fighting]
[music playing]
SpongeBob? Squidward, ya found him!
[gasping] Squidward?
I'm afraid so.
SpongeBob.
Yes, Squidward.
You know I hate you, right?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Well, I hate the smell
of burning Krabby Patties even more.
Please come back and be the fry cook again.
Well, if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs.
Oh, laddie, I should've never let you go.
[music playing
Oh.
[music playing]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You did it.
Ya drawed the little critter out.
Hold still, buddy. [grunting]
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, Squidward.
Here ya go, little girl. Ho! Ho! Ho!
[giggling] Thanks, Santa.
That almost felt good.
[clearing throat]
Let's see what Santa has for all you good people!
Think fast, Santa. Gifts for... the people.
Ah ha!
A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.
Thank you, Santa. This is just what I wanted.
A new hairstyle.
Thanks, Santa.
Here ya go, Patrick!
Whoa! [grunting]
A wristwatch.
[music playing]
Thank you, Santa!
What was I thinking?
I gave away all my stuff
just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad.
Am I insane?
Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
Come on guys, Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob's Place! SpongeBob's Place!
- Help! - Admit it.
Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing.
Well, that's not true!
I'm the one who made the SpongeBob Pat━
I mean the Krabby Patty!
Alright, alright, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I admit it! I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt you. In fact, SpongeBob, I like you.
I like living next door.
I like hearing your foghorn alarm
in the morning.
Squidward, is all that true?
Yes. Yes, SpongeBob.
Yes, it's all true.
Come on, buddy. You want a sunset?
You'll get a sunset.
Ah! Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful.
- Eh, Squidward? - Yeah.
Yeah... this is great, just the three of us.
You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit.
What do they make you think of, Squidward?
[laughing]
B--
Don't you ever once think of the customer?
You call yourself a delivery boy?
Well, I ain't buying! [slamming door]
Sponge?
Sponge?
It's okay.
Sponge?
[gasping]
[crying]
[crying]
Sponge?
[crying]
[knocking]
Another one?
Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!
Well, this one's on the house!
Did he change his mind?
He sure did.