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  • Hey, are you through lovers?

  • Welcome back to the old talk show where the conversations blow like jews, sis.

  • What do we got on tap today?

  • Well, orange James, Mezza wants to know what we wish for.

  • If a genie granted us three wishes.

  • Great question.

  • James.

  • In fact, it's downright Jamie us.

  • Okay, gang.

  • Let's dive it because I want to know what's the joke?

  • Well, we obviously know what little apples first wish would be to be big.

  • Actually know my first and greatest wish would be that all of you could be less judgmental about my size.

  • Well, I don't need to change a thing about myself.

  • Oh, that's deep ari around to get that deep on this show.

  • But sometimes I wish I could grow a moustache.

  • So I probably wish to change that about myself.

  • Who's that?

  • Hold on.

  • You wouldn't wish to be able to read.

  • Oh my gosh!

  • For the last time.

  • I'm not a literate.

  • Okay, Beside you.

  • Stop all my wishes already and you can't go back and change them.

  • That's the rules.

  • May be a little Apple should wish to learn how to count because that was only two wishes.

  • It was.

  • Oh, it totally was.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Okay, I made a mistake.

  • I know how to count you guys.

  • I so don't need this right now.

  • Oh man, I'm crying here.

  • Thanks for that little apple.

  • Hey Orange.

  • What would you wish for?

  • Well, obviously, I'd wish for more wishes.

  • No, you can't do that.

  • That's a little unfair, don't you think?

  • Well, you are the expert in what's little I wish for more genies.

  • That's not fair either.

  • Okay.

  • I'd wish to become a genie.

  • Just answer the question.

  • Ok, ok, geez, I just wish to get the extra wishes that little apple forgot to use because he can't count.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, I know exactly what I would choose.

  • A red 1971 Camaro, a mansion on the beach and a water hose, Huh?

  • Why water hose to keep on the ladies away?

  • Of course.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, hey, hang on.

  • You.

  • Seriously.

  • Wouldn't use one of those wishes to change your voice back.

  • Why would I want to change my voice back to people prefer my old voice?

  • Why?

  • What are people saying?

  • I do it.

  • Okay.

  • I want to change one of my wishes.

  • Sorry, grapefruit dams the rules.

  • Oh, man.

  • ASIS as a female.

  • You don't really think my voice is bad off putting, Do you don't really want to answer that?

  • But I will say this.

  • All three of my genie wishes would be that.

  • I never would have to hear grapefruits.

  • New voice ever again.

  • Come on.

  • It's good voice.

  • You guys.

  • Hey, I'm walking here.

  • So we haven't heard much from lou yet.

  • How about it lou?

  • What do you suppose you'd wish for?

  • Oh, I don't suppose I no been there, done that.

  • And he goes lou You're telling us you actually rub the lap Cheney came out and granted you three wishes You are.

  • I spent a lot of time in the Greater Agrabah metropolitan area back in the 1960s.

  • The 60s how old are you?

  • And also everybody's a fictitious place.

  • I made three wishes with genies, granted them all first and I wish to be handsome.

  • Oh man, I wish to have an awesome voice, smart and then I wish to become a tick way.

  • You weren't a tech before.

  • Heck no, I was a human weight bro.

  • You're at the top of the food chain and you decided to become an insect.

  • You do the same thing if you kept getting probed by aliens all the time, it was getting exhausted, man.

  • And I made the right call.

  • The probe takes way less often.

  • Now can we move on to someone else now please.

  • There is no one else.

  • Everyone's answered the question well, except for them.

  • Oh no, not again.

  • Lou go away from the wave.

  • Dave's cool.

  • What's up Dave way?

  • No, we cannot join it on this.

  • No, stop it.

Hey, are you through lovers?

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The Annoying Orange - The Juice #14: Three Wishes!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/08/17
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