Uh... Uh... I'll have an, uh...

Uh... Uh... Uh...

Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob!

I love Krabby Patties!

I knew it all along, Squidward.

No one can resist a Krabby Patty!

Squidward! How many are you eating?

Squidward!

[laughing maniacally]

Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!

Squidward!

What's going to happen? Am I going to blow up?

No, worse. It'll go right to your thighs.

My thighs?

And then you blow up.

[Patrick] sGreat idea, Squidward.

But you're still just a land creature.

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

I bet you can't eat

a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

[sighs]

Give me that!

They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

[laughing] Thank you. Thank you.

[Patrick] I'm a bit more complicated than that.

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward?

I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun

with extra sea pickle and...

and burn it to a crisp, okay?

Coming right up!

Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.

I was only trying to make you happy.

[Squidward moans and groans]

...and they don't all have to like the same things.

Don't go...

While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.

You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.

I want to see the look on their face

when they take that first bite.

[Patrick] That looks great!

Here you go, sir.

A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works.

Double batter fried.

On a stick.

Thanks.

- Barnacle head. - Pardon me?

You forgot your mayonnaise.

Thanks.

Look at them eating that garbage.

It's disgusting.

They're sickening.

I hate Krabby Patties.

[laughing]

Good one, Squidward.

[Patrick laughs] Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages.

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

[gasps]

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!

Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.

Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?!

[everyone] Monster Krabby Patty?!

Monster Krabby Patty?!

Oh, dear Neptune.

Oh, boy.

We can do this.

At the count of three, we flip. Ready?

One, two...

Three!

Spat?

[screaming]

[Patrick sobbing] SpongeBob!

One Krabby Patty for me

and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.

Now wait just a darn minute--

[disappointed moans]

I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty!

I want an adult-size Krabby Patty!

The Krabby Patty is too big for you.

You'll never finish it.

Don't you see what you're doing?

You're treating me like a child!

The boy's eyes are bigger than his stomach.

[laughing]

And that's another thing, I'm not a boy!

I'm so old I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles

on my liver spots!

One Pipsqueak Patty.

And your bib and highchair.

[laughing]

I'm 68 years old and I want a Krabby Patty!

Your Pipsqueak is getting cold.

Shall I feed you?

Feed this, old man!

[in unison] Ooh...!

[Patrick] What?! That's a rip-off!

Ahoy there, Krusty Krab, how can I help you?

Pizza? Of course we have pizza!

Uh, Mr. Krabs...

Our delivery squid will bring it right over.

Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.

We don't deliver.

We don't deliver, but you do.

Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?

Great idea. Take him with you.

♪ The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza, absolutivally ♪

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

[humming and beatboxing]

♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪

♪ Krusty Krab pizza ♪

♪ Is the pizza ♪

♪ Yeah, for you andme! ♪

[Patrick] Now this is fun!

[laughing]

Why, what an interesting shape.

Are those for sale?

Why? Would you like to buy one?

Well, that would depend on the price.

Would you pay the same as what a Krabby Patty costs?

Hmm... Sure, I suppose so.

How about double?

Now you're talking!

Krabby Patties again?

[sighs] If only there were something else.

Hey, what you got there, Frank?

It's new. Tastes just like a Krabby Patty

but it's shaped like a wiener.

Well, that sounds very interesting! Yeah!

Hey, I'd like to request a wiener.

- Me too! - Me too!

[chanting] Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!

How do you choose just one?

Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?

Why, this is a hole, good sir.

You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--

Not that. That!

It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty

smothered in jellyfish jelly.

I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly".

Could I try some?

Sure!

Amazing!

I've got to tell someone about this!

♪ Hey, all you people! ♪

♪ Hey, all you people! ♪

♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich! ♪

♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪

♪ Hey, man, you've got To try this sandwich! ♪

♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪

♪ It's the tastiest Sandwich in the sea ♪

♪ Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a Dob-a dab-a dee dow ♪

Yeah!

[laughs] Thank you!

[Patrick crying]

He wants one of everything.

Then we'll give him a smorgasbord!

The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake!

Try the Krusty Kelp Dog, sir!

The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven.

The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite.

- Fresh Sludge Pudding? - More Diet Red Tide?

- Some Fried Flotsam? - Please, gentlemen!

Leave me to finish my work in peace.

[belching]

[Patrick laughs] I spy with my little eye...

If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,

then by Neptune, we'll give him one!

You're dancing with the crab man now!

Join me, boy, or you're fired!

It doesn't seem right...

but it feels so good!

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

in my office!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

with me gym socks!

[SpongeBob giggling]

[Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical

Krabby Patty ever spawned!

I call it the "Nasty Patty".

[laughing]

[Patrick] Uh... Uh... Uh...

Uh, I'll have a...

Uh...