Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • [humming]

  • Oh! Hey there, boyo!

  • Lovely day for a boat wash.

  • Innit?

  • [crying]

  • Oh...

  • Maybe you shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.

  • It's laundry day, Gary.

  • Oops.

  • [meowing]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • I hope you didn't forget our nets.

  • I didn't forget them, Kevin. They're in the trunk.

  • [screaming]

  • [loud crash]

  • [screaming]

  • Huh?

  • [shouting]

  • Pizza... Pizza... ♪

  • [humming and beatboxing]

  • Pizza... Pizza... ♪

  • Krusty Krab pizza! ♪

  • [laughing]

  • I've got a hot date tonight,

  • so don't let anyone bother me for the next few hours.

  • I'm gonna be in the tanning bed, browning the leather.

  • - [laughs] - Hm?

  • [grunting]

  • [fabric ripping]

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • [grunting]

  • [baby crying]

  • [grunting]

  • Squeeze...!

  • - Oh, no! - The Iron Buns!

  • [crowd shouting]

  • He ate my wheelbarrow!

  • He ate my children's homework!

  • Do I need to say it?

  • How can we protect ourselves?!

  • There, it's perfect!

  • Chum is metabolic fuel.

  • You really did it this time, ol' Planky.

  • Oh, yeah! Who's a genius?

  • Have you seen Seen, seen, seen

  • My genius, genius... ♪

  • [laughing]

  • Ripped pants à la mode!

  • [tearing]

  • - Oh, SpongeBob... - Yes, Patrick?

  • I think I broke my bottom.

  • [laughs] Broke your bottom!

  • Oh, Patrick, you're a card!

  • Whoa!

  • Yeah.

  • [grunting]

  • From now on, I'd like you to be more careful.

  • One more injury like that, and you could wind up

  • like that poor creature there.

  • In the iron butt.

  • Aww, man.

  • It itches.

  • Why don't you join us? We need an extra player.

  • Nice catch, Percy!

  • Ah!

  • - Hey, SpongeBob! - [screams]

  • You gotta try this, dude!

  • [laughs] We finally got enough people

  • for a seven-mile spanking machine!

  • [slapping] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

  • - Next! - Ah!

  • [screaming]

  • Is this where the line starts?

  • I'll take a banana split.

  • Uh, we don't have that.

  • That's okay. I already split my pants.

  • - Get it? - [laughs]

  • Tee-hee. Anything else?

  • How about... ripple?

  • [laughs]

  • No, thanks, already got one!

  • [humming]

  • [sighs]

  • Ooh. Nice and toasty in here.

  • [gulping]

  • Looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there.

  • Speak for yourself.

  • [panting]

  • [both] Ow! Butt cramps!

  • And I still don't have my ice cream.

  • Am I in the Jellyspotters now?

  • - No. - Now?

  • - No. - Now?

  • No.

  • - Now? - No!

  • Now? Now? Now?

  • [phone ringing]

  • There's a call coming through on my Pants-A-Phone.

  • Krabs to Agent SpongeBob. Come in SpongeBob.

  • - It's for you. - Agent SpongeBob here.

  • You found out what Plankton's up to?

  • I'm afraid we've lost him, Mr. Krabs.

  • Well, find him, lad.

  • I'm not paying you to goof off with Patrick!

  • You're not paying me at all, Mr. Krabs.

  • Exactly, so get to work!

  • Delivery.

  • Did you order 20 cases of... ripped pants?

  • [laughing]

  • Oh...

  • [club music, scratching]

  • Awoo!

  • Uh-uh!

  • [humming]

  • SpongeBob, I need...

  • Whoa.

  • So, how's that tan coming?

  • I don't know. Let me check.

  • Looking good.

  • How's yours?

  • Just a minute.

  • [screams]

  • I could've sworn I was lying on my back.

  • [laughs]

  • [gasps] Ah!

  • Me millionth dollar!

  • SpongeBob, wait!

  • Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.

  • [classical music playing]

  • What's the big deal?

  • Those are all my moves!

  • A gift from a friend.

  • Friends give each other gifts.

  • And tomorrow is my birthday.

  • [blowing party horn]

  • [grunting]

  • [TV] And four steps closer to your dream body.

  • I can even do it in my sleep.

  • [clapping]

  • Wow!

  • [laughing]

  • Woo-hoo! Wa-hoo!

  • [cheering]

  • You know what would go good with that?

  • No, what?

  • [whispering] Ripped... pants.

  • Ooh! Yeah!

  • [electronic music playing] Uh! Uh!

  • Huh! Huh!

  • [blowing raspberries]

  • Oh!

  • [sneezes]

  • [meowing]

  • No, Gary.

  • I like wearing my underwear like this.

  • [squeaking]

  • This is not good, Patrick. This is not good!

  • Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon!

  • And when he sees what we did to his first dollar...

  • [sipping]

  • [screaming]

  • If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter,

  • and a roaring fire.

  • But instead, you listened to a talking clam.

  • This one's gonna fly!

  • I can feel it.

  • Ready, Patrick?

  • Ready!

  • [panting]

  • It's working, Patrick! I'm flying!

  • I'm falling!

  • ♪ I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply When I cry! Huh! ♪

  • Hey, that is not "Boys Who Cry".

  • Yeah.

  • Boo!

  • - What a ripoff! - This stinks!

  • You will not lick me!

  • [screams]

  • [screams]

  • [screams] Wow!

  • [screaming]

  • [screams] Wow!

  • I lost my best friend.

  • [in unison] How?

  • When I ripped...

  • my pants.

  • And no girl Ever wants to dance

  • With a fool who went And ripped his pants! ♪

  • [panting]

  • [roaring]

  • Not again...

  • [screaming]

  • What's happening to me?!

  • [gasping]

  • Huh?

  • Ice cream! Yay!

  • [laughing]

  • [grunts]

  • Cramp!

  • Would you like some cheese on that, sir?

  • [grunting in pain]

  • [groaning]

  • No. Please.

  • Have mercy!

  • [screaming]

  • [thud]

  • Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance

  • And you won't end up

  • Like the fool Who ripped his pants! ♪

  • [tearing]

[humming]

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it