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  • mm When you wish up on a fart.

  • I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.

  • Coming here has always been a fantasy land of mine ticket.

  • Mm thicket ticket ticket ticket.

  • Pick it the fuck it!

  • Oh sir, I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.

  • I need to see your ticket.

  • You're not allowed into Disneyland unless you have a valid way.

  • What do you say?

  • I couldn't hear you over the screens on that roller coaster.

  • I just went on weight.

  • You just went on a roller coaster.

  • How is that even possible?

  • Now, I just got my picture taken with Vicki.

  • I did that roller coaster like forever ago cheese.

  • Sir.

  • I need to see your ticket now.

  • You know what you're talking about?

  • How could I have a ticket when I don't have any pockets?

  • Well you don't have a nose either.

  • Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.

  • Oh man, that was a good one.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • How the heck did you get a go with?

  • What do you say?

  • I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise I make every time I like this dole whip.

  • I said, sir, would you stop slurping that door?

  • Which for two seconds.

  • No worries, I'm finished.

  • Okay.

  • Besides, I got this cool sword.

  • Now look how much noise it makes.

  • Hey, look, I don't know how in the heck you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket.

  • Well, you need to stop it now.

  • You hear me not very well, but I have an idea how to improve my hearing today.

  • Just tell me how you keep sneaking and get the happiest place on earth.

  • Well, it's always quite the adventure land.

  • I can tell you that much Land, sir.

  • Yes.

  • Land.

  • You realize we don't just put the word land afterwards at random.

  • Right?

  • Oh, really?

  • Land.

  • Stop it.

  • Why land, sir?

  • I'm not gonna ask you again.

  • This is your final frontier land.

  • That's it, that's it.

  • Give me those mickey ears right now.

  • You do not deserve to wear them.

  • Give them to me.

  • No, yes, no.

  • And now get out of here and never come back.

  • You hear me Well, how can I?

  • You took my ears, Don't whip.

  • Look, let's just get you a ticket.

  • That way you can go into the park and me out of my life forever.

  • A wicket.

  • What do I need a wicket for?

  • I said ticket.

  • Cricket ticket, Lemony snicket, ticket Benedict cumberbatch.

  • Okay, now that did not sound anything like what I said sorry, but how would I know that?

  • Remember how you took my ears?

  • Yes, I remember that look.

  • Just, just go in.

  • Okay.

  • I no longer care.

  • Just just go in and and never return.

  • Thanks fred.

  • See you tomorrow land.

  • Happiest place on earth.

  • My patootie and orange and pear insists.

  • Hope you're in a magical mood today for lovers because today we're doing the Destiny Challenge.

  • Yeah, I am so excited.

  • Me and Orange watched all the Disney movies growing up.

  • Don't get too cocky.

  • I watched them all too well, read about them anyway.

  • Then you can read the writing on the wall.

  • You're gonna lose pair.

  • It's like a nightmare and surround sound.

  • So here's how to work.

  • It's me versus pair insists is gonna judge earlier.

  • She secretly picked a bunch of Disney hits, which she'll play one at a time on the sixth eighties boombox.

  • Who's ever turn it is has 10 seconds to guess the song title and also the movie.

  • The song is from after 10 seconds.

  • The other person can steal.

  • You get one point on the scoreboard for the correct song title and one point on the scoreboard for the correct movie title.

  • Um That's a pretty rickety looking scoreboard.

  • Are we Sure it's safe.

  • Seriously?

  • I feel like the boombox vibrations alone could bring that thing down.

  • But I made it today during craft time.

  • Yeah.

  • Pair.

  • My sister made it during craft time.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Yes, fine.

  • We'll use the scoreboard that sis made during craft time cheese.

  • I'm so excited.

  • Here's the first song.

  • Okay.

  • I don't know it right off the bat, but the drums feel very Lion King e times almost.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Um Hakuna Matata to Orange.

  • Care to steal.

  • Of course it's ricotta marsala from Lyon Ala King.

  • Ding Ding Ding.

  • That's correct.

  • Lion Ala King.

  • I've never heard of that Disney movie before.

  • Really?

  • I thought everyone knew the hit song, ricotta marsala.

  • Regatta, marsala.

  • Regatta marsala, It means regatta for the Yeah, yeah, that's an awful song.

  • Doesn't matter what matters.

  • Is that Orange new the title and movies?

  • Two points.

  • Fine.

  • Let's move on Orange.

  • This is your song under the peace from the griddle.

  • Mermaid.

  • Ding Ding Ding.

  • What?

  • You know under the peace under the piece.

  • You can hide food there if it's a room there under the piece, that isn't how it goes.

  • Oh he's right.

  • We got the lyrics wrong.

  • It's we can hide food.

  • They're not, you can hide food there.

  • Whoa!

  • Good catch pair.

  • He should get a point for that agreed.

  • No, that's completely missing the point.

  • It's right there on the scoreboard.

  • See that's not what I meant.

  • What are these songs where the classics the all time hits?

  • Like let it go.

  • Do you mean let it doubt or colors of the wind?

  • I believe you mean food coloring of the wind.

  • I mean colors of the wind.

  • Didn't you watch any real Disney movies growing up?

  • We got the DvDS right here real enough for you.

  • Peter flan beauty and the yeast gumbo.

  • Guys, these are food theme knockoffs.

  • You were watching Disney movies growing up, You were watching dish knee movies, silly pair.

  • The H is silent.

  • Yeah, wow.

  • Do you ever look clueless?

  • Seriously?

  • People you never caught on that.

  • These were ripoffs.

  • Even when you sat down to watch Tarzan and instead it was Tarzan Pan Confection of the Jungle.

  • Fine.

  • Why don't you show us one of your so called real Disney songs?

  • Fine by me.

  • Let's see if you can figure this one out.

  • Um pair.

  • I know it's taking a second, but this is 80s technology we're dealing with here.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh there we go.

  • Does this one ring a bell out here.

  • The sea.

  • No, wow, You actually got it.

  • So you do know the real versions after that?

  • See huh?

  • That one rang a bell.

  • Alright, pairs.

  • Uh don't let it get you down pair.

  • Yeah, just remember Disney's problem free, Philosophy, ricardo.

  • Uh whatever remembers there in orange here with another pro tacular episode about what we've done so many of these town.

  • Two episodes.

  • What on earth will we do next?

  • That's easy Bear.

  • We're going to Disneyland.

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • Today we're showing you how to go to Disneyland.

  • Wait, what isn't Disneyland kind of expensive, yep.

  • And since we don't got dull hairs to spare, we're doing this thing on a budget.

  • It sounds good to me then let's do it to a time to it.

  • Step one for getting into Disneyland for cheap, pretend your work there.

  • What?

  • Beck and Disney character with your body type and see if anybody notices.

  • Alright, employees, don't forget to clock at hold up.

  • Did we both dress up as BB eight?

  • Well, none of us have arms and legs.

  • Who else we're gonna dress up as well?

  • I think they're gonna notice when two BB eight's try to get into Disneyland.

  • Dude, you're probably right.

  • But fortunately there's another way step to dress the way we want to, but he can't catch both of us.

  • You baby eight to get back here.

  • That's that's the way I think we lost him now switching to a different cost so we can find a kid.

  • Hold up.

  • Did we both dress up as Elsa?

  • What?

  • These two else?

  • Us without limbs?

  • I don't think so.

  • Come on.

  • Mr gate worker man, let us go, let us go.

  • Hey buddy, but if you want to enjoy Disneyland, you'll have to pay the same as everybody out.

  • Well, that didn't work.

  • Not to worry there.

  • I've still got step three A bubbly Bacon, please, shamelessly.

  • Please.

  • Disneyland is my dream.

  • Dream is pronouncing your ours, not part of Step three, nope.

  • Don't pronounce any ours or else under any circumstance.

  • Yeah, please.

  • Mr gig, man.

  • If I don't get into Disney went, I might cry, Don't do that.

  • Don't cry.

  • Here, let me find you a test here and now that his back is turned.

  • It's time for step four.

  • Rest the gates again.

  • Hey, talk about a bomb wash.

  • Well, you did it orange.

  • You got us into Disneyland on a budget.

  • What should we do first?

  • See mickey?

  • Go on some rides.

  • I want to see some fireworks.

  • They don't do those until it's nighttime.

mm When you wish up on a fart.

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