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  • - Hey! I'm Malt Rober.

  • When a package on my porch brought the thieves to my yard,

  • I decided that that was the final straw.

  • That's why I made this glitter bomb.

  • - Whoa, that's really cool!

  • - I know, right? If a porch pirate tries to steal the box,

  • they get doused in glitter,

  • which is super annoying because glitter's basically

  • impossible to get rid of because it's so tiny.

  • - Is that why we haven't been able to get rid of you yet?

  • (laughing)

  • - AHH! Orange? Do you have it ready or not?

  • You told me it make me a glitter bomb

  • and I paid you good money.

  • - Eh, well, here's the thing.

  • - Oh, great. There's always a thing.

  • - I know. I said I'd make you one, but I didn't.

  • I made you four! Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • - What?! Seriously? You made me four glitter bombs?

  • - Well, not exactly.

  • I played around with the concept a little,

  • so each prototype is a little different.

  • (laughing)

  • - Honestly, I'm not even mad. You made me four prototypes.

  • Make all the jokes about me you want.

  • - How do they work Orange? I want to see 'em in action.

  • - Okay. So here's prototype one.

  • And to help me demonstrate, I brought the Hamburgler.

  • - McDonald stole the idea from me. Okay.

  • I'm the original Hamburglar! He's the fraud!

  • Got it?

  • - Ugh, yeah dude.

  • - Also, nobody asked.

  • - You were thinking it, you were all thinking it.

  • Now what am I supposed to steal again?

  • - That box right there.

  • - Got it.

  • - Yoink! And I'll be on my wa-AHH!

  • - AHH!

  • - Whoa!

  • (laughing)

  • - Talk about a smashed burger. Am I right?

  • (laughing)

  • (coughing)

  • - I'm gonna be okay, by the way

  • Thanks for asking.

  • - Ah, come on. I knew you'd be fine.

  • Flat out.

  • (laughing)

  • - GRRRR!

  • - Orange, I thought you were making me a glitter bomb.

  • - Yeah, hey, I thought that too!

  • - Look, I told you guys, I made some different options.

  • So you didn't like prototype number one. That's fine.

  • Take prototype number 2.

  • No, really! Take it!

  • - Ah, okay.

  • - AHHH! Right in the pickle!

  • - Ugh, I mean, I guess I can see how it's a theft deterrent.

  • - Oh, believe me. It is. Ugh!

  • - But I guess I was hoping for something that wouldn't

  • ya know, violently injure the porch pirate.

  • - Little Apple's right.

  • What made Malt Rober's Glitter Bomb so great was the

  • fact that nobody got hurt.

  • - Guys. Guys, I hear you loud and clear.

  • That's why I made prototype number three.

  • Hamburglar, you have the honors.

  • - Now you promise this isn't gonna cause me

  • any physical pain?

  • - I promise.

  • - Okay, I'm trusting you.

  • - Yo. Hamburglar.

  • - Hold on. Is, is the package talking to me?

  • - Sure is! Go on, talk back.

  • - Oh, hey there!

  • - So I talked to your parents last night. Sure enough.

  • They're still prouder of your brother.

  • (laughing)

  • - Ouch! That was mean!

  • - Yo, Hamburgler, you ever heard the one about the hamburger

  • who got into law school?

  • - No, haven't heard that one.

  • - Yeah, nobody has because you didn't get into any

  • of the ones you applied to.

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange. I thought you said this wouldn't hurt.

  • - I promise it wasn't physically hurt, but you're right.

  • The emotional impact of prototype number three is

  • staggering.

  • - Yo Hamburglar.

  • Why'd you copy the name of that McDonald's mascot guy?

  • - I didn't, I was the Hamburglar first. Me!

  • - McDonald's introduced him back in 1971 pal.

  • You're not that old.

  • - Yeah, but.

  • - But nothing. You're living in a fantasy world.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh make it stop. Please make the prototype stop.

  • I don't want to steal this one anymore.

  • (crying)

  • - All right! It works!

  • - I mean, technically yeah.

  • But I was still kind of hoping for what I asked for.

  • You know, a glitter bomb.

  • - A what?

  • - A glitter bomb! Glitter bomb!

  • - Oh, sorry. I misunderstood. No, ears, you know?

  • (laughing)

  • - AH!

  • - That'd be prototype number four. Go ahead, open her up.

  • - Orange, there's no glitter in here.

  • - Sure, but there is a bomb.

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange, this isn't what I asked for.

  • - Ah, ah, ah, wait for it.

  • Tada!

  • (laughing)

  • - Orange I can't believe you ignored the glitter part

  • and just made the bomb part.

  • - Hey, that's not true.

  • It's not like the bombs is the only feature.

  • It also does this.

  • - Yo Little Apple. You like being called that?

  • - I mean it's better than the alternative.

  • - I came up with a better nickname for ya.

  • - Yeah, what's that?

  • - IL LITTLE RIT.

  • (laughing)

  • (bomb explodes) (laughing)

  • (music playing)

- Hey! I'm Malt Rober.

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