♪ That sings Your favorite song? ♪

♪ Who's got Sweet and frozen treats ♪

♪ That you can spend Your money on? ♪

♪ Who's your favorite Ice cream man ♪

♪ From now Until you're gone? ♪

The goober truck guy!

♪ Who showed you how to-- ♪

Ah! It's him!

Sweet Neptune!

I'll take a Sweet Neptune.

Oh...

Ah!

Ooh...!

[grunts]

[laughs]

The horror... The horror!

[screaming]

[muffled] Ice... cream...

The horror!

Looks like you made quite the impression.

[ba-dum-tss]

[crickets]

[clearing throat]

- Now that that's over... - Hmm?

We're live in five, four, three, two...

Oh, no! There's no show until I get my ice cream.

Mean old ice cream man.

I'm gonna get your ice cream!

Guess if you want something done

sometimes you have to take matters into your own tentacles.

The show must go on!

[grunting]

[Squidina] Welcome to the Patrick Show.

Today we're talking about...

Uh...

Oh! Enemies!

I got 'em. You got 'em.

Sometimes, I'm my own sister's enemy.

'Cause I go crazy and I ruin all her hard work.

Now, here's a pre-recorded segment

from when I wasn't being such a stubborn jerk.

Hey there. Today we're looking at nature.

Which is, like, plants and rocks and...

walks and stuff, I guess.

Hey, there's my pet Ouchie.

He's natural, and...

he's got a big bowl of yummy, tasty urchin food.

And there's his natural enemy, the sea bunny.

I call him Pink Eye.

Ooh, he's hungry.

I wonder if Ouchie will share.

Mother says sharing is caring,

but she never wants to share her lipstick with me.

Oh! Let's see what happens next!

Probably nothing.

Nature's boring!

[chuckling] Get him, Ouchie.

[growling]

Oh, no! One time I got my tongue stuck in a trap like that.

Why, if I find out who put that cheese on there...!

Wow! Look out, Ouchie!

Look out, house!

Look out, world!

Look out!

Oh, that's it.

I guess we live in a duplex now.

[blows a raspberry]

Rockets? Cool!

Boy, oh boy!

Nature isn't boring, it's got chasings!

All right, Patrick.

Ready to host, yet?

It's almost the top of the hour

and you still gotta plug the sponsors.

I'm not plugging anything except my mouth hole,

with ice cream!

[grunting]

[sighs] Fine.

I guess I'll shoot some guest spots as filler.

[grunts]

Hey, Mom, do you have any enemies?

Well, of course not, dear.

I love everybody!

Huh? Ah!

Oh, but this toaster is really starting to tick me off!

[grunting]

[humming]

[growling]

[screams]

[panting]

Hmm? Oh, I see the problem now.

I forgot to plug it in.

[laughing]

Well, thanks for displaying grace under pressure, Mom.

Oh, I always have Grace on display.

No pressure needed.