Hm ...

How should I start today's episode?

- Hey Orange,

there's nothing better than starting off this episode with

"The annoy pear button"

- Couldn't agree more!

(orange laughs)

- Meh.

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that

to annoy me these days dude.

I've pretty much seen it all by this point.

- Not to worry.

The annoy pear button has so many features.

Like this;

(disoriented trumpet)

- This

- [Orange] Nah,nah,nah,nah,nah ...

- And this

(Fart sound)

- Ah really?

The button can fart.

- Oh that's not all it can do.

Its also waterproof.

(Orangs laughs)

(metal clank)

(Fart sounds)

(Pear coughs)

- Hey! Hey!

Orange, it's auto farting now.

Aw man,

How do you turn this thing of?

Oh here's a switch.

Hopefully that does the trick.

Wait- Hold on.

No, no, no.

No!

- [Announcer] It's time for 'Ask orange'!

Knock Knock.

- Who's there?

- Figs

- Figs who?

- Aren't you gonna figs the door?

(Orange laughs)

- You know I have been meaning to 'figs' that door.

I put a 'date' on the calendar in everything.

(Orange laughs)

- [Announcer] Hey orange, have you heard about the guy who

invented the knock knock joke?

- Sure haven't.

- He won the No Bell prize.

(Orange laughs)

- Bell of a joke you got there.

Bell of a joke.

(Orange laughs)

- [Announcer] Hey orange.

- Hey!

- Hey, hey orange

- Hey you uh-

you misspelled my name.

- No! Orang!

- Huh?

Oh no! Ah!

That Orangutan is gonna throw poop.

Take cover!

Woo-hoo,

missed us.

- Thank you so much orange!

(Fart sound)

(Pear coughs)

- No!

- [Announcer] Hey orange,

can you introduce your kitchen friends like peppa pig

does while introducing her family?

- I'm the annoying orange.

And this is little apple.

(Fart sound)

(little apple laughs)

- This is grapefruit.

(fart sound)

- And this is the whole gang

after we had beans last night for dinner.

(Farts and laughs)

- [Announcer] If you barf up a fish,

you're in love with passion.

- Orange,

is there something in your mouth.

- Mm.

- It seems like there's something in your mouth dude.

(Orange throws up)

- Whoa!

Is that a Seahorse?

- Haha, yes it is.

See, its a seahorse not a fish.

Check mate fruit lovers.

- Um actually dude,

a fun fact about seahorse' is that they technically

are fish.

- Grr.

- I uh-

I take it you don't think that fact is quite as fun as I do.

- Mm

- Yeah...

O-Okay.

I think I'm gonna go.

- [Announcer] Pear,

enjoy that comfy pillow.

- Hey, thanks!

- Oh wait,

It's a surprise airbag.

- Ahh!

Oh no, I'm headed straight for the.

Why?!

- [Announcer] Orange,

no ones laughing at your jokes.

But the ground is cracking up.

(Orange laughs)

- That was so funny the ground probably just soiled its self

(Orange laughs)

- [Announcer] Where's squash?

It's been a while since we've seen him.

- Well I know one place he better not be,

Directly above us.

- Squash?

He's way over there.

- Oh,

well that's a relief.

(Squash laughs)

- Orange!

This isn't funny anymore!

- [Announcer] Hey Orange,

Its hero time.

- [Gasps] You're right!

There's the orange signal.

Up, up and away!

(Orange laughs)

- Orange!

- [Announcer] Say hi Maddox.

- Hi Maddox.

- Passion fruit was hit by the same

voice changing machine as Grapefruit.

- Hey orange.

(Orange screams and farts)

- Um...

Did my new voice scare you so badly you pooped out a fish?

- Yeah.

And honestly I have no idea what that means.

- [Announcer] If you do any explosions,

little apple grows 10 feet in height.

- Well, isn't that convenient.

'cause that's exactly how I was planning

to end today's episode.

(Orange laughs)

- No!

- Aw...

I guess it was dud.

- Um, hey guys...

Dud or no dud,

it seems to have done the trick.

I- I'm growing.

- [Pear And Orange] Wow!

- Yes!

Yes!

- See orange,

aren't happy endings better than exploding endings?

- Their okay I guess.

But they definitely don't blow me away.

(Orange laughs)

- Neh.

- Um guys,

I'm getting near the ceiling.

There's something up here, its a button of some kind.

OW!

- What the-

NO!

(Orange laughs)