but how big are they?

Let's compare the sizes of these underwater androids.

[sobbing]

[sighing]

Patrick, don't!

What?

[screaming]

[screaming]

You'll never catch me, Krabs!

Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!

Hi-ya!

I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

[screaming]

I do have a very special recipe.

Yes...?

For delicious kisses!

[gagging]

Cashina, would you mind if I kissed you?

Oh, Eugene. This is all moving so fast...

Just as I planned. [laughs]

Be gentle!

Purse lips.

Wow, what a woman!

[groans] Well, I finally did it.

I kissed a crab.

One Krabby Patty coming up lickety split.

[buzzing] Huh?

[buzzing]

Spat, is there something wrong, pal?

I would not dare touch such slop as this,

how you say, Krabby Patty.

I'll just set it for our quarry.

No...

- Money, money, money... - Ignore that one...

Aha! Bingo!

You have your orders, attack!

[beeping]

[loud smashing]

[beeping]

Oop, missed one.

Trash.

Hey, that's mine! I'm cleaning these offices!

Patrick, catch!

[beeping]

Trash.

[Patrick] No!

Run!

[panting]

And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker.

[beeping]

[beeping]

Oh, I can't even make a simple nutcracker!

Make me a Krabby Patty!

[beeping]

Response: Why don't you ask me later?

What? What?!

- Get welded. - Wait!

I command you! Make me a Krabby Patty!

I don't wanna.

[screaming]

[cackling]

Yes!

Sorry, Dad, I'd love to, but I'm leaving for college.

I went to college.

[sobbing]

[beeping]

[all gasping]

Gasp.

How could you do this, SpongeBob?

Giving me secret formula to this... impostor!

Don't listen to him, SpongeBob.

Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

I really did it!

Hey, Karen, guess what?!

I finally got the Krabby Patty secret formula!

How do you like me now?

[beeping]

[gasps] It's genuine.

Come here, you big hunk of aquatic organism!

Ooh, I knew you could do it!

[smooching]

Just don't blow it this time.

All right, Fred,

the next time you come in here with a hurt leg,

I'm going to replace it with...

With what?

A robot leg!

Cool!

It might be cool to you, Fred,

but how does the robot feel about it?

Don't take my leg! Don't take my leg!

[robotic sobbing]

And now, for the final touch.

Perfect!

With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine.

[laughing]

[clears throat]

I said, isn't there something odd about Bikini Bottom

since we got back?

No. But yes!

Just look at the giant medicine billboard!

It's missing a bolt on the bottom right corner!

Even worse than that, Patrick.

The police got new uniforms!

Oh, no! What did they do with those old ones?!

Woo-wey! It's all done! My greatest invention yet!

[beeping]

[flute, Japanese drums]

Sandy! What a neat robot!

[slow-motion] No!

[loud explosion]

Let me explain. You see, I was passing the tree,

and I thought it'd be funny if I gave you a surprise.

♪ Faster than light! Prepared to stop crime! ♪

♪ It's Mermaid Man... ♪

- Yeah! - Yay!

♪ If you're in a jam ♪

[screaming]

♪ It's Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy! ♪

[screaming]

Uh-oh.

[beeping]

I am ready to destroy Christmas.

Destroy Santa.

You want Santa, you've got to get through me.

Okey-dokey.

Oh, my.

Is that all you got?

[screaming]

Ooh, Squidward, you sound so tough.

Engaging battle mode!

[buzzer sound]

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Am I really that pretty?

[screaming]

Oh, yeah, I am smooth.

I like you this much!

Wow!

Feel me!

[screaming]

Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not,

at least I'm well put together.

Not some rusted-out, steam-driven pile of junk!

Who you calling steam-driven?

[SpongeBob screaming] Quiet!