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  • When you wish upon a fart

  • - Really?

  • (Orange farts)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Woo hoo!

  • I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.

  • Coming here has always been a Fantasyland of mine!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Ticket.

  • - Hmm.

  • Thicket.

  • - Ticket!

  • - Kick it.

  • - Ticket!

  • - Pick it, then flick it.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Sir, I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.

  • I need to see your ticket.

  • You're not allowed into Disneyland

  • unless you have a valid -

  • - Sorry, what'd you say?

  • I couldn't hear you over the screams

  • on that roller coaster I just went on.

  • - Wait, wait.

  • You just went on a roller coaster?

  • How is that even possible?

  • - No, I just got my picture taken with Mickey.

  • I did that roller coaster, like, forever ago.

  • Jeez.

  • - Sir, I need to see your ticket now!

  • - Yo! Whatchu talkin' about?

  • How can I have a ticket

  • when I don't have any pockets?

  • - Well you don't have a nose, either.

  • Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Oh man, that was a good one!

  • (Orange Dole Whip)

  • - Wait, wait, wait.

  • How the heck did you get a Dole Whip?

  • (Orange slurps Dole Whip)

  • - What'd you say?

  • I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise

  • I make every time I lick this Dole Whip.

  • - I said -

  • (Orange slurps)

  • - Sir, would you stop slurping that Dole Whip

  • for two seconds?

  • - No worries, I'm finished.

  • (Orange burps)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Besides, I got this cool sword now!

  • Look how much noise it makes!

  • Nuh nuh nuh!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Hey!

  • (Ticket taker screams)

  • - Look!

  • I don't know how in the heck

  • you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket,

  • but you need to stop it now.

  • You hear me?

  • - Not very well,

  • but I have an idea how to improve my hearing.

  • Ta daa!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Just tell me how you keep sneaking

  • into the Happiest Place on Earth.

  • - Well, it's always quite the Adventureland.

  • I can tell you that much-land.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Sir?

  • - Yes-land?

  • (Ticket taker groans)

  • - You realize we don't just put the word "land"

  • afterwords at random, right?

  • - Oh, really-land?

  • - Stop it!

  • - Why-land?

  • - Sir, I'm not going to ask you again.

  • This is your final -

  • - Frontierland?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - That's it! That's it!

  • Gimmie those Mickey ears right now!

  • (Orange screams)

  • You do not deserve to wear them!

  • - Help!

  • - Give them to me!

  • - No!

  • - Yes!

  • - No-land!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Argh!

  • Now get out of here and never come back.

  • You hear me?

  • - Well how can I?

  • You took my ears.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Dole Whip?

  • (Ticket taker sighs)

  • - Look, let's just get you a ticket.

  • That way you can go into the park

  • and be out of my life forever.

  • - A wicket?

  • What do I need a wicket for?

  • - I said ticket.

  • - Cricket?

  • - Ticket!

  • - Lemony Snickett?

  • - Ticket!

  • - Benedict Cumberbatch?

  • - Okay, that did not sound anything like what I said.

  • - Sorry, but how would I know that?

  • Remember how you took my ears?

  • - Yes I remember that!

  • Look, just -

  • You can just go in, okay?

  • I no longer care.

  • Just, just go in

  • and, and, and, and never return.

  • - Woo hoo!

  • Thanks friend!

  • See you Tomorrowland!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Ticket taker groans)

  • - Happiest Place on Earth my patootie!

  • (epic music)

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