You cannot save them, Sponge of Misery!

They are trapped

by my awesome surface tension. [chuckles]

You don't understand.

You're my most favorite supervillain.

Can I have your autograph?

Oh, no! Oh. Oh, no. You fools stay back.

The point. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Watch the point! No!

[groaning]

What did you do with DB?!

[whimpering]

Hmm?

[gasping]

DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it?

Yes, SpongeBob, it's me.

I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe

on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy

and a squeeze, light axle grease,

make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here, sir.

Greetings fellow lagomorph.

Perhaps you might consider sharing

a slither of your--

[screaming]

Uh!

I'll just be-- Uh.

[growling]

[chattering]

[laughing]

[growling]

[fighting]

I'll draw me.

And when Squidward answers the door,

it won't be me.

[Patrick laughing]

Aw, look at 'em. Ain't he a doll?

All he needs is a tie.

Ready for action!

Wha! What?! What?! What?! Wha!

[chattering]

[panting] Here, Patrick.

Whoo, whoo! Snip!

[screaming]

Ow.

[chattering]

You cut a hole in Farmer Jenkins grain silo.

Don't remind me.

I knew no good would come from city folk

and their flying machines! Now, get!

That hiccup ruined my precious comic book!

You call them hiccups? Ah! Back in my day,

hiccups could turn a fella inside out.

[screaming]

Now that's what I call a hiccup.

[buzzing]

[gasping]

SpongeBob, now are you gonna--

Oh, Squidward, I was going through some records

back in me office and-- Huh?

So you got the hair piece after all?

- Hiyah! - My leg!

Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya?

Well, you can't, 'cause I'm fast, I'm mean,

and I can do this.

Ssss!

Uh. And your nails, they're so beautiful.

Aw, thanks.

I really pride myself on--

My nails!

[ringing]

Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

Please start after the [tooting]

Sounds like you've got a dying animal

to attend to, eh, ol' chum?

[gasping]

Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!

I hear you're playing the cash register now.

Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?

It's big and valuable.

Hello, Squilliam.

ManRay is great.

Yeah.

Must be taking care

of his community service obligations.

That'll teach 'em to jaywalk.

[barking]

Looks like we have a winner.

Oh, so cute.

Whatcha gonna call him?

He looks like a spot to me.

[growling]

That name provokes a violent reaction.

Spot, it is!

[barking]

[chuckles] Now's my chance

to sneak into the Krusty Crab in my pet, Spot.

[barking]

[chuckles] Hey, what's happening?

No Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot!

Bad Spot! No!

[groaning]

[barking]

Bubble Buddy!

This... is... great.

I can't believe how quickly

you inflated the whole city again, SpongeBob!

Yep! The whole city. Plus this new Krusty Krab.

[laughing] Yeah!

Franchising's a great idea, boy-o.

I am making money claw over fist here.

Hey, what's the exchange rate for bubbles to real money?

There is none!

[laughing]

Observe.

[music playing]

[groaning]

[cheering]

Yeah, but I wanna eat Krabby Patties off the floor.

The pink dude might have the right idea, guys.

If we dress up like pets,

we could trick Krabs into serving us. Of course.

If you want to make costumes, I have a craft corner.

[chattering]

[groaning]

Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Well, we used to be but now we're retired.

[gasping] But you can't retire.

There's evil afoot.

Wha? Wha? Evil! Evil!

[whimpering]

Barnacle Boy.

Come quick! Krusty Krab is in dire straits.

Plankton and Man Ray teamed up and blah blah blah blah blah!

This must be one of the new guys.

No kid, we'd like to help out,

but we can't just yet.

What do you mean you can't?

Well, we just woke up from our nap.

And after naptime is when they usually serve ice cream!

So, in the meantime, uh,

you're gonna have to be your own hero.

Unless you wanna wait for ice cream too?