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  • [yawning]

  • Hmm, what is this place?

  • Uh. [sniffing]

  • Uh. Huh?

  • [sniffing] Ooh.

  • Squidward, did you do all this?

  • Well, I figured if I have to stay here,

  • I might as well make it livable.

  • Lard cake?

  • If you make me lard cakes every morning,

  • Squiddy, you can do anything you want.

  • Ah-ah-ah-ah, the etiquette spoon says, "eat like a gentleman."

  • Ah.

  • A gentleman?

  • Watch me, idiot.

  • A gentleman eats like this.

  • Holy halibut! Can he actually be taught?

  • I can mold you.

  • I can squeeze this lump of clay into a cultured sophisticate

  • I will make you the most tolerable roommate

  • of all time.

  • You'll be my roommate-sterpiece.

  • More lard cakes, please.

  • [humming]

  • Hah.

  • Wow.

  • Hehe.

  • [sighing]

  • Huh? [groaning]

  • - Hahaha. - Mmm.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Ah.

  • Hmm.

  • Ah ha!

  • [grunting]

  • [kissing]

  • [kissing]

  • [humming]

  • [laughing]

  • [chattering]

  • [music playing and chattering]

  • Culture lovers, welcome to the Classy Kiosk.

  • I am Squidtacular!

  • And this is my protege, Patrick-panase!

  • He taught me everything I blow.

  • And now get ready to

  • feel the art!

  • [humming]

  • Yes. [humming]

  • [audience chattering]

  • [mumbling]

  • [audience gasping]

  • [audience chattering]

  • What?!

  • Hey, watch me, everyone!

  • I will now bedazzle your dazzlers

  • with interpretive dance.

  • [humming]

  • [humming]

  • My turn.

  • [humming]

  • [cheering]

  • Who knew that Patrick could dance like an angel?

  • Ah. Bravo. Bravo.

  • Oh, Mr. Krabs, you dropped this.

  • Hehehe.

  • Patrick-panase! Patrick-panase!

  • You make a better Squidward, than Squidward does.

  • [laughing]

  • - I do? - Huh?

  • [laughing]

  • Ha.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, stop making those noises! Those are my noises!

  • [sighing]

  • - Hah. - Huh.

  • - Hah. - Huh.

  • - Hah. - Huh!

  • - Hah, hah. - Hah, hah.

  • Patrick is the best Squidward!

  • [cheering]

  • So, Squidward, what do you think of your new protege, huh?

  • New protege... [grumbling]

  • ...he stinks!

  • And he's not a better me! He's an imposter!

  • Hmm. Well, if Patrick makes a better Squidward,

  • maybe you'd make a better Patrick.

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah, right. I would make a better Patrick.

  • A-- Wait a minute, that's it! That'll teach him!

  • Oh, thanks, SpongeBob. [kissing]

  • Oh, wait a minute, Squidward.

  • You dropped your chee--

  • Zee next morning...

  • [alarm clock ringing]

  • Huh huh. Well, Patrick, time for another lovely day

  • in the flower garden of life.

  • Hah.

  • [mumbling]

  • I love you, brick. Ooh.

  • I love you, brick. Ooh.

  • I love you, brick. Ooh.

  • Squidward, you kelphead,

  • what did you do to my beautiful house?

  • Define "do".

  • Dah! Don't put my art up your nose, you credent!

  • I might need that some day. Duh.

  • Hah.

[yawning]

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Patrick's New Roommate Squidward! ⭐️❤️? | Pat Hearts Squid | SpongeBob

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    Summer posted on 2021/07/23
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