SpongeBob SquarePants!

Are you ready to rock?! Whoo!

Whaao!

[upbeat music starts playing]

It's really loud!

You need it louder? Okay!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star ♪

♪ I made myself a sandwich ♪

♪ Like presents On Christmas day ♪

♪ It doesn't seem to stay ♪

♪ Or a cheese soufflé ♪

♪ It doesn't last all day ♪

♪ I will try ♪

♪ Again ♪

♪ To blow a bubble ♪

♪ That will last ♪

♪ All day ♪

♪ All day ♪

♪ Oh, Bikini Gulch Was a purdy place ♪

♪ With sweet water And the blue sky ♪

♪ Till one day a beast Comes a-ridin' from the east ♪

♪ By the name of Ol' Dead Eye ♪

♪ That dirty, no-good Dead Eye ♪

♪ Oh, he's robbed this town He's pulled my pants down! ♪

♪ He made All the pretty girls cry! ♪

♪ That no-good goon Wants my saloon ♪

♪ And the I.O.U.'s Due tomorrow noon! ♪

♪ If we don't get Some help here real soon... ♪

♪ We'll lose everything we own To Dead Eye! ♪

♪ I'll copy their style And in a while ♪

♪ My art will be prophetic ♪

♪ I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! ♪

And... And I like um, uh...

Uh, I don't know what I like.

♪ It tastes Like beans and bacon ♪

♪ And smells Like it's been dead ♪

♪ Writing stuff is hard So I use a pointy pencil ♪

♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy Pointy, pointy, point ♪

♪ P.U. What's that horrible smell? ♪

♪ Drum solo! ♪

♪ Who's there for you When you are sad and down? ♪

♪ Hey! Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Who picks you up And smacks you all around? ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Who puts thorns in you So you can save the town? ♪

♪ Idiot friends, idiot friends ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Duh, duh-duh-duh Doo-duh-doo-doh-doh ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Duh-dee-duh-duh Doo, duh-duh-duh ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Dee-duh-duh Duh-dooh-dooh, duh-doh! ♪

You know, SpongeBuck,

all we've been singing about is what I've done for you.

Well, what have you done for me?

[laughs]

♪ Who helps you pick Your pants up off the ground? ♪

- Thanks, buddy! - Curses!

Only an idiot friend would do that!

Let's bring it home, idiot friend!

Okay!

♪ Who lets you ride On his coffin? ♪

♪ Who slaps you Hard and often? ♪

♪ What do you and me Have in common? ♪

♪ We're idiot... ♪

♪ Friends! ♪

Plankton just asked me to join his rock 'n' roll band.

- Can Patrick join our band? - Sure, whatever.

Hear that, Patrick? You're in.

All right! I play a mean belly.

[drumming sounds]

Wow.

♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪

♪ Bum, bum, bum... ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ Patrick! ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E ♪

♪ Squidward! ♪

♪ Good! ♪

♪ It'll help, it'll help... ♪

♪ If you just sing along! ♪

♪ Aww, yeah! ♪

♪ Will never sacrifice Their will! ♪

♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪

♪ Be on the attack With your wings on the wind ♪

♪ Oh, the games will begin! ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

That was awesome!

Did you like it?

Oh! Did you really, really like it?

Oh, give me your completely honest opinion

of how great it was!

Oh, mm...

How do I put this delicately?

That was the best song I ever heard!

Do you really think so?

We need to get that song on the radio!

Let's go right now, come on!

Darn, I just got that arm back.