♪ So listen And you won't regret ♪

♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up ♪

♪ Like the fool Who ripped his pants! ♪

[tearing]

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here In the deep blue sea! ♪

♪ F is for fire that burns down The whole town! ♪

♪ U is for uranium... bombs! ♪

♪ N is for no survivors When you-- ♪

Plankton.

Those things aren't what fun is all about.

Now, do it like this.

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff-- ♪

Never!

That's completely idiotic.

♪ I wanna wake up in Texas ♪

♪ I miss those wide open skies ♪

♪ I miss my twenty acres Barbecues and pecan pies ♪

♪ Oh, why? ♪

♪ When I'm so far From you Texas ♪

♪ All I can do is cry ♪

[crying]

♪ Sounds like someone Felled my old coral tree ♪

♪ SpongeBob, Patrick Why'd you do this to me? ♪

♪ The world feels like It's in loverly ♪

♪ Go away before I harm you bodily! ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪

♪ Wanna learn How to tie your shoe? ♪

♪ It's a very easy thing to do ♪

♪ Just sit on down And I'll give you the scoop ♪

♪ What's that? ♪

♪ It's called The loop-dee-loop ♪

♪ You gotta take A lace in each hand ♪

♪ You go over and under again ♪

♪ You make a loop-dee-loop And pull ♪

♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ And it's ours for the taking ♪

♪ It's ours for the fight ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ Hey all you people! Hey all you people! ♪

♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪

♪ The best time To wear a striped sweater ♪

♪ Is all the time ♪

♪ One with a collar Turtleneck ♪

♪ That's the kind ♪

♪ Cause when you're wearing ♪

♪ That one... Special... sweater... ♪

♪ If only I could join you There in the air ♪

♪ Floating free without a care ♪

♪ I wish I could fly ♪

♪ And see things With a different eye ♪

♪ I would fly so very high And touch the sky ♪

♪ And never have to ask Why it is that I can't fly ♪

♪ I'm from the future And I'm from the past ♪

♪ But that don't mean This friendship ♪

♪ Wasn't built to last ♪

♪ He was made in a lab And I was born in a cave ♪

♪ So let me hear you holler For this inter-era rave ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ Patrick! ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E ♪

♪ Squidward! ♪

♪ Good! ♪

♪ You are bad You are to blame ♪

♪ Now hang Your kingly head in shame ♪

♪ La-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪

♪ The king is bad The king's to blame ♪

♪ He hangs His kingly head in shame ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la! ♪

[laughing]

♪ This town is filled With many things ♪

♪ That I've come to love ♪

♪ From the birds that fly Upon the ground ♪

♪ To the flowers up above ♪

♪ Farewell, Bikini Bottom Now I really hate to go ♪

♪ 'Cause the things I'll miss The most of all ♪

♪ Are the friends I've come to know ♪

♪ When my tear ducts get issue I can't use just any tissue ♪

♪ I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply When I cry! Huh! ♪

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

♪ Best day... ♪

[laughs]

♪ With mountains of money And rivers of cash ♪

♪ And a pool of coins To make a splash! ♪

♪ Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab With patties made of money ♪

♪ They'd be delicious And expensive ♪

♪ And taste like golden honey! ♪

♪ Money and gold And treasure untold! ♪

♪ And all of it for me! ♪

♪ If I borrow some elements From the periodic table ♪

♪ I can mix up a brew That is sure to disable ♪

♪ Any virus, bug, or sniffle That steps into my path ♪

♪ And make them feel My microscopic wrath! ♪

Hi-yah!

♪ Goodbye, Atlantis We're Bikini Bottom bound! ♪

♪ Please turn this bus around! ♪

♪ We had our fun! We sure did! ♪

♪ But now we're done And I'm bummed ♪

♪ We're on our way! Can't we stay? ♪

♪ So now we say goodbye! ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna cry! Me too ♪

♪ Goodbye, Atlantis We're Bikini Bottom bound ♪

♪ Who's there for you When you are sad and down? ♪

♪ Hey! Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Who picks you up And smacks you all around? ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Who puts thorns in you So you can save the town? ♪

♪ Idiot friends, idiot friends ♪

♪ Idiot friends! ♪

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪

♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪

♪ Oh, I built you Yes, I built you ♪

♪ I built you in the, uh.... ♪

Um... Hm...

♪ In the shape of a cube ♪

♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y ♪

♪ Krabby Patty, give 'em a try ♪

♪ Come on down And buy, buy, buy! ♪

♪ Not just one or two or three ♪

♪ But enough For the whole family ♪

♪ A pirate ain't worthy 'Til he's got some scurvy ♪

♪ Since you got your scurvy Oh, you unnerve me ♪

♪ When you sing that song ♪

♪ Scurvy! Scurvy! We got scurvy! ♪

♪ Scurvy! We got scurvy! ♪

♪ Scurvy! We got scurvy! Scurvy! ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Your Krabby Patties From the grill ♪

♪ The smell of grease Gives me a thrill ♪

♪ Oh, Krusty Krab Oh, Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh, how I love you Krusty Krab ♪

♪ Oh...! ♪

♪ Ooh...! ♪

♪ Jelly lelly lelly jelly Jelly lelly lelly jelly ♪

♪ It's the jellyfishing song! ♪

♪ Jelly lelly lelly jelly Jelly lelly lelly jelly ♪

♪ Everyone sing along! ♪

♪ Jelly lelly lelly jelly Jelly lelly lelly jelly ♪

♪ It's the jellyfishing song! ♪

♪ Jelly lelly lelly jelly Jelly lelly lelly jelly ♪

♪ Everyone sing along! ♪

♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...) Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪

♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo! ♪

♪ Rodeo... (rodeo...) Rodeo... (rodeo...) ♪

♪ Yippie ti yay! Yippie ti yo! ♪

Oh, it's Musical Doodle, Squidward!

♪ Round and round The record spins all day ♪

♪ Listen again It takes you far away ♪

♪ Trying to stop it is futile ♪

♪ So just listen now To my Musical Doodle ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo-doo, doo, doo-doo! ♪

♪ Oh, I've got A whole new attitude ♪

♪ A lifetime subscription To gratitude ♪

♪ Friend, you've got to change Your latitude ♪

♪ Live an attitude Of gratitude ♪

♪ I'm grateful For the life I am living ♪

♪ Who knows How long I will have it? ♪

♪ I'm thankful For all I've been given ♪

♪ We make appreciation a habit ♪

♪ Let's all sing The Road Song! ♪

♪ I wanna sing it All day long! ♪

♪ Let's all sing The Road Song! ♪

♪ Let's all sing ♪

♪ All along! (Road, road, road, road...) ♪

♪ Be nice to babies and animals Old folks, too ♪

♪ 'Cause that's how You'd like them to treat you! ♪

♪ Use turn signals Don't screen my calls ♪

♪ Don't you wreck the house When you deck the halls ♪

♪ Spit your gum where it won't Wind up on my shoe ♪

♪ Squeeze toothpaste From the bottom of the tube ♪

♪ Don't be a jerk ♪

♪ It's Christmas! ♪

♪ Take a deep breath In an emotional way ♪

♪ 'Cause with my instrument Is how I say ♪

[fireworks exploding]

♪ All thumbs, no thumbs Busted up your thumbs ♪

♪ Sucking on your pinky Will sure look dumb ♪

♪ You can never hitch a ride Or pull out a plum ♪

♪ Without your thumbs You're all thumbs ♪

♪ Thumbs, thumbs ♪

♪ Yeah, Kung Fu Rock Kung Fu Rock ♪

♪ Kick off your socks And get a clomp in the chops ♪

♪ Swing one, swing two Smack down, pop! ♪

♪ That's how you do The Kung Fu Rock! ♪

♪ A-yo! ♪

♪ Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun Smilin' rocks, and vegetation! ♪

♪ Look ma, I'm dancing And hear my song! ♪

♪ The world is lovely When nothing is wrong! ♪

♪ Everything's smiling Yes, even me! ♪

♪ Is this what they call Feeling happy?! ♪

♪ Who am I? I have a right to know! ♪

♪ Who am I? Am I friend... Or foe? ♪

♪ I have so many features It makes it hard to tell ♪

♪ I don't know What my first name is ♪

♪ But my faces ring a bell ♪

♪ Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? ♪

♪ Who am I? ♪ [phone rings]

♪ Hello? ♪

Hello, to whom am I speaking?

♪ I don't... ♪

♪ Know! ♪

♪ I hate people! People hate me! ♪

♪ I prefer My own best company! ♪

♪ Single and secluded On my own! ♪

♪ I can have the best of times All alone ♪

♪ Because I hate... ♪

♪ People! ♪

♪ When you hear The lonesome ring of chimes ♪

♪ That bring the spirits singing Soon your spine is tingling ♪

♪ And there's just One thing to say: Ahh! ♪

♪ Eyeballs in the dark dilating Now your heart is palpitating ♪

♪ And there's only just one Thought that you can convey ♪

♪ Terror all around you! You can't get away! ♪

♪ We take pride in making sure You have a frightful stay ♪

♪ Join the wretched chorus In the nightmare play ♪

♪ And remember It's all you can scream ♪

♪ At the ghost café ♪

♪ Because... ♪

♪ My leg is in love! ♪

♪ Hey, my leg is in love! ♪

♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove! ♪

♪ My leg is in love! Wow! My leg is in love! ♪

♪ Through my femur to the marrow Is where Cupid shot an arrow! ♪

♪ So, my leg is in love! Whoa! My leg is in love! ♪

♪ My calves Are getting restless! ♪

♪ My quads are going crazy! ♪

♪ I'm in love with a nurse ♪

♪ And I think Her name is Daisy! ♪

Me?

♪ We're all unfit ♪

♪ We must admit We're dumb as a box of rocks ♪

♪ But time permitting We'll be nitwitting ♪

♪ Has anyone seen my socks? ♪

♪ Deck the sea With lumps of new chum ♪

♪ Chum-a, chum-a, chum Ch-chum, chum, chum ♪

♪ 'Tis the season To be chum dumb ♪