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  • - What happen when you eat lactose?

  • - You don't want to know.

  • (woman giggling)

  • - Uncle Rodger bubble tea so good.

  • It's worth getting diarrhea for.

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  • Uncle Roger,

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  • And now we start video.

  • Hello Niece and Nephew,

  • it's Uncle Roger.

  • Today,

  • Uncle Roger getting a new job,

  • because I keep getting fired from all my previous jobs.

  • Salad?

  • No salad here,

  • but we've got trees behind you,

  • go eat the leaf.

  • Don't know why.

  • This time,

  • Uncle Roger gonna work at this

  • bubble tea shop in Stockholm, Sweden.

  • This is my new boss Shuyu.

  • How long have you been working at Machi Machi?

  • - Soon one year.

  • - One year?

  • Only one year?

  • - Yes.

  • - And you are my boss?

  • - Because it's only here one year.

  • - They're not doing well,

  • that's why Uncle Roger's here to help them out.

  • Tell the viewer,

  • what is Machi Machi.

  • - Machi machi,

  • is a bubble tea shop run from Taiwan.

  • So we make different kinds of tea.

  • - So boss Shuyu,

  • what do you want me to do here today?

  • - So you need first serving the customers,

  • and then you should also help in the kitchen.

  • - Okay.

  • Uncle Roger can do that.

  • - You should not be yelling to the customers.

  • - No yelling?!

  • Cannot.

  • - And not to recommend them to add

  • the MSG into the bubble tea.

  • - MSG make your bubble tea better.

  • - No.

  • (Shuyu laughing)

  • (door creaking)

  • - So here we are cooking the tapioca pearls.

  • - Oh you cook pearl in here?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh you use induction stove.

  • - Yes.

  • - Why cannot afford real stove?

  • No fire.

  • Niece and Nephew,

  • if you enjoy bubble tea,

  • this is the behind the scene.

  • See?

  • So not glamorous.

  • Uncle Roger worked around the kitchen,

  • and I found the worst thing ever,

  • Machi Machi have colander.

  • Haiyaaaa

  • Boss Shuyu,

  • why you use colander?

  • What is this for?

  • Is it for drying rice?

  • - No.

  • So uncle Roger

  • We have real fire.

  • - Oh this is real fire!

  • - So you should know,

  • this is for burning the creme brulee.

  • - Oh,

  • you let Uncle Roger make bubble tea?

  • - Yes.

  • I think you're gonna regret this decision.

  • So we just burn the sugar.

  • - Yes,

  • you brown the sugar.

  • - This is so satisfying.

  • This is what my ex-wife Auntie Helen do to my heart.

  • (static glitching)

  • (soft music)

  • (dinging)

  • (soft talking)

  • Haiyaaa

  • Uncle Roger heard you.

  • Boss Shuyu,

  • we gonna put this away

  • because this is super annoying.

  • Hello?

  • How you doing?

  • - I'm very good.

  • How are you?

  • - I'm good.

  • What you want at Uncle Roger bubble tea shop?

  • - I've never had bubble tea so...

  • - You never had bubble tea?

  • - What do you recommend? - How old are you?

  • - 29.

  • - 29?

  • never have bubble tea?

  • How does it feel to live through 29 year of depression?

  • - What do you recommend?

  • - What I recommend?

  • Haiya, just look at menu.

  • That star behind the stuff,

  • - Yeah.

  • - that is what we recommend.

  • No need to ask Uncle Roger stupid question.

  • Haiya, Uncle Roger cashier,

  • not your personal bubble tea consultant.

  • I hope you enjoy,

  • come back soon.

  • What you want?

  • - I want a brown sugar milk bubble tea,

  • but do you have it without the lactose?

  • - What wrong with lactose?

  • I'm lactose intolerant.

  • - You're lactose-intolerant?

  • Why? Why you so weak?

  • So weak,

  • just milk you cannot handle.

  • What happen when you eat lactose?

  • - You don't want to know.

  • - I don't want to know.

  • (woman laughing)

  • - Uncle Roger's bubble tea is so good,

  • it's worth getting diarrhea for.

  • (woman laughing)

  • How are you doing?

  • - I'm good how are you?

  • - I'm okay.

  • What you want?

  • - I think a cappuccino maybe.

  • - Cappuccino?

  • Cappuccino

  • Do you know where you are?

  • This is bubble tea shop.

  • - Oh.

  • We don't serve cappuccino.

  • You may have dementia.

  • You think this is Starbucks?

  • If you want a cappuccino go to Starbucks,

  • go to Joe and the Juice.

  • - Okay fair enough.

  • - No don't leave.

  • Haiya why you take so long?

  • You take three minutes for one drink.

  • - We're high quality.

  • - High quality?

  • No, you just lazy.

  • Creme brulee milk tea coming up.

  • Do you want extra po in your milk tea?

  • - Maybe.

  • - Okay yes.

  • Maybe mean yes.

  • - Upselling is Uncle Roger's favorite activity.

  • You want to buy milk tea?

  • I sell you a car.

  • - Can I have a pekoe green tea?

  • Jasmine green tea with...

  • - You can't remember your order,

  • you have to look at menu.

  • Haiyaaa

  • Okay. What you want?

  • - A Pekoe jasmine green tea.

  • - Pekoe jasmine green tea?

  • So you can't memorize four word?

  • You have to look at the menu.

  • So sad.

  • Young people all bad memories,

  • so sad.

  • Pekoe green tea.

  • Sorry what do you want again?

  • Uncle Roger forgot also,

  • shit.

  • How much ice you want?

  • - No ice.

  • No ice,

  • so smart.

  • Asian people,

  • we get bubble tea,

  • we don't get ice,

  • then we get more of the bubble tea.

  • Take the bubble tea home with you

  • you put your own ice,

  • you get two cup

  • So smart.

  • Uncle Roger like, save money.

  • What do you want?

  • - I don't know.

  • I heard about this place actually.

  • Is this Jay Chou's bubble tea shop?

  • - Is this Jay Chou bubble tea shop?

  • Haiya, Jay Chou is super big super...

  • Hey look at me when I'm talking to you.

  • Jay Chou is big superstar,

  • he no time to serve you.

  • This is not Jay Chou bubble tea shop.

  • This is Uncle Roger bubble tea shop.

  • - So he's not here then?

  • - Jay Chou,

  • I know you don't own this place,

  • but you are Uncle Roger's favorite singer.

  • Fantasy,

  • my favorite album.

  • Niece and Nephew,

  • if you don't know Jay Chou,

  • he is big superstar global icon.

  • He's the Uncle Roger of music.

  • One benefit to working at bubble tea shop,

  • is Uncle Roger get my own free bubble tea.

  • This is the new product that is matcha creme brulee red bean.

  • Such a catchy name.

  • No wonder nobody ever order this,

  • name too long.

  • (soft upbeat music)

  • It's good.

  • Red bean is Uncle Roger favorite dessert.

  • This is the correct red paste,

  • not Jamie Oliver chili jam.

  • Next,

  • hello hello what do you want?

  • - I have a question.

  • Is it vegan bubble tea?

  • - Is bubble tea vegan?

  • - Boss Shuyu,

  • is bubble tea vegan?

  • - No actually but we can make it vegan.

  • - Don't make it vegan.

  • You're spoiling them

  • You're sure you don't want Uncle Roger matcha red bean

  • long ass name milk tea?

  • - Can you make it vegan?

  • - Is this vegan?

  • - No.