- You don't want to know.

(woman giggling)

- Uncle Rodger bubble tea so good.

It's worth getting diarrhea for.

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And now we start video.

Hello Niece and Nephew,

it's Uncle Roger.

Today,

Uncle Roger getting a new job,

because I keep getting fired from all my previous jobs.

Salad?

No salad here,

but we've got trees behind you,

go eat the leaf.

Don't know why.

This time,

Uncle Roger gonna work at this

bubble tea shop in Stockholm, Sweden.

This is my new boss Shuyu.

How long have you been working at Machi Machi?

- Soon one year.

- One year?

Only one year?

- Yes.

- And you are my boss?

- Because it's only here one year.

- They're not doing well,

that's why Uncle Roger's here to help them out.

Tell the viewer,

what is Machi Machi.

- Machi machi,

is a bubble tea shop run from Taiwan.

So we make different kinds of tea.

- So boss Shuyu,

what do you want me to do here today?

- So you need first serving the customers,

and then you should also help in the kitchen.

- Okay.

Uncle Roger can do that.

- You should not be yelling to the customers.

- No yelling?!

Cannot.

- And not to recommend them to add

the MSG into the bubble tea.

- MSG make your bubble tea better.

- No.

(Shuyu laughing)

(door creaking)

- So here we are cooking the tapioca pearls.

- Oh you cook pearl in here?

- Yeah.

- Oh you use induction stove.

- Yes.

- Why cannot afford real stove?

No fire.

Niece and Nephew,

if you enjoy bubble tea,

this is the behind the scene.

See?

So not glamorous.

Uncle Roger worked around the kitchen,

and I found the worst thing ever,

Machi Machi have colander.

Haiyaaaa

Boss Shuyu,

why you use colander?

What is this for?

Is it for drying rice?

- No.

So uncle Roger

We have real fire.

- Oh this is real fire!

- So you should know,

this is for burning the creme brulee.

- Oh,

you let Uncle Roger make bubble tea?

- Yes.

I think you're gonna regret this decision.

So we just burn the sugar.

- Yes,

you brown the sugar.

- This is so satisfying.

This is what my ex-wife Auntie Helen do to my heart.

(static glitching)

(soft music)

(dinging)

(soft talking)

Haiyaaa

Uncle Roger heard you.

Boss Shuyu,

we gonna put this away

because this is super annoying.

Hello?

How you doing?

- I'm very good.

How are you?

- I'm good.

What you want at Uncle Roger bubble tea shop?

- I've never had bubble tea so...

- You never had bubble tea?

- What do you recommend? - How old are you?

- 29.

- 29?

never have bubble tea?

How does it feel to live through 29 year of depression?

- What do you recommend?

- What I recommend?

Haiya, just look at menu.

That star behind the stuff,

- Yeah.

- that is what we recommend.

No need to ask Uncle Roger stupid question.

Haiya, Uncle Roger cashier,

not your personal bubble tea consultant.

I hope you enjoy,

come back soon.

What you want?

- I want a brown sugar milk bubble tea,

but do you have it without the lactose?

- What wrong with lactose?

I'm lactose intolerant.

- You're lactose-intolerant?

Why? Why you so weak?

So weak,

just milk you cannot handle.

What happen when you eat lactose?

- You don't want to know.

- I don't want to know.

(woman laughing)

- Uncle Roger's bubble tea is so good,

it's worth getting diarrhea for.

(woman laughing)

How are you doing?

- I'm good how are you?

- I'm okay.

What you want?

- I think a cappuccino maybe.

- Cappuccino?

Cappuccino

Do you know where you are?

This is bubble tea shop.

- Oh.

We don't serve cappuccino.

You may have dementia.

You think this is Starbucks?

If you want a cappuccino go to Starbucks,

go to Joe and the Juice.

- Okay fair enough.

- No don't leave.