Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [barking] [snoring] [music playing] [ringing] Ah! [mumbling] [screaming] Sorry. [urchin chattering] The best way out of bed is an urchin on your head. [grunting] [whistling] Ha. Well, who's the bet pet urchin in the whole world? You are Ouchie. Give us a kiss. Ouch. Love hurts. Well, off you go little man. [mumbling] Of course, you have to remember to brush every morning. Keeping my eyes minty fresh. Hmm? [whistling] [chuckles] Gross. Uh-oh, it's almost time for my show. I'd better get Squidina. [swords] [grunting] Oops, wrong door. Now, where was that door? Hmm. There it is! Where are you going? Show is this way. [grunting] Knock 'em dead, bro. And now, it's The Patrick Show with your host, Patrick Star! [barking applause] ♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ I-I can do anything 'Cause I know nothing ♪ ♪ Lack of experience Never stopped me ♪ ♪ I got a TV show No, I'm just bluffing ♪ ♪ Make believe your watching And I know you'll agree ♪ [humming] Huh? ♪ Do do do ♪ [grimacing] ♪ The Patrick Show Is all my imagination ♪ ♪ Because my head is empty I can fill with cheese ♪ ♪ Ice cream with syrup And marbles and bloopers ♪ ♪ There's one thing I can't find And that is my keys ♪ Hey, Patrick, what's today's show gonna be about? [growling] I don't know. I'm hungry. We'll be right back with Patrick Star and I'm hungry right after these words. ♪ Chum, chum, chum, chum ♪ Chum, it's versatile. You can spread it on toast. Hehe. Ugh. It also keeps ya warm on frosty winter nights. Mm mm, cozy. The smell keeps out the cold. Here at the Chum Bucket, chum comes in three delicious varieties, Moist, Soggy and Pumpkin Spice. ♪ - Chum Bucket, ♪ - Ooh. ♪ Where chum is your chum ♪ That reminds me... breakfast! In this family, you gotta be fast or the food's all gone. Let's go backstage. [clucking] Wrong door again? [grunting] Hmm. [humming] Lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel, lidel. Morning, Mom. [laughing] Good morning, Dad. Oh. [laughing] [mumbling] Mom, Dad, who's this guy? I have no idea. Do you Cecil? So, you can see him to, Bunny? Oh, I thought I was the only one. I'm your grandfather, Grandpat! Must we do this every morning? Just play along. He could be dangerous. - Uh-huh. - Hey, sis. What ya up to? Well, right now I'm trying to book an imaginary act on your imaginary TV show. Well, how's it going? They said their imaginary people are gonna call my imaginary people. [laughing] So, anyway. [humming] As they say in the France, blown apple feet. Mm? All done. Darn, looks like I'll be on time for work again. Oh, sorry dear. [beeping] [screaming] [tires screeching] Hey, what about my breakfast? Well, I guess I'll just have to break my own fast. [grunting] Ooh. [shrieking] I think the milk went bad.