Quake with fear, you mortal foo.

Bow down before the awesome mig-

(explosion)

this huge guy who's carrying the real contestant,

Patrick Star! (orchestral music)

- Patrick, what are you doing h?

You're not a fry cook.

- Oh, yes I am, Mr. Spongebob Superiorpants.

Check it out.

I've been working for the Chum t

for almost five minutes.

- Well it doesn't matter anyway

'cause you're gonna eat my dust!

- Uh uh, I'm eating my own dust!

- Not if I eat it first!

- Yellow! - Pink!

- [Announcer] Our first event.

The deep fry pole vault.

- Win this one for the Krusty K.

- For the Krusty Krab! (grunts)

- [Audience] Ooh.

(audience cheering)

- Win this one because I told y.

- Because you told me to! (grun)

- Fish sticks!

Get your fish sticks here!

- [Announcer] The next event,

the chocolate high dive.

- Make way for the real fry coo.

- [Announcer] For his dive,

Spongebob will be attempting

a full banana fudge pop with tw.

And now, absolute silence.

- I scream

for ice scream!

- [Announcer] Perfect entry.

And toasted almonds, that's une.

He stuck it!

And just look at that even coat.

- Top that, pinky.

- Almonds?

Curse him, that's good.

But perhaps a bit too high brow for this crowd.

He thinks he's better than them.

(Patrick grunts)

Better than you. (Patrick grunting)

Now get up there and show him

how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats!

(Patrick screaming)

- [Announcer] Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,

the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

(plank creaking)

Just look at that concentration!

Ooh, a little shaky on that ent,

but just look at that form!

- Take that, yellow boy.

- Laugh while you can, pinky.

It's not over yet.

- That's what you think,

but it's not over yet.

(jazzy music)

- It's not over yet.

With the score tied, we go to our final event.

Bun wrestling.

Who will take home the gold?

Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?

- Don't forget,

he called ye yellow.

(metallic clanking)

- [Announcer] Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?

- Don't forget, he called you p.

(Patrick grunting)

(Patrick yelling)

(bell rings)

(Spongebob grunting)

(Patrick grunting)

(Spongebob yelling)

(Patrick yelling)

(Spongebob and Patrick yelling)

(Spongebob and Patrick grunting)

- Forget the Chum Bucket.

This is personal.

(Spongebob screaming)

(Spongebob yelling) (Patrick grunting)

(Patrick yelling)

- My name's not Rick!

(Patrick and Spongebob grunting)

- I don't like you.

- I don't like you more.

- I never liked you!

- I a thousand times never like!

- Pink! - Yellow!

(Spongebob and Patrick grunting)

(fabric tearing)

(crowd gasping)

- [Spongebob] Yellow.

- [Patrick] Pink?

- You do care. - You do care.

(Spongebob and Patrick sobbing)

- Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.

- Yeah, pal, let's go home.

(Spongebob and Patrick whistlin)

(crowd booing)

- Hey, where you going?

- Get back here and kill each o!

- [Patrick] You're my best frie.

- [Spongebob] You too, Patrick.

- [Patrick] You know, these were white when I bought them.