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  • Gotcho presents

  • Hey girl

  • I got somethin' real important to give you

  • So just sit down and listen

  • Girl you know we've been together

  • such a long, long time (such a long time)

  • And now I'm ready

  • to lay it on the line

  • (Wooow) You know it's Christmas

  • and my heart is open wide (open wide)

  • Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

  • (what is on my mind)

  • A gift real special,

  • so take off the top

  • Take a look inside

  • it's my dick in a box

  • (it's in a box)

  • Not gonna get you a diamond ring

  • That sort of gift don't mean anything

  • Not gonna get you a fancy car

  • Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

  • Not gonna get you a house in the hills

  • A girl like you needs somethin' real

  • Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

  • Somethin' special girl

  • It's my dick in a box,

  • my dick in a box babe

  • my dick in a box girl

  • See I'm wise enough to know

  • when a gift needs givin' (girl)

  • And I got just the one,

  • somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

  • To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

  • It's easy to do just follow these steps

  • 1: Cut a hole in a box

  • 2: Put your junk in that box

  • 3: Make her open the box

  • And that's the way you do it

  • It's my dick in a box...

  • my dick in a box babe

  • It's my dick in a box,

  • my dick in a box girl

  • Christmas;

  • dick in a box

  • Hanukkah;

  • dick in a box

  • Kwanzaa;

  • dick in a box

  • Every single holiday a dick in a box

  • Over at your parent's house a dick in a box

  • Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box

  • Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box

  • (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)

  • A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...

Gotcho presents

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