Name: If Moving In Together Were Honest
Uploaded: 2021-06-29T15:46:13.000Z
Duration: 3 min 55 s
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- (snorts) Okay, don't expect security deposit back

and there's three things broken I don't tell you about.

- We're keeping up our fake professional demeanor

that we had when we were shown the place.

- Okay, if you need anything I don't pick up phone.

I stay at your place every night anyways.

- I never have to pack an overnight bag again.

(panting) Oh, my masculinity has me pretending like my arms

- (sighs) Well, still terrified that I'm losing

50% of my stuff and 50% of my independence.

- Oh, starting a really personal story about this gnome

and then realizing that it's a "you had to be there" story

and kind of just trailing off and giving up.

- I'm nodding my head but I'm actually ignoring you

trying to picture what you were like in college.

- Okay, picturing my parent's old furniture here,

but picturing them in totally different sizes

because we won't get to actually hanging it for three months

right above an old Ikea rug I stole from my ex-roommate.

- Um, phrasing my opinion like it's a question

Reconsidering what is and isn't my territory.

- I'm just excited to be finally throwing away

all of your junk, except for your really nice TV.

- Yeah, I just have an irrational, sentimental attachment

and I'm going to take any attempt to get rid of them

- I'm saying that I'm not trying to change you,

and then I'm going to put it off, and keep putting it off

and keep putting it off until eventually we move out

- Convincing you that this overpriced couch

- Yeah, pretending like $600 isn't that much money to me.

- I'm going to take up about 70% of the counter space

- I'm going to be really clean for the first two months

and then I'll revert to my usual disgusting self.

about gross body stuff for the first couple months

and then I'll revert back to my usual disgusting self.

- Realizing that I'm going to start seeing you

- Second guessing whether I made the right decision.

Wondering if this will end us completely.

- Yeah, I'm just one of the people that kind of

and thinking about things and inside their head.

- Changing your nervousness to excitement.

even though it's irresponsible and unsafe

and not something I want to do at all, and ...

- A housewarming party that won't happen for like six months

and then only like three of our friends will show up.

- Oh yeah, I'll have all my friends over for Game of Thrones

and we'll be way too loud while you're trying

- I'm gonna start farting in front of you.

- I just leave drawers and cabinets open constantly.

- You know, we're just gonna never have sex!

- [Together] And I'll cook and you'll do the dishes!

- This is just a step I've never taken with anyone before.

- But I'm coming home at the end of the night to one person