Move it!

Could you be any slower?

And you've had your blinker on for the last five blocks.

Hey, do you sell food here?

[giggling]

Yes, Sir! We sell Pretty Patties!

That thing's green.

[laughing]

What am I gonna do with all these?

Hey, is that one purple?

Purple is my favorite color!

My friend's in there.

Congratulations.

Popcorn, peanuts!

Ice-cold drinks!

[whistling]

Two hours is long enough!

That's it!

Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished!

The day you've been waiting for is almost here.

That's right, Glove World has a new ride.

[screaming]

Harold, no!

[panting]

I declare these Fry Cook Games open!

Here you go, Sir.

A King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works.

Double batter fried.

On a stick.

Thanks.

- Barnacle head. - Pardon me?

You forgot your mayonnaise.

Thanks.

Look at them eating that garbage.

It's disgusting.

First, the lights will flicker on and off.

- Next-- - Dude.

- Can I have some ketchup? - Oh, here you go.

Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?

This movie hasn't even been in the theaters yet.

No expense spared for my valued customers.

Show's over, cheapskate!

Bring up the stage lights.

Hmm, I'd like a--

Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Hold on.

I don't ever wanna forget this moment.

Oh, yeah.

Let's pretend we're mad at each other!

[laughs]

[explosion]

Wait!

Wait! Don't go!

Oh, yeah. We're definitely out of here.

[discontented muttering] Yes!

Wait! Don't go!

That's me money walking out the door!

Out of my way! Out of my way!

Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?!

Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

So you like kicking butts, do you?

Well, I'll show you, old man!

There he is, go get him!

I've been too careless back there.

From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol.

Hey, step away from my backside, I'm warning you!

What's your problem?

Maybe we should play so quietly no one can hear us.

Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad

if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws.

What did you say, punk?

Big, meaty claws!

Well, these claws ain't for just attracting mates.

Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!

No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.

Make a wish, dear.

All my wishes have already come true.

Oh, you.

No!

I'll save you, money!

Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?

Can we have our quarter back now?

Well, hello there, little fellow.

Are you a stray?

There, now. Isn't that better?

[meowing]

No, no, I haven't seen any stray snails come in here.

Two hours later...

Heh. That's enough, boys.

I think we've done a thorough job.

You brought this on yourself, Harold.

I did not, Harold. Yes you did, Harold.

Harold, I did not!

[stutters, clears throat]

And what does that make? Ketchup.

Hey! Hey, funny guy!

I got a joke for you.

What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?

Um, noxious gas?

No, your act!

[laughing]

It feels like somebody...

wants to sell me something!

Ah...

I told you he was on to us.

I'm feeling it, SpongeBob.

Patrick, that's not a ride.

Get off of me!

I'd like to order.

Do you think he's going to order,

A, a sofa,

B, an expensive haircut,

or C, a patty?

One patty, please.

Ah, POOP! You never let us down!