Squidward, what are you doing with my beautiful patty?

Beautiful, huh?

How beautiful do you think this is?

Hey, Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob?

Whoa, you don't look so good, laddie.

Lemonade? I don't see any lemons.

I need lemons.

Here, don't say I never gave you anything.

Sorry, it's a little bruised.

[laughs]

All better.

Give me that.

When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

[shuddering] Oh...

Do I really...

Ah...

[hyperventilating]

You're dancing with the crab man now!

Join me, boy, or you're fired!

It doesn't seem right...

but it feels so good!

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

in my office!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

with me gym socks!

[SpongeBob giggling]

[Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical

Krabby Patty ever spawned!

I call it the "Nasty Patty".

[giggling]

Vegetables!

That's what you like, isn't it, buddy?

We'll see what we got in the fridge.

[chuckles] Woops, I'm out of veggies.

But I got something even better.

Gary's food! Yay!

Does bunny wunny like his dinny winny?

What do you want to do today?

I don't know, what do you want to do today?

I don't know, what do you want to do today?

I don't know, what do you want to do today?

I don't know, what do you want to do today?

[gasps]

I know what I want to do today.

I need some money.

Uh... Uh...

Oh!

[disappointed sigh]

It doesn't make any sense,

the Krabby Patty is an absolute good.

Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

- Nobody but me. - Are you sure?

Does this look unsure to you?

No.

Let's go, Gary! Start moving!

You're blowing everything we've trained for!

Blowing it!

It's okay, Rocky, you go when you feel like it.

Gary, are you listening to me?

Get the anchors out of your pants right now!

Don't give me that look!

Okay, SpongeBob, this can't be too hard.

Just make an incision here, and...

No! Shoot! Son of a gun!

Ah, my bad.

I'll take that.

Ah-ha!

Mm, sushi.

[grunting]

Eek...

He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.

[laughing]

Oh, thank you!

Let's try again, shall we?

[whistling]

Order up!

I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages

and still getting my required eight hours of sleep

before the bus picks me up promptly at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started.

All right, let's see

what this little pamphlet is all about.

"Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail."

7:59 A.M.

"...But such tragedies will be avoided

with the flying boat of the future.

The end."

Time for a little shuteye before...

[repeating quickly] Can I have my cone now?

Mm... Hmm...

Rub my feet first.

Oh, come on!

Who's in charge?

All right, I'll rub your feet.

Eek...!

I bet this guy won't even be here

if he's anything like

that last group of dirty dropouts.

Oh, don't worry, Squidward. He'll be here.

You've never even seen him.

You have got to stop judging people

by the way they look.

You're right.

Patrick, can I show you something?

What's that?

It's a scrapbook of all my baby teeth.

[chuckles] That was a good one.

I remember every tooth.

Even though they're no longer in my mouth,

I still keep the memory of them in my heart.

I thought you kept them in the scrapbook.

Patrick, don't you think your baby tooth

wants to see all his old friends on Tooth Island?

Don't listen to him!

Oh, I still have all my baby teeth

and look at me!

Yow!

I do not understand this!

What is wrong with this city?!

Maybe it's not the city, maybe it's me.

Hey, mister, look at me! Mister, look at me!

Is there something wrong with me?

[screams]

[classical music playing]