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  • [classical music playing]

  • Squidward, what are you doing with my beautiful patty?

  • Beautiful, huh?

  • How beautiful do you think this is?

  • Hey, Squidward, have you seen SpongeBob?

  • Whoa, you don't look so good, laddie.

  • Lemonade? I don't see any lemons.

  • I need lemons.

  • Here, don't say I never gave you anything.

  • Sorry, it's a little bruised.

  • [laughs]

  • All better.

  • Give me that.

  • When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

  • [shuddering] Oh...

  • Do I really...

  • Ah...

  • [hyperventilating]

  • You're dancing with the crab man now!

  • Join me, boy, or you're fired!

  • It doesn't seem right...

  • but it feels so good!

  • Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

  • Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

  • in my office!

  • Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

  • Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

  • with me gym socks!

  • [SpongeBob giggling]

  • [Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical

  • Krabby Patty ever spawned!

  • I call it the "Nasty Patty".

  • [giggling]

  • Vegetables!

  • That's what you like, isn't it, buddy?

  • We'll see what we got in the fridge.

  • [chuckles] Woops, I'm out of veggies.

  • But I got something even better.

  • Gary's food! Yay!

  • Does bunny wunny like his dinny winny?

  • What do you want to do today?

  • I don't know, what do you want to do today?

  • I don't know, what do you want to do today?

  • I don't know, what do you want to do today?

  • I don't know, what do you want to do today?

  • [gasps]

  • I know what I want to do today.

  • I need some money.

  • Uh... Uh...

  • Oh!

  • [disappointed sigh]

  • It doesn't make any sense,

  • the Krabby Patty is an absolute good.

  • Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

  • - Nobody but me. - Are you sure?

  • Does this look unsure to you?

  • No.

  • Let's go, Gary! Start moving!

  • You're blowing everything we've trained for!

  • Blowing it!

  • It's okay, Rocky, you go when you feel like it.

  • Gary, are you listening to me?

  • Get the anchors out of your pants right now!

  • Don't give me that look!

  • Okay, SpongeBob, this can't be too hard.

  • Just make an incision here, and...

  • No! Shoot! Son of a gun!

  • Ah, my bad.

  • I'll take that.

  • Ah-ha!

  • Mm, sushi.

  • [grunting]

  • Eek...

  • He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, thank you!

  • Let's try again, shall we?

  • [whistling]

  • Order up!

  • I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages

  • and still getting my required eight hours of sleep

  • before the bus picks me up promptly at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

  • Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started.

  • All right, let's see

  • what this little pamphlet is all about.

  • "Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail."

  • 7:59 A.M.

  • "...But such tragedies will be avoided

  • with the flying boat of the future.

  • The end."

  • Time for a little shuteye before...

  • [repeating quickly] Can I have my cone now?

  • Mm... Hmm...

  • Rub my feet first.

  • Oh, come on!

  • Who's in charge?

  • All right, I'll rub your feet.

  • Eek...!

  • I bet this guy won't even be here

  • if he's anything like

  • that last group of dirty dropouts.

  • Oh, don't worry, Squidward. He'll be here.

  • You've never even seen him.

  • You have got to stop judging people

  • by the way they look.

  • You're right.

  • Patrick, can I show you something?

  • What's that?

  • It's a scrapbook of all my baby teeth.

  • [chuckles] That was a good one.

  • I remember every tooth.

  • Even though they're no longer in my mouth,

  • I still keep the memory of them in my heart.

  • I thought you kept them in the scrapbook.

  • Patrick, don't you think your baby tooth

  • wants to see all his old friends on Tooth Island?

  • Don't listen to him!

  • Oh, I still have all my baby teeth

  • and look at me!

  • Yow!

  • I do not understand this!

  • What is wrong with this city?!

  • Maybe it's not the city, maybe it's me.

  • Hey, mister, look at me! Mister, look at me!

  • Is there something wrong with me?

  • [screams]

  • [classical music playing]

[classical music playing]

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