I've never been in a but store before.

I didn't even know they were a thing.

Oh yeah dude, a lot of people like me out there and need a new, but trust me, the owners of the corner but boutique do very well for themselves.

Wait, where's Orange?

Hey friends?

I thought it was only appropriate to enter through the rear.

Listen, everybody behave yourself.

Okay, this is like the best, but store in town if they don't have the replacement but of my dreams, nobody will Corey welcome.

I'm cheeky, your personal salesperson for the day.

Please step into our sitting room as for the rest of you, make yourselves comfortable, enjoy the complimentary soda, complimentary soda.

Oh, I'm about to make some really poor decisions.

I can already tell I'm not usually a fan of shopping, but this I can get behind.

Here it comes.

Alright, you guys feast your eyes on that.

Talk about real buns of steel.

Yeah, titanium actually.

Yeah, this thing is a military grade.

Apparently repelled bullet.

Not to mention women, can't hear you over the sound of my but being so awesome.

Go ahead.

Somebody shoot something at my butt.

Do it.

I'm about to make a major purchase here.

I got to test it out.

Okay, please ha didn't even feel it.

Although when I think about it, that could just be because I lost a half of my brain.

That feels painful.

A but that can't feel anything.

Seems like a downside.

If you ask me, what do you mean?

Like if you've gotta shell out a bunch of money for a new, but shouldn't you be able to feel stuff?

You know, the softness of a sofa, This numbness of a good pair of jeans, Hey, don't look at me like that.

You know what little apple had to actually a really great point.

If I wanted a numb bum, how to stick with the status quo, kinky.

Show me something else in my thighs.

I want to feel my new but as you wish sir, how y'all doing enjoying yourself?

Oh yeah.

Some of us have been too much guys.

If you mix the sodas together, the flavors absolutely disgusting.

I don't feel very good sir.

Looks like we got another one.

What do you think?

I mean it feels great.

Oh yeah, thought kush it, buoy, yep.

Felt that feed.

No, buts about it.

This but work.

Um Cory.

Are you sure you're okay with the colour?

What about it?

Whoa.

Who let rafiki in here?

Hooky.

What's she talking about?

Someone?

Tell me what's up with my bottom.

Corey.

Your butt is rat like bright red.

So what?

I'm red eye.

I'm an apple.

So I'm red.

Right, sure I lost half of my brain that color, but surely I'm the same color as my brother.

Right, well remember we're half brothers.

So who's gonna tell him not it?

My stomach hurts sir.

I'm afraid you're not read.

Excuse me.

You're yellow.

What nobody calls me yellow sir.

I'll do it, stuck right here and now call me yellow.

I'm the opposite of yellow motorcycle over the moon.

Somebody get me a helmet.

I'm gonna write a canoe off the edge of the earth.

That won't be necessary sir.

I've actually alerted security and they'll be seeing you out.

Oh no.

Okay.

You know what?

I made a theme and I'm sorry I had an accident and I lost half of my brain that acknowledges social decorum and also voice volume.

See what I mean?

Yes, yes, I do quick.

You guys help me pick out a but before they throw me out on it, how about that?

I mean that appropriately color but over there, Simple, classic, elegant.

I love it.

Yeah, I could get used to them.

It's your lucky day, sir.

That, but just so happens to be on sale.

The price has been cut.

Yes.

To be more precise, the price has been slashed.

Yes, but in fact the price has been halved.

Yes, it's 50% off.

Yes.

Congrats, you can read, will you let me get out of sentence?

No, 50% off weight.

It's actually hung up there by a string.

Yes.

It's for the sale.

Kind of a weird guy to hang directly above me.

Gotta think.

Also that string looks weirdly afraid.

Don't you think?

Oh yes.

We only use the cheapest and lowest quality string to hang are extremely dangerous.

Sale signs directly above our customers, but as long as everyone behaves and doesn't cause any sort of commotion will be just here it comes.

Oh, come on, man.

That was the one I'd say.

It was more like the number two.

Oh, please leave now all of you.

Well, I guess that's the end.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Mhm.