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  • M:Hey, Ducky.

  • S: Yeah~

  • M: Come on in

  • S: Okay~

  • S: What's this? M: This is for you

  • S: it's a big box. M: Yea.

  • *Cut open the box =]* Excited*

  • S: WHEEEEEEEEEEE

  • S: FINAL FANTASY NOODLES!!! X3

  • like if you don't like

  • Alright now that I'm gonna every one of these noodles right now. Maybe you should say

  • 15 NOODLE BOXES DX

  • Its ALL mine >:3

  • So I'm super excited about this

  • I am a huge fan Final Fantasy nerd I've played almost all of these final fantasy series

  • And this is a special cup noodle edition with all the bosses from the different fight of fantasies

  • I'm going to see how many I could eat and I'm probably just going to skip the ones that whose bosses

  • I don't necessarily know it's much

  • But sephiroth. I'm definitely going to get in my stomach DX

  • M: Question! S:What?!

  • Why Final Fantasy in Cup Noodle?

  • They had kind of like a product placing within final fantasy 15 which [was] [another] side quest you have to kind of try to get

  • The best kind of cup noodles. There's a little cup noodle truck there

  • And so they're kind of like doing this I cross-promotion in both so that like in real life

  • (At this moment Martina became regretful ;-;)

  • Well yes both really fast. I was very excited you - how are they I'll tamesha from Final Fantasy 8 here

  • We have desperat from Final Fantasy 7 here

  • We have Casco from Final Fantasy 6

  • Final fantasy private armor with that text step they take away the excess final fantasy 3 that's cloud of [darkness] is that cloud of [doctors] (JESUS DX)

  • I-I think so

  • I only know cloud of darkness because I've been playing final fantasy brave accidents on the iphone lately

  • And I've been using cloud of [darkness] for the arena because she has very good maneater abilities

  • And I mean City [Kilby's] [makeup] and final fantasy wanted to aid in a place. I don't care hey

  • You know what you know, [it's] your t-shirt, all right? Yeah, I'm good [with] this matter [and] here

  • We have [pooja] from Final Fantasy IX and you have seymour confront up into 10 final fantasy XI never place

  • I don't really like the online one here. We have how many from Final Fantasy 12

  • Which [was] really fun game to play?

  • But I don't have to remember life is [too] convoluted final fantasy 13 was the

  • WORST FINAL FANTASY EVER!!!

  • EVERRRR!!!! >:T

  • I don't care about his boss. I remember killing you in hating you and then we have Final

  • [I] [tend] [to] [be] 14 which I [played] I didn't get to the boss and then the greatest boss of them all

  • Arden from [Final] [Fantasy] 15 there has never been as

  • Good as complicated as well develop the character has Arden and [final] [Fantasy] 15

  • Arden I am going to be so happy to eat you because I hate you, and I love you at the same time

  • oh

  • My God her all these distinct flavor. [I] don't even know they all just take [cup] noodle [Kapa]. No don't

  • Stop another you company. Oh, dude. [got] funny daughters. What flavors are these [free] [sir]. I have the spoon

  • Or you top it for my chopsticks

  • [Sailormoon] Chopsticks sephiroth this is going to be the most embarrassing way for you to go

  • Who should I eat first? [I] hate its final fantasy 13. I'm going to let you be the first one. I eat

  • Final Fantasy 13 minutes. This is really cool art oh

  • Yeah, look amazing. This is so cool

  • Hey yet, Super cool open it up. It says battle [start]

  • We got a little like dried shrimp and dry [baked] meat and rice cake eggs and dry and take noodles

  • [so] I'm a little bit concerned here. I've read the labels and each container is

  • 353 Calories and I got 15 [of] them here so 10 of them will be

  • 3,500 30 calories and half of that will be another

  • 1760 Calories so altogether I'm looking at Roughly 5,000 calories for this video. I can do

  • 5,000 calories I can do it

  • Maybe I shouldn't but I'm gonna try but I'm gonna do it anyways

  • You're so beautiful

  • You can be a car. Oh my God [ah]

  • mmm

  • Smells meaty he's serious set a timer for 2 minutes and 50 seconds

  • I've been a bad epitaph and pepper dip mmM [and] amendment [a] [better] [the] [pan]

  • An Amendment amendment remember no better too bad, but a bad

  • But I remember a man remember three minutes before the fight commences I kind of figured this like I'm setting my equipment so for like

  • Final Fantasy 13

  • Who would I have my party what I have [sighs] or what I have snow you know what I definitely would have hope because hope

  • So I hate you. Hope you are the worst character in Final Fantasy

  • Next to the coop okubo to poe and final fantasy 13 [to] hope you are the worst you definitely did not make the final battle

  • epitaph and better [Man] mmM

  • Mmm, man. He's slow hey hey hey, no, I don't

  • Mimic man man man time to taste what the boss the final fantasy [13] tastes like

  • Hey, you smell delicious. Is that perfume you're wearing girl because it smells like meat perfume my favorite kind of perfume

  • Mmm. Oh my God yo

  • Since when did cup noodles get [this] delicious [these] little beef nuts. [oh] my God

  • That's not real meat Russia is real good. Holy sugar Snaps and cut it shrimp

  • Hmm actually takes a shrimp really shrimpy tastes like the essence of shrimp. What about this yellow [puffer] here

  • the other puffs [taste] like a mashed potato

  • I'll show you next I'm thinking [sephiroth] sephiroth. Where you at. Where you at cecily giuseppe

  • Hey, you are separate time for you to die. Oh, this is so cool

  • Look at that step for us right when he leaves the flames of [me] behind. [I'm] tense did you say nimble hein?

  • Yeah, no behind no nimble

  • Hi

  • [miss] the City is it's a town in which Alex [named] the boobs who has a huge boobs in product entity tara no

  • not Tara Tara [spy] dependency six Fifa

  • New behind is tifa's village, and then sephiroth goes crazy except at all on fire and they seem like emerge from the flames

  • Let's see what's inside. [oh]. Yeah, it's the same one

  • Look at all that beauty goodness. You're not eating all these. I'm sorry Nikki

  • [I'm] alive excuse me my wife just told me because these aren't different flavors

  • I'm not allowed to eat all of them guess who is a very big strong guy guess who can't be stopped by a small

  • wife me

  • I'm bigger than you, please something that just love me this is who I am this is what you married into okay come on

  • Just a rock [oh] yeah, you feel that pour the hot water on your hot flame guess who's not a fire anymore, my behind I?

  • Gotta say these noodles are very satisfying for slurping

  • They're not my [favorite] [ational], but the thinness of them when you like breeze them up

  • And they like particularly against your lips like this. There's a really really good feeling that slippery noodles

  • This is where I wish I was like you Coquina

  • [she'd] but because then she could eat all of these and then nobody would scold her to be like [you're] great girl keep eating [but]

  • [if] I eat [Amala] just get fat

  • Did you know that in 1958 Japan invented the first instant noodle with innocent company and these are Mr.

  • Noodles, and now I think they're like a trillion dollar company. I'm sure they work probably too much

  • I feel like I [just] defeated first boss, and I would take the world oh no

  • But what's this another boss is trying to take over the world?

  • What we're gonna do benefit

  • Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis Bible of A

  • Very very very tough do something something so far off battle commences

  • What's this you're the one wing at Angel Format right now?

  • But guess who has 12 mastered knights is around

  • [Metiria] all on the Wizard bracelet and if you try to attack me, I have those as counter-attack

  • Oh, yeah

  • And then we're going to have the final battle between you and clouds in which I'm going to do the omnis flash

  • And you're gonna be like sitting there bleeding from the mouth this would be great

  • Oh, yeah, all me slap on the flash on the slime of life

  • on this black cloud is

  • Possible game over a cloud win. Let's see how you taste sepra. Are you any different from Final Fantasy 13 bucks?

  • Your beef is delicious. It's not really beef though when you bite into it's all like aerated and puffy, but it's so rich and flavorful

  • What's that sephiroth your HP is depleting?

  • Getting real full here on my second one. I'm about to hit my limit burst

  • I'll fire sephiroth. That's enough of you. [oh], no

  • I'm an hP and physically I know you might have to take a nap oh, no. Yeah

  • But two things [a] cup noodles in me somebody is just cat sleep

  • I'm [gonna] take a nap and be right back like this. What up my face

  • Huh, I'm ready for round three. Let's go ah

  • I've been waiting [for] [my] plumbers economy trouble. Oh

  • Come with me. Top away. We got this let's go I

  • Am ready

  • [for]

  • round three

  • I think [I] definitely [have] to go up against arden who is bar none the best bad guy in any final fantasy ever

  • Arden you're my favorite, so I'm gonna eat next where are you? Oh? What's this?

  • It's the exact same beef and shrimp and yellow mashed potato thing you hear you know what I'm still gonna eat you because you deserve

  • Respect for being a well-rounded and grounded bad guy or ba ba

  • Ba Ba Ba oh

  • My mom and Dad are visiting Japan right now. We went to the cat cafe, and [I'm] like hey

  • I got to go home. I got some work. I got to do and yes, mom and dad this is what I'm doing

  • I'm eating a whole bunch of noodles, and I'm talking [to] [myself] toys. Please. Love me as much [as] you always have

  • Sincerely your son and now arden this time for you to meet your death

  • We just had a very touching moment with [noctus] and gladiolus and all my homies

  • Let me just eat some of your fake beefy bits right here

  • You know your HP is the pleading was that my cholesterol is rising

  • This was a lot more appetizing when I first started the video not as advertising now my head can't stop

  • You know any more [bball] our firm doctors wrote [three-alarm] no cook oh, man?

  • I don't have enough room for all this doing another 12 days

  • Maybe I should give one away to our audience if you want one of these company books

  • I'm [certain] of feel the love with all those final fantasy so make sure you leave in the comment section below

  • What is your favorite final fantasy and why and I will try to mail you one of these I can't mail you either

  • [Thirteen] [seven] or fifteen because I just ate them, but I got the rest of them

  • I definitely can't eat the rest of them

  • So [I] probably should and I definitely want to but my wife won't let me so I want to mail one of them to you

  • Leave a [comments] [below], and I will mail you one of these if I like your answer, so I'm definitely far too tired now

  • I'm going to go pitch a tent and resource on my HP and Mp

  • This a good idea let's go [Choza] [bow]. Where you at home a?

  • perfect Bang Bang bang

  • I'm ready never up. Let's go do this

M:Hey, Ducky.

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