I'vebeenusingitforeverand I justuseittoextraextracleanmyfaceafter I'm donewithmymakeup, put a littlebitofsoaponit.
I mean, so I put a littlebitofwateronthesoapandthenjustgooveryourface.
I have a combinationskin I think.
Nottoodry, nottoooily, itgetsoily.
ErWhen I amwearingmakeup, thisisforlikesensitiveskinanddoesn't doanythingso I canopenmyeyes.
I havesoaponthemandthey'refine.
UmNotears.
Ohyeah.
Yeah.
I totallyforgottosayhowmanystepsumbecause I don't know.
Soafterthat I amgoingtoshowerand I willseeyouguyslaterso I'm back.
Sofreshandsoclean.
Howluckyarewethatwegottojustshower, have a hotshower, hotbathwheneverwewant.
Afterthat.
I liketousethisclinicclarifyinglotionexfoliatoreventhough I alreadycleansemyface, washmyfaceandshowered.
I stillliketodothisstepbecausewealwayshavedeadskincellsthatwedon't evenknowaboutanditjusthelpsyoubeyourmostradiantblowingitself.
What I doisthat I take a cottonswabjustlikethattwodipsorthreeFeelinglikethreetodayandthenjustverygentlygoacrosstheforehead.
Yeah.
T zoneupavoidingtheeyearea.
Ofcoursethatwayyourchinmustache.
It's importantnoseandthenup a neck.
Mhm.
Yeah.
Mhm.
Anditfeelslikesqueakycleannow.
Okay, what's next?
Livingallthepurple, rightsmartclinicalretinalbecauseretinolisgoodfor a lotofthings.
Ithelpsslowtheagingprocess.
Ithelpssmoothoutwrinkles.
Ithelpsevenwithacnejustsmoothingoutyourskin.
Theysaytoapply a peasizedamountbut I justnevertrustthepeasize.
I justthinkofpeasizeisnot a lotand I justfeellikeit's neverenough.
Sowhat I doisthat I take a piecesizeand I useituntilit's goneandthenif I needmore, I putmoreon I putithereheremylaughlineshaveverypronouncedlaughlinesandjustoutsideoutsidethebone, notyoudon't wanttogotooclosetotheeyebecausetheskinaroundtheeyeisverysensitiveandthinner.
Like I said, I ranoutso I'm gonnausemoreandthenwhat I liketodobecause I wouldliketolettheretinalsinkinbefore I applymymoisturizeristhat I brushmyteeth.
And I havebeenusinguhelectrictoothbrushbecause I amveryaggressivewhen I brushmyteethforsomereason.
Andforthatsamereason I usethisparodyonTaxtoothpastethatistopreventbleedinggumsbecause I murdermygumseverytime.
And I cannotbelievethat I'm goingtodothisinfrontofyoubecausethisisactuallythemostembarrassinganddisgustingthingthat I dobecause I donotknowhowtobrushmyteethnicely.
I likelooklike a rabiddogand I apologizeinadvance.
Rabbitdog.
Yeah.
Okay.
Andnowthat I didthat I putsomeoilonmyhairand I lovethis.
I discovereditactually, thisisthecaritasAlexa.
You'llteam.
I lovethis.
Itsaystestortheysoldmethetester.
That's howbadly I neededitinAustralia.
I discoveredthisone I wasshootingscreenbecausetheydyedmyhairandtheydieditlighter.
Sotheyappliedbleachandmyhairfeltdead.
Andso I brushitoutwithmytangleteaserthat I lovelightlystarting, youknow, attheends I treatmyhairwithsomuchlovebecause I feellikemyhairsothinthat I just, itbreaksmyheartwhenever I likeripthehairoutorbreakmyhair.
Funfact.
Justkidding.
It's not, I never, ever, evergotobedwithmymakeupon.
I cancomehomeafter a partyveryunawareofthisentiresituationandstilltakemymakeupoff.
I willwakeupand I willhavedonemyentirenighttimeskincareroutine.
UmThat's howmuch I valueskincareevenwhen I'm notcognizant.
Um I justthinkit's soimportant, applyjustlockeditfortravel.
Yeah, holdon.
I swearthisworks.
Herewego.
What, comeon.
Therewego.
Diditjusttwosquirts?
Thatislike a whatisthat?
Whatevercoin, whereveryou'rewatchingfrom, like a quartersizedamount.
And I putitlikethatonmyfingersandit's likesupershiny.
It's a verygreasyoiland I justkindoflikebrushmyhairwithmyfingersandwithmypoemsand I trytostayfromlikethe, youknow, notmyscalp, don't touchmyscalp.
Andthenlikeattheendwhere I almosthavenothingleft, I justkindofgolikethistoputitintherest.
Butyeah, that's it.
Andonce I'vedonethatand I letmy, myretinalsinking, we'removingtomyfavoritepart, myfavoriteproduct, whichisthemoisturesurgefromclinic.
ThisproductismyholyGrailrightnowandithas a lowwater.
And I grewupusing a lotofaloeas a homeremedyfor a lotofthingsskinincluded.
So I justlovethat.
Thishasthatandit's a veryumlikejellytexture, superfreshand I justapplyingonlike, so I do a littlebitmorecause I neverforgetthenicktoitalsoupwardsand, and I feelsodoweandsoglowyandthisandthewonderfulthingaboutthismoisturesurgeisthatyoucanalsouseitas a maskifyoureallywanttolikelayitonthick, youcanleaveitonforfiveminutesandthenrinseitofflastbutnotleastbecausewe'reaboutreadytogotobed.
A lipmask.
Yeah, I'vebeenusingthislipmaskfor, I probablyshouldn't saythis, butthisparticularbottle, likethislittlecontainer I'vebeenusingforalmostthreeyears.
I don't knowifthat's goodorbad.
Goinwithlikemynailand I justput a littlebitonthereandthen I dothat.
Yeah, I havelighton.
Mhm.
Like a bomb.
I'm readyforbed.
Thankyousomuchforcomingtobedwithme.
Itwas a pleasure.
Goodnight.
Wait, sorry.
Rememberwantedtosaygoodnight, goodnight.
Andalso I wantedtoinviteyoualltowatchintheHeightsIntheatresandonHBOMaxJune 11.
Allright, Goodnight.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Yeah.
Hi, mynameisMelissaLoretta, and I'm gonnashowyoumymmsure.
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