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  • Are you irritable? Listless? Jobless?

  • You ever ask yourself: "I'm a loser.

  • What am I doing with my life?"

  • Then look no further.

  • I have the answer that's helped millions--

  • Be all you can possibly be.

  • Join the Marine Dolphins.

  • [laughing]

  • Huh?

  • The inescapable display case!

  • No!

  • All in a day's work, eh, Mermaid Man?

  • Remember, it's up to you to reveal the true face of crime.

  • Sign up to be part of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Junior Crime Fighters.

  • I gotta figure out what to do with my life.

  • [Mermaid Man doll] Fight evil!

  • Aww, I wish I was a superhero.

  • That's it! I know what I want to do with my life!

  • To the changing room!

  • [grunts]

  • [grunting]

  • [sighs]

  • [grunts]

  • At last I have found my calling.

  • I am Patrick-Man, Defender of Bikini Bottom!

  • [grunts]

  • Mr. Squidward, what's with all the dilly-dallyin'?

  • We got customer's money to take!

  • Where?

  • [wind blowing]

  • Ah! Where is everybody?

  • Fear not, Patrick-Man is here.

  • Patrick!

  • I knew our number one customer wouldn't let us down.

  • [shushes him]

  • It's Patrick-Man, Mr. Krabs.

  • Patrick-Man?

  • What kind of ridiculous name is that?

  • Oh, forget the name.

  • Look at the ridiculous outfit.

  • What is that? A pair of briefs?

  • [laughing]

  • Ooh! Blaring employee laughter in the common area?

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, Patrick, what's with the fancy duds?

  • Must I explain everything?

  • I found what I want to do with my life!

  • I am...

  • Patrick-Man!

  • [gasps] That is so exciting!

  • I can't wait to tell Gary, my parents, my grand--

  • Shh, shh, shh, SpongeBob!

  • My identity must be kept secret!

  • My work here is done.

  • Patrick-Man's off!

  • The city needs my help!

  • Oh, I almost forgot, can I get a Krabby Patty?

  • [bell ringing]

  • Hey, how'd you do on the final?

  • I aced it!

  • Me too!

  • [laughing]

  • Looks like all the studying paid off.

  • [in unison] High five!

  • [gasps]

  • - [groaning] - Whoa, you okay. man?

  • Just remember this:

  • Violence solves nothing!

  • Violence?

  • We were just giving high fives--

  • No time for silly-talk, citizen.

  • Patrick-Man is needed elsewhere!

  • Please, ma'am, allow me.

  • Huh?

  • Why, thank you, young man.

  • [laughing]

  • Not a problem, ma'am.

  • It's the least I could do...!

  • Sorry, lady, you're on your own.

  • Oh, dear.

  • Oh, dear!

  • Oh, sweet dollar.

  • Oh, just look at you. So clean. So crisp.

  • Now come to Krabsy.

  • Halt! Patrick-Man is on to you!

  • Thief! Stealing is bad!

  • Bad!

  • But I found that dollar!

  • Nah, enough!

  • This dollar shall stay on the sidewalk,

  • where it belongs.

  • With Neptune's swiftness, away!

  • Hey, a dollar!

  • [chuckles] This must be my lucky day.

  • [distant voice] Help! Help, somebody! Help!

  • Sounds like another job for Patrick-Man!

  • I'll finish you off later, day-old donuts.

  • Right now, I must move rapidly and act heroically!

  • What's this?

  • Don't move, and freeze!

  • Huh?

  • Let's see you try to bust outta that, boat thief!

  • Boat thief? Heavens, no!

  • My poor student is trapped inside this boat!

  • The doors are jammed!

  • Jammed doors, huh?

  • Unlikely story.

  • With Neptune's swiftness...

  • Away.

  • [sirens]

  • Ah, merciful Neptune!

  • The authorities are here.

  • You'll be out of there in no time.

  • Well, what have we here?

  • "Cops, this is boat thief."

  • Looks like Patrick-Man caught another one!

  • What would we do without superheroes?

  • But, I didn't do anything!

  • Grand Theft Vessel is a felony.

  • You remember what a felony is, don't you, Mrs. Puff?

  • Felony?!

  • Oh, I...

  • Ugh. Patrick-Man...

  • Help?

Are you irritable? Listless? Jobless?

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