Ooh.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

End of flashback.

Let me see. I may have something that'll work for you.

Here we go.

Cotton swabs.

Cotton balls.

Here, try this on for size, Hercules.

[grunting]

- How am I doing? - Pathetic.

Look, Larry.

[audience] SpongeBob!

[grunting]

Ouch.

Uh, just kidding. Just kidding.

[laughing]

That SpongeBob's funnier than ears on an acorn.

[laughing]

Aw, this is it.

They're all gonna find out I'm a fake.

I can't give up. I've got to try.

I can do it! I've got anchor arms!

I'm no wimp, I'm a jerk!

[blowing]

Yeah.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[audience] Ooh.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[mumbling]

SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

[groaning]

[grunting]

[whistling]

How tough are ya?

How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?

Sure.

It's on.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

If I could just run this under some hot water.

Get outta here.

This place is too tough for you, little man.

Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous.

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week

while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

Listen, kid. I think you'd be more comfortable

over at that place.

Weenie Hut Jr's?

Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr's?

Uhh. Oh, no, sorry, I was actually pointing

to the place next to it.

Super Weenie Hut Jr's?

Yeah. Unless you think you're tough enough to fight me.

[mumbling]

Alright, stand back, everyone.

Y'all watch this.

Yah!

[cheering]

[creaking]

Huh?

[grunting]

[cheering]

Way to go, Larry.

[audience cheering]

Could I borrow a couple of these?

Mm-hmm.

[drumming]

And now with the addition of two,

count 'em, two... marshmallows.

[grunting]

[snoring]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[ripping]

[gasping]

[laughing]

[SpongeBob] One, two, three, four.

Come on, SquarePants, be a man!

[grunting]

[Patrick} You--

[gasping]

Patrick, help.

I'm listening to you, mountain!

Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".

Stop naming moves after me.

Everybody's an idiot except for me.

Well, it's true.

[laughing like Squidward]

[laughing]

SpongeBob, look out for that tree!

[laughing] Huh?

Don't worry, guys.

Everything's under control 'cause I'm an exper-r-r--!

Hmm, that's funny.

Someone turned the mountain upside down.

[screaming]

SpongeBob! Land on your bottom!

It'll cushion the impact of the fall!

Like this?

No, your other bottom!

Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Not until four.

[breaking]

Oh, that's gotta hurt.

Do it again! I wasn't looking!

Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus

has made a full recovery.

My what has a what now?

Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing.

It took 20 hours to put it all back together.

We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick.

Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy.

But from now on, I'd like you to be more careful.

One more injury like that

and you could wind up like that poor creature there.

In the Iron Butt.

Aww, man. It itches.

When you get in a real fight, then we'll talk.

Well, then, I guess it's time to take it up a notch.

[blowing]

[cracking]

[crying]

[whimpering]

Care for another sundae, weenie?

I am not a weenie!

Relax, you're among friends.

My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

You tell 'em, SpongeBob!

Patrick, what're you doing here?

I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesday.