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  • [sighs] Finally, the weekend is here.

  • And this isn't just any old weekend.

  • This is the weekend

  • SpongeBob and Patrick go camping.

  • You've waited a long time for this.

  • [giggling]

  • What the?

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob, aren't you two supposed to be camping?

  • We are camping.

  • SpongeBob, it's not camping

  • if you're 10 feet from your house.

  • Ah, it doesn't matter where you are

  • as long as you're outdoors.

  • While all those soft city folk

  • are safe in their beds reading books,

  • we're out here pitting ourselves

  • against the formidable forces of nature.

  • I'll show you camping!

  • Squidward's gonna come camping with us!

  • Now you'll see how a real...

  • [grunts]

  • outdoorsman does it!

  • Here we are.

  • My remote-controlled, self-assembling tent.

  • Watch and learn.

  • [grunting]

  • [tearing] Huh?

  • - Customization! - Genius!

  • [grunting]

  • He's tenderizing the ground!

  • Of course!

  • [grunting]

  • Write that down!

  • [screaming]

  • But what could compare to just lying out under the stars?

  • [cheering]

  • After a long day of camping,

  • it's nice to unwind with a nice relaxing campfire song.

  • I call this one the "Campfire Song Song".

  • Let's gather 'Round the campfire

  • And sing our campfire song

  • Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • And if you don't think That we can sing it faster

  • Then you're wrong

  • But it'll help If you just sing along

  • Bum, bum, bum... ♪

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • And if you don't think That we can sing it faster

  • Then you're wrong

  • But it'll help If you just sing along

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

  • Patrick! ♪

  • ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E ♪

  • Squidward! ♪

  • Good! ♪

  • It'll help, it'll help... ♪

  • If you just sing along! ♪

  • Aww, yeah! ♪

  • [sighs] Now, wasn't that relaxing?

  • No.

  • This is relaxing.

  • [playing the clarinet]

  • Oh, no!

  • I'll save you, Squidward!

  • [playing off-key]

  • Squidward, are you alright?

  • I was just fine until you launched

  • that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!

  • But I had to!

  • It's too dangerous to play the clarinet badly

  • out here in the wilderness.

  • It might attract...

  • a sea bear.

  • A sea bear?

  • You mean like the ones that don't exist?

  • What are you saying?

  • There is no such thing!

  • They're just a myth!

  • Oh, no, Squidward. Sea bears are all too real.

  • It says so in The Bikini Bottom Inquirer!

  • I should be more careful!

  • In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do

  • If I want to keep the sea bears away?

  • Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.

  • OK, then what?

  • - Never wear a sombrero... - In a goofy fashion.

  • - Or clown shoes. - Or a hoop skirt.

  • - And never... - Ever...

  • - Ever... - Ah!

  • [both] Screech like a chimpanzee!

  • Wow! It's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off!

  • [both] They're horrible!

  • And... and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger!

  • Why?

  • I don't know...

  • Just a feeling!

  • - No. - Yes.

  • No.

  • [begins making chimp noises]

  • [both] Squidward, please don't!

  • [screaming like a chimpanzee]

  • SpongeBob, what are we gonna do?

  • A sea bear's sure to come and eat us!

  • Don't worry, Patrick.

  • I'll draw us an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt.

  • Good thinking!

  • All the experts say it's the only defense

  • against a sea bear attack.

  • [laughing]

  • You guys are so gullible!

  • See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear,

  • and nothing happened!

  • Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero

  • in a goofy fashion.

  • You mean like this?

  • [laughing]

  • No, like that.

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • Squidward, are you okay?

  • No.

  • Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle

  • before he comes back.

  • Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once.

  • Are you crazy?

  • A dirt circle won't stop that monster.

  • I'm running for my life!

  • No!

  • [screaming]

  • Don't run! Sea bears hate that!

  • Thanks for the tip.

  • I guess I'll just limp home, then.

  • No!

  • [screaming]

  • They hate limping more than running!

  • Well, I guess I'll just have to...

  • [screaming]

  • I should have warned you about crawling.

  • [screaming]

  • What'd I do that time?

  • I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

  • Move over!

  • [growling]

  • [growling]

  • Hey, it worked!

  • You guys saved my life.

  • - Hurray! - We did it, yay!

  • Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear.

  • This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.

  • What attracts them?

  • The sound of a sea bear attack.

  • [chuckles] Good thing we're all wearing

  • our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments,

  • right, Squidward?

  • Hah...

[sighs] Finally, the weekend is here.

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