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  • - Hmmmm.

  • - Hello sir,

  • welcome to McDonald's.

  • May I take your order?

  • - Hold on, I'm thinking.

  • Hmmmm.

  • - Oh, that's fine.

  • Just let me know when you've decided.

  • - Decided on what?

  • I'm thinking about a really funny thing I said last night.

  • - Oh, so you weren't even thinking about what to order?

  • - No.

  • (laughter)

  • - Why are you laughing?

  • - I told you, I said that hilarious thing last night.

  • (laughter)

  • Oh man, so classic.

  • So this wombat and a rabbi walk into a bar.

  • - Care to join us here in reality?

  • There's a line forming behind you.

  • - There is?

  • Oh man, did grapefruit draw a butt on my butt again?

  • - I'm not saying there's a line on your behind.

  • I'm saying there's a line of customers behind you.

  • - Oh.

  • (laughter)

  • - Hey, why is that funny?

  • - It isn't,

  • but that thing I said last night sure is.

  • I'm telling ya,

  • you wouldn't believe what comes out of the wombat's mouth.

  • (laughter)

  • - Ugh, yeah, yeah.

  • I'm sure it was a real knee slapper.

  • What would you like to order?

  • - Okay, sure.

  • Hmmmm.

  • Give me a Baconator.

  • - Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

  • - But, but, but, but,

  • you said I could have it my way.

  • - Ahhh, that's Burger King and I'm not royalty.

  • - This isn't a Burger King?

  • - No.

  • - Is this a Taco Bell?

  • - No!

  • - Is this a bar?

  • - Why would you think this is a bar?

  • - I guess I was just hoping

  • cause maybe that hilarious wombat would be here.

  • (laughter)

  • - Ahhh, sir, you're at a McDonald's.

  • - Oh, well, in that case, I'll have one farm please.

  • - What?

  • We don't have farms.

  • - Of course you do, your jingle even says so.

  • E, I, E, I, O.

  • - No, that's not even our jingle.

  • - Then what is your jingle?

  • - It's uh,

  • ba da ba ba ba.

  • - I'm oven mitt.

  • (laughter)

  • I remember it now.

  • I love that jingle.

  • One oven mitt please.

  • - We don't sell oven mitts.

  • - Geesh, talk about false advertising.

  • - Ah, sir, you need to order something off the menu

  • or leave.

  • - Okay, let me think.

  • Hmmm.

  • Hmmm.

  • - Could you maybe think faster?

  • - Hmmm.

  • - And less loudly.

  • - What'd you say?

  • I can't hear you over all my thinking.

  • (laughter)

  • - Sir, please order something.

  • - Okay, okay, give me a pizza.

  • - That isn't on the menu!

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • I meant a McPizza.

  • - Eh, wrong again.

  • - Oh, I forgot to phrase it as a question.

  • What is a McPizza?

  • - Time to go, sir.

  • - But, but, but, but

  • McWhy?

  • - Because I said so.

  • - Is it because I have no McShoes and no McShirt?

  • I'm McSorry, but I have no McBody.

  • - That is not why I'm refusing you service.

  • Also, stop putting Mc in front of everything you say.

  • - Fine, I'm never coming to this Donald's again.

  • - That's not our name.

  • - Sorry Donald, but you can't have it your way,

  • this apparently isn't a Burger King.

  • - Ahh, look, what do I need to do to get you to leave?

  • - Easy, just give me a McFlurry.

  • - Ahh, our McFlurry machine is broken.

  • Something's stuck in there,

  • we can't figure out what it is and.

  • - No sweat Donald, I'll just pick something else.

  • Hmmm.

  • - I am so not getting paid enough for this malarkey.

  • (laughter)

  • - Ugh, Really?

  • This is the worst shift of my life, buddy.

  • What the heck is so funny to you?

  • - Wombat.

  • - Oh, right,

  • forgot about your spontaneous wombat memory.

  • - No, wombat.

  • (yelling)

  • Whoa, well that bites.

  • Oh, also scratches.

  • (upbeat music)

- Hmmmm.

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