Oh my God guys, it's a bus.

It's a yellow bus.

Yeah.

Mm That was when we we are.

This is such a nice place.

Just look behind me.

There's just the ocean by the way.

Yes, this is the atlantic ocean.

Like right now, I feel like I'm pointing at like africa right there.

I'm pointing at like brazil right here.

I'm pointing, I'm putting out my sister.

What do you think?

Should we, should we go further?

Because like, it's a little bit dangerous.

But you could probably go, do you know, I am too young to die.

You're too young to die.

Yeah.

Well, I sure as hell I'm not.

Yeah.

Look at that guys.

I almost fell into cactuses I guess.

I guess my sister was right.

I already know how I'm going to title this blog.

This leg is going to be titled, I almost died.

So right now we're at this food market where there's like not only food but like also different accessories, purses, whatever you want to buy.

We only have to be a little bit cautious about the prices because it's pretty known around here that to foreigners sometimes they will give like four times the price, five times the price.

So we just have to be a little bit cautious.

So we decided that we're going to have breakfast here.

We're going to try some Portuguese pastry and sweets.

First thing we got some nice orange juice.

So this is pasto janata.

Then we've got some bone JK asia and all the other things here.

I really don't know the names of.

So you just have to take my word for it that when I say that it's delicious and as I was there munching my warm bunge occasion, something wild happened.

This shopkeeper lady started offering us something that felt like dozens of samples of different fruits and flavors, basically trying to make us spend as much money as possible in her shop.

And it was so funny that she kept switching between different languages, it was pretty hard to get rid of that lady.

And later we actually found out that the fruits that we bought didn't even taste like the samples that should let us taste.

So yeah, don't do the same mistake as us.

You're not kidding.

I think I saw an animal there.

Oh my God, it's a fucking lying dude.

I love how here on Madeira we're expecting super exotic animals and the first thing that we get is a cow, but it's a nice cow, you know, it's a nice nice cow, cows are cows are nice animals to please put this into my quotes, cows are animals too.

Mhm.

Okay, so we are on a hike right now, so today we're kind of on a hike.

Um what I have to say, Madeira nature is stunning.

It's awesome.

It's like breathtaking.

I can't breathe, I can't breathe.

Okay, minor plug in fact, guys, the name of this waterfall in Portuguese has actually gargan to fund a uh which means deep throat, especially, you know what this place would be perfect for.

Yeah, a picnic, wow.

I think the sun will set today.

It'll definitely 16.

Okay, don't worry, my hoodie will protect you.

Okay, I'm trying to support myself, but like, these rocks aren't looking very stable.

It's like, it's like, look guys, by my merge, you guys, it's a bus, It's a fucking busted.