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  • Hey Orange.

  • You're sure up early today.

  • Well, you know what they say?

  • The early.

  • Orange gets the door hinge.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Seriously though, I've never seen you up at this hour.

  • Hold on.

  • Are you power walking?

  • Um, is this what you secretly do every morning?

  • You go power walking before everyone else wakes up.

  • I believe we were talking about you orange.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • But we're definitely looping back later to talk about how you're wearing neon spandex.

  • The reason I'm up early is because today's my first day at my new job.

  • Cool, what's the gig?

  • I'm not really sure.

  • This pamphlet just said to be right here at this time and I Orange a pair.

  • He's squeezing me laugh one.

  • Oh my gosh dude, are you okay?

  • Whoa.

  • Okay.

  • That actually kind of tickled.

  • Okay dude, I'm pretty sure you signed up to be a stress ball and they say there's no such thing as squeezy money.

  • Okay, Not so hard.

  • Don't squeeze so hard or else I'm gonna Okay, I'll try to hold it in next time.

  • How's it going?

  • Orange pretty well, I've been getting squeezed a lot.

  • I too.

  • And you consider that a good thing?

  • Sure the more I get squeezed the better.

  • I am not doing my job.

  • Right, who wants this?

  • Whenever I annoy him, he squeezes me a time.

  • Wait for that paycheck.

  • Um Orange, Hey, hey hand, Hey, I've got a joke.

  • I think you'll glove.

  • Oh, orange cat talk pair.

  • I'm doing my job.

  • Motorboat time.

  • Uh dude, you know, it's not your job to make them more stressed out, right?

  • Say what Orange?

  • It's your job to make them less stressed out.

  • Get unfair.

  • It's gonna stress ball, not a stress relief ball.

  • Hey hand, I want to hear the batman theme song to get no no no no no no no no.

  • Oh yeah, that's what I'm serious bro.

  • It's all here in this pamphlet.

  • You clearly didn't read your job is to help them calm down.

  • Wait so you're telling me I shouldn't loudly learn how to play the recorder right now, correct.

  • Put down the recorder.

  • You're telling me I shouldn't smash these symbols together.

  • Put down the symbols.

  • You mean I shouldn't tell 101 handy jokes.

  • Do not tell hand jokes to the hand, but I already told like 50 of them you're saying I shouldn't tell the rest o put the book down.

  • Okay fine.

  • See by not annoying him, you actually reduced his stress and you did your job.

  • This is such a weird concept to wrap my mind around.

  • You're telling me people will pay me money to not be annoying.

  • Yes.

  • How do you not understand this by now man?

  • I feel woozy from all that squeezing orange.

  • Are you really sure you want to do this job?

  • Seems really painful.

  • Yeah, I'm definitely having second thoughts but that might be because my brain got squeezed.

  • Intel, wow.

  • New customer.

  • Listen, maybe you should take a different approach.

  • Don't be annoying.

  • Be relaxing.

  • Mm It's worth a shot.

  • Which woo, what are you doing?

  • Ocean sounds silly pair.

  • Nothing's more relaxing than ocean.

  • Sounds like waves and seagulls.

  • Yeah, not sure.

  • That's quite as soothing as you think it is.

  • I know it will work for sure.

  • The laughter of a child.

  • The laughter of a child of course.

  • Who doesn't love the laughter of a child?

  • Hey hey baby Orange get in here because watch this.

  • No, it's yeah, it's working depends on your goal.

  • You getting squeezed is definitely making Baby Orange laugh, but I don't think it's distressing that hand.

  • In fact, I feel like the more Baby Orange laughs, the more you get squeezed, you might be right about that pair.

  • Yeah, yeah, Okay, definitely.

  • Right.

  • Of course I'm right.

  • Baby Oranges laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • Oh baby did I screw that one up?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I'm trying so hard not to fight right now.

  • Nothing makes Baby Orange laugh harder than a well placed to, hey, what's going on here?

  • I've never seen a hand so stressed out before.

  • Who's this guy?

  • He's my boss.

  • Sorry boss.

  • I'll try to calm him.

  • Okay, that's it.

  • Get down here.

  • This is what I get for hiring.

  • Just any old joke.

  • Slow off the street.

  • Can I try again?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • No, you may not try again.

  • You dimwitted, smooth brain numbs call.

  • Hey, no need to be so rude.

  • Move it now.

  • I gotta try to undo your mistake pair.

  • There.

  • Nothing to worry about.

  • Sun's getting real low.

  • See you speak to the hand in a soothing voice.

  • But that's what I was doing.

  • I was doing my most soothing Siegel call.

  • Okay.

  • That's not funny.

  • Be getting squeezed is not funny now now baby art seems to think it's funny.

  • Set someone shut that kid up every time he laughs, I get a sure thing.

  • Well, quiet baby Orange down.

  • But first apologized to Orange for calling him a what was it again?

  • A dead waited smooth brain numbskull.

  • What?

  • No way.

  • He's the worst employee I've ever had.

  • Uh, well, in that case, let Whoa, Wait.

  • Normally I'd make a joke here about how my boss just exploded.

  • But the real joke is that fair wear spandex?

  • Yeah.

Hey Orange.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/05/22
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