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  • Ah.

  • I just needed a breath of fresh water.

  • Ah.

  • [chomping]

  • [mumbling]

  • That'll take care of it. .

  • [mumbling]

  • Don't do it. Don't do it! Don't do it!

  • [chomping]

  • Well, I do'd it.

  • [laughing]

  • Time for stronger measures.

  • [mumbling]

  • Alright, self, let's see ya get out of that one.

  • [grunting]

  • Whoa, SpongeBob, are you okay?

  • [gasping]

  • Fred, your nails. They're so... beautiful.

  • Aw, thanks. I really pride myself on--

  • My nails!

  • [laughing]

  • Must bite nails!

  • [laughing]

  • [humming]

  • Give me the works, Ethel.

  • Ugh, my nails are in terrible shape.

  • Ah.

  • Ooh, that feels good.

  • [chomping]

  • E-E-Ethel, you know I like to keep my nails long--

  • [screaming]

  • SpongeBob!

  • [screaming]

  • Uh, so...

  • when should we schedule your next appointment?

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • [mumbling]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Trying out a new look with your face?

  • [chomping]

  • I like it!

  • Oh, Patrick, I can't stop... biting my fingernails.

  • Hmm. Mm-hmm. Ha! I know just what you need!

  • Oh! La, la, la, la, la.

  • [chattering]

  • Glove World! makes me forget all my troubles... and my name.

  • You're right.

  • I've forgotten all about biting my... nails!

  • [howling]

  • Yah!

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • Hey you, gimme that!

  • Knuckle 22 to base.

  • We've got a nail-biter in Pinky Land.

  • [screaming]

  • [carnival music playing]

  • Uh!

  • [chomping]

  • I think... I think... I need help.

  • [chomping]

  • - Cheeks residence. - Sandy!

  • [chomping]

  • Hmm.

  • [chomping]

  • Aw.

  • [chomping]

  • Don't worry, SpongeBob.

  • We'll stop your nail-biting habit

  • quicker than a jet-powered jackrabbit!

  • This'll keep your fingers out of your kisser.

  • I sure hope so.

  • Ah.

  • Um.

  • [mumbling]

  • [mumbling]

  • Oh. Uh-uh.

  • Tell me he ain't doing what I think he's doing.

  • Oh, he's good.

  • [chomping]

  • SpongeBob, that's just plain wrong.

  • Yah!

  • I guess we're gonna have to watch you

  • like Mr. Krabs watches his bank account!

  • [mumbling]

  • Huh?

  • [growling]

  • [snoring]

  • Huh?

  • [snoring]

  • [mumbling]

  • What, what?! Where'd he go?

  • [mumbling and chomping]

  • Hi, Sandy.

  • It's high time we got you some professional help.

  • This doctor's the best hypnotherapist

  • in Bikini Bottom. He'll sort out your bad habit.

  • The doctor will see you now, Mr. SquarePants.

  • [chomping]

  • Oh, please relax, Mr. SquarePants.

  • [chomping]

  • Now, what seems to be the trouble?

  • Doctor, I can't stop...

  • I can't stop...

  • I can't stop biting my nails! I don't know what to do!

  • [chomping]

  • Well, let us take a peak into your subconscious

  • and see what is causing your problem.

  • Keep your eyes on the watch, Mr. SquarePants.

  • Watch the watch,

  • - Mr. SquarePants. - Watch the watch...

  • - Watch the watch... - Watch the watch.

  • Watch the watch.

  • What seems to be troubling you, Mr. SquarePants?

  • I can't stop... biting my... nails.

  • Why do you want to bite your nails?

  • Stuck in dead-end job. Work in a grease trap.

  • Go on.

  • Tentacles hurt.

  • Tentacles? Hmm, interesting.

  • Neighbor... SpongeBob... annoying.

  • But aren't you SpongeBob, Mr. SquarePants?

  • No... I am Squidward.

  • [gasping]

  • Mr. SquarePants!

  • Obviously, you have subconsciously internalized

  • Mr. Squidward's problems as your own.

  • When I snap my fingers,

  • you'll realize you are not Squidward.

  • You are SpongeBob,

  • and your desire to bite your nails

  • will poof! Disappear.

  • [snapping]

  • [mumbling]

  • Am I cured?

  • Yeah, you are cured.

  • Whoopee! Thanks, Doctor...

  • Doctor...

  • Hans?!

  • [gasping]

  • Giant, delicious fingernails!

Ah.

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