Would you like seating inside or outside?

Seating for what?

For the Chum Bucket!

Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum.

Oh, boy, this is so...

[making eating sounds]

good.

Chum on a stick!

Get your fresh chum right here!

Some chum for you, miss?

Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled

is making me a bit hungry.

Here, take this one, it's fresh and warm.

Like my hospitality.

Why, thank you.

Just ten dollars, please.

Ten dollars?!

Two orders of chum nuggets, please.

[screaming]

That certainly is chum!

And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense!

Oh, I'll take that.

Eat your twisted, blackened, money-grubbing heart out, Krabs!

Chum nuggets here! Going fast!

Get 'em while they're cold, get 'em while they're runny.

Looks like Krabs' drive-through is really paying off.

For me!

[laughing]

Welcome, valued customer!

This isn't the Chum Bucket.

[laughing]

Why go to the Chum Bucket

when the Krusty Krab has added tasty chum to our menu?

That's okay.

I only eat Chum Bucket brand chum.

But we developed a special recipe

for the most discerning chum lovers.

Besides, I locked down the exits until you give it a try.

So what do you say?

[retching]

Step right up, gents!

Eat a delicious chum burger right here!

Big Johnny will eat anything.

Have a chum burger, Johnny, Sir.

Go on, sir. Tell your buddies what you think.

[laughing] Almost done.

There you go, eat up.

What's this supposed to be?

Chum seaweed, chum pot pie,

chum con coral, and chum tea.

Also known as dinner.

Hey, all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten,

well, you might want to make room for seconds!

Because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's

sensational new upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket.

Look at all those classy diners.

What's on the menu?

It's called chum fricassee.

Don't crowd. There's more chumbalaya

where that came from, unfortunately.

[disgusted sounds]

It's worth it to live forever.

Chum!

Detonator!

[grunts]

Freeze, Plankton! Hold it right there!

Uh-oh.

What's that awful stench?

You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?

[laughing]

I told you to turn off that laugh track!

If you must know, I made sauce.

But, when I add Patrick's DNA to it,

it will become salsa imbecilicus!

I think I prefer the boiling underpants.

[laughing]

Come on! Flow already!

[growling]

Nice, fishy, fishy.

I don't suppose you like chumsicles?

[screaming]

- Plankton! - I didn't do it!

We would like to purchase one large drum of chum, please.

Extra organ-y.

Say what?

How do I know this isn't a plot to steal my secret chum formula?

[laughing]

Yoink!

Enjoy your chum drum!

[slurping]

Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme!

Enjoy.

A little zaparooni ought to do it.

The spark of life!

[groaning]

He's alive! He's alive! Oh, he's alive!

Behold, three takes on chum a la SpongeBob.

The secret ingredient in this one?

Krabby Patties.

Well? Huh?

It's delicious!

Too delicious! Next!

To capture the natural bouquet of the chum,

I made this batch entirely from old snail litter.

[wheezing]

A little dry.

Hah!

[sniffing]

[laughing]

What do I owe the excessive volume of this giggling?

[laughs]

You may thank my new and original idea, darling.

Free samples!

New and original my exhaust fan.

[screaming]

You know, it's remarkable

how chum goes bad every week right on time.

Yeah, just like your underpants.

To the Krusty Krab! Away!

Hey, everyone!

I made Chummy Joes!

[screaming]