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  • - Ask away, fruit-lovers!

  • This food's in the mood to answer ya, dude.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!

  • a dragonfruit is destroying the kitchen!

  • (fire crackling)

  • - HEY! HEY YOU!

  • No! NNNNO!

  • YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

  • - Way to go, Orange.

  • I'm impressed.

  • - Destroying the kitchen is MY job.

  • How 'bout a light? (laughs)

  • (Pear screams)

  • (kitchen explodes)

  • - [VO Guy] It's time for Ask Orange.

  • Is it spring?

  • - Yeah, actually.

  • See the spring season technically begins on-

  • - [VO Guy] No, SPRING!

  • - What the-

  • (Both scream)

  • - [VO Guy] Give Pear whatever he wants in life.

  • - THANK you.

  • What I want, Orange, is to be left alone.

  • - As you wish.

  • - What's this?

  • - Oh, it's a L.O.N.E.

  • - A what?

  • - Like you said, I left you a L.O.N.E.

  • A loud, obnoxious, noise emulator.

  • Hahaha!

  • Oh, almost forgot to turn it on.

  • (L.O.N.E. makes loud noise) - AAAAAARGHHH!!!!

  • - [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!

  • Every time you blink, little Apple will grow 90 feet.

  • - Do it, Orange.

  • I need this.

  • Blink! Dang it.

  • (Orange struggles)

  • - Oh god.

  • - Blink!

  • Blink!

  • BLIIIIINK!!!

  • - I-

  • - Yes?

  • Yes, it's finally gonna happen!

  • - Can't hold out any longer.

  • - Alright, okay.

  • I feel something happening.

  • Oh man, here we go!

  • Oh man! Ohmanohmanohmanoh-

  • (bubble sounds)

  • What the-?

  • THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT, YOU GUYS!

  • - Whoa!

  • I've seen a millipede, but never a MINIpede.

  • Hahaha!

  • - ORANGE!

  • - [VO Guy] Say, "Hi, Adrian!"

  • - Hi, Adrian!

  • - [VO Guy] Are you in love with Passion Fruit?

  • - (stammering) The what?

  • How clear can I be about this, people?

  • I am absolutely, positively,

  • no, not, no, no, no way in love with Passion!

  • I'm not, I'm not in love with Passion!

  • No more questions!

  • AHHHHH!

  • - [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!

  • Call Optimus Prime.

  • (phone ringing)

  • - Hello. - Hey!

  • Gimme same day delivery. Gimme gimme.

  • - What?

  • - Gimme same delivery, Amazon Prime!

  • - Ah, I believe you have the wrong-

  • - Alexa, make him gimme same day delivery!

  • - This

  • Alexa

  • is not here.

  • - ALEXA! Make him gimme same day shipping!

  • - I AM NOT AMAZON PRIME!

  • - No kiddin'.

  • You sound more like Amazon GRIME.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Ugh. Perhaps you should take your business elsewhere.

  • - That's what I'll do!

  • - I hear good things about your competitor, Optimus Prime.

  • I'll call him right now!

  • - Wait- (phone dialing sound)

  • (phone ringing) (Optimus Prime sighs)

  • - [VO Guy] Drop 10 million Legos on Pear's head.

  • - Here we go again.

  • - Not so fast, Pear. (record scratching sound)

  • There's something else you should see first.

  • - [VO Guy] Why can't Pear just move

  • when he gets things dropped on him?

  • - Huh.

  • Well, that's actually a really good idea!

  • (Legos crashing)

  • Hahaha! Yeah, I did it!

  • I cracked the code!

  • And it's all thanks to you for suggesting

  • that I move over here.

  • Right onto this

  • ominous

  • red X. (record scratching sound)

  • NOOOOOOO!!! (metals crashing)

  • - [VO Guy] You are the impostor!

  • - Huh?

  • AHH! (door slides open)

  • - Whoa! This is actually really cool.

  • I'm over the moon!

  • Hahaha!

  • - Really? We gotta hang out with this guy now?

  • Woohoo! New friends!

  • I'll send you an invite on my SPACEbook account. Hahaha!

  • - Yeah, this isn't gonna work out.

  • Send him back, Greg.

  • - Yo, you some o' this, Greg?

  • Go on. COMET me, bro!

  • Hahaha--aaaaaaah! (spaceship smacks Orange)

  • - Ahh, much better.

  • - Agreed.

  • It's nice to have our space back.

  • Heh heh heh.

  • - Not you too, Carl!

  • - [VO Guy] Surprise unicorn!

  • - Yayyy! I'm so excited!

  • - Unicorns are so cute.

  • - This is gonna be great.

  • - Where's the unicorn?

  • I can't wait!

  • - You know what my favorite thing about unicorns is?

  • Okay, it's hard to narrow down to just one but-

  • (unicorn neighing) - AAAAAAAUGH!!!

  • (Everyone shrieking)

  • - Whoa!

  • Shish kebab is hittin' the fan!

  • - [VO Guy] Is your tooth wobbling?

  • - Look at that.

  • You speak the TOOTH!

  • Hahaha!

  • - Psst.

  • Hey.

  • - Um, hello strange man.

  • - Yo, whatcha gonna do with that tooth after it falls out?

  • - What do you care?

  • You the Tooth Fairy of something?

  • - No way, man. I'm Tooth Larry.

  • You should give ME that tooth, not the Tooth Fairy.

  • - Tooth Larry?

  • - That's right.

  • C'mon, gimme that tooth.

  • - What are you gonna do with it?

  • Why do you want it so bad?

  • - Yo, what's with all the questions, eh?

  • Look, I'm gonna do with it what I do with it.

  • That's all you need to know.

  • - Um, I don't really wanna give you my tooth.

  • - Gimme your tooth!

  • - I said no, Tooth Larry!

  • - Yes!

  • - No!

  • - Yes!

  • - No! - I'm Tooth Larry!

  • - [VO Guy] Hey, Orange!

  • Is that the end?

  • - Yeah, I guess it's about time we wrapped up this episo-

  • - No,

  • END!

  • - Huh? (record scratching sound)

  • Whoa!

  • I REAR-y didn't expect that.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Orange, stop making jokes.

  • It's headed straight for that TNT detonator!

  • - Silly Pear, just move it to the side.

  • - Oh right!

  • I forgot.

  • Phew. Quick thinking, Orange.

  • The detonator's all safe and sound over there

  • on that huge red X. (tense music)

  • NOOOOO! - Hahahaha!

  • (kitchen explodes)

  • (outro music plays)

- Ask away, fruit-lovers!

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Ask Orange #71: ORANGE IS THE IMPOSTER!!! | Annoying Orange

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    Summer posted on 2021/05/15
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