Perch Perkins here at the Bikini Bottom power plant,

where the evil supervillain known as the Dirty Bubble

has finally been cornered by police!

[groaning]

Stand back, coppers, and cease your attack,

or I'll make your police chief my late night snack!

[laughing]

[groaning]

Do what he says!

[groaning]

Will the grime of this evil soap globe

wash over our fair city?

Or will the law force him to clean up his act?

[screaming]

Or... will he choose door number three,

and devour a newsman live on TV?

[laughing]

[screaming]

[grumbling]

Drop him, airhead!

[screaming]

[shrieking]

[screaming]

I got him!

Remember this face and remember it well,

so you'll recognize me when I see you in--

Jail!

[grumbling]

Six months later...

[panting]

Ah.

Thank you, warden. I feel like a new bubble. Ha-ha.

Remember, Bubble, keep it clean, or you'll get mean.

[laughing]

Thank you, warden.

I promise I won't let you down!

Here's the address of your new job.

Oh.

I'll make ya proud, warden. Stay clean or you'll get mean.

A new life. No more dirt, and no more wrong turns.

Oh.

[grumbling]

The Krusty Krab. Hm, this must be the place!

Oh, I can't thank you enough for this job, Mr. Krabs.

What would you like me to do?

Greet people at the door? Serve the food?

Oh, no. I've got a special job that needs someone

with your special talents. You're on dirty dish detail.

D-d-d-d-dirty dishes?

Wait, couldn't I just work the cash register or something?

Listen, I hired a dish-washing bubble

to save money on soap and I want these plates sparkling

by lunchtime, savvy?

Just call me Sparkles.

Oh!

Yow.

Stay clean, or you'll get mean. Stay clean, or you'll get mean.

Oh.

Eh.

[mumbling]

Brr! Is there a blizzard coming in,

'cause I've got a cold front.

[laughing]

Oh, hi! I didn't see ya there, you must be the new dishwasher.

Welcome aboard! I'm SpongeBob.

Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh... DB, yeah, DB.

Oh, we're gonna have so much fun, DB.

Ah! We'll be gally pallies!

[dinging]

Whoops. Back to work!

Uh. Keep it clean, or you'll get mean.

Keep it clean, or you'll get mean!

Hmm?

[gasping]

Huh. Hey, I did it! I got dirty and I didn't turn evil!

Oh, I must be cured!

[mumbling]

Wiping up filth, gonna clean every crack!

I'm the Dirty Bubble, and, baby, I'm back!

[laughing]

Huh? Oh, what can I get ya, Dirty Bubble?

[screaming and laughing]

The Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB?

What did you do to him, you super filthy supervillain?

[laughing and screaming]

[laughing]

[mumbling]

What did you do with DB?

[sobbing]

Hmm?

[gasping]

DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it?

Yes, SpongeBob, it's me.

I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean.

Wow, a supervillain intervention! I'll help ya, DB.

I'll make sure you stay squeaky clean

and dirt-free!

Attention, Mr. Bubble, I've got another job for ya!

Now, this new job is very exclusive

and very French.

Hmm? Ooh-la-la!

Eau de Toilette!

[gasping]

Oh, sacred pee-yew!

Make it sparkle!

[humming]

Okay, he's gone. Don't worry about those toilets, DB.

I will clean them for you. Tout suite, mon Amie.

[laughing]

Oh, dirt, dirt! Beautiful dirt!

[grunting]