Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪ (pants ripping) - Order up, Squidward. - Well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob Underpants. (laughing) (yelling) (feet treading) (jets firing) - Gotcha! (somber music) Friends forever. (babbling) (yelling) (babbling) - Nobody look down. - My leg! Of my pants! - Seat yourself, sir. Be with ya in a minute. I won't be needing these. ♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪ ♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪ - He took off his pants. - I'll give him a week. - I'll give him 11 minutes. (groaning) - It's laundry day, Gary. Oops. - Does he always do that after he eats? - [Patrick] Only on Wednesday. (alarm buzzing) - We need a box for him to sleep in. There you go. It's the best seat in the house. (rim shot) Not ripped pants. Pants ripped up. Someone call the police. There's a pant thief on the loose. (wind blowing) - Got your apple ready? Lucky undergarments? Hold on, hold on. Bingo. (yelling) - What's happening to me? (gasping) (dramatic music) Wow. Oops. (laughing) (groaning) I steamed myself tiny. Woohoo, I steamed myself tiny. Whoo! Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick. My terrific jellyfishing net, old reliable. Old reliable? (yelling) (dramatic music) It's gone! Oh, right, pants. - [Narrator] One pair of pants later. - Patrick, old reliable's been stolen. (yelling) (fog horn blows) (yelling) Ready for work. Morning, Squidward. (underpants snap) (yells) Not ready for work. (yelling) - Whatever. (fog horn blows) ♪ I never thought that I would have a chance like this ♪ ♪ But dreams exist as big as this one ♪ ♪ If happiness are patties frying on the grill ♪ ♪ I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun ♪ ♪ Here's a day that couldn't get much better here ♪ ♪ This is the greatest I've ever been ♪ ♪ It's so cool I oughta wear a sweater ♪ ♪ Just to hold onto the poor feeling ♪ - The killer crab. (gasping) - No. - You're right. Too scary. (blades slicing) (dishes clattering) I can't get the suds, because then I'll have to miss work. (sneezes) (meows) No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. I wanna wear tighties. You might wanna put these on. (bubbles popping) ♪ Buzz, buzz ♪ ♪ Buzz, buzz ♪ - Where are ya, little square dude? SpongeBob's tie and all his other little dressings? But, but, he always folds his clothes before runnin' around in the nude. - I gotta find out what's in that secret box. - Okay, I'm ready. - Any particular reason you took your pants off? - That stuff stains clothes, right? - That it does, Patrick. That it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. I'm SpongeBob JunglePants. - Oh boy. (yelling) - This crew is a lie. (growling) - [Pirate] Avast! Pineapple ho. Leave to and prepare to be boarded. - Ah, go home already. Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfishing net. Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday. (groaning) (crowd gasps) - [SpongeBob] Yellow. - [Patrick] Pink? - [Both] You do care. (sobbing) - Let's promise to never fight again, buddy. - Yeah, pal. Let's go home. (whistling) (audience booing) You're my best friend ever. - You too, Patrick. - You know, these were white when I bought them. (tires screeching) - See ya later. - They left us in the middle of nowhere. - Oh, this isn't the middle of nowhere. We're actually right on the edge of nowhere. - Well, at least it isn't raining. (thunder clapping) (wall crumbles) - SpongeBob, what are you doing? I'm talking to you. SpongeBob? SpongeBob! Are you mad? - Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player. - Mediocre? - Ha-ya! - I may be down, but I'm not out. - Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad. Three days! - Let 'er rip, Gary. (sips) Ah. Ta-da! Goodnight, Gary. Ah, this isn't right. Goodnight, Gary. Wait, this isn't right either. Nope. Uh-huh. Negative. Come on, come on, get it right. (inspiring orchestra music) (panting) (suspenseful music) - I caught ya now, SpongeBob. - Patrick, no! There they go again, Gary. I suppose I'll never join them in the sky. I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (pants snap) Back to reality. Oh, okay, I'm taking them off, I'm taking them off. There. - Uh, lad. (laughing) (yells) Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs. I can't do it. Anything but that. - I understand. You were a good little fry cook, SpongeBob. But we'll find another. Hopefully one that'll listen to old Mr. Krabs. - Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'll listen. I promise. (yelling) Please save me, Mr. Krabs. (sobbing) I promise I'll be good. (exhales) - [All] Oh, look. (laughing) - [Fish] It's SpongeBob NudeyPants. (yells) (snoring) - You can keep the change. (rumbling) What? (yelling) (eraser squeaking) Must get back to desk. (clocks ticking and ringing) (panting) That was a close call. (yells) My pants! - Yoohoo, down here. - You get up here. I gotta get back to work. - Freedom! - [SpongeBob] Stop, pants! You get back here this instant. - Help! Help! - Holy crabby patties. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble. I can't believe it. (laughing) - You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery. They are trapped by my awesome surface tension. - You don't understand. You're my most favorite super villain. Can I have your autograph. - Oh no. Oh no, you fools. Stay back. The point. (whimpering) Watch the point! - First, I close the photo chamber. And finally. (machine rumbling) (glass shatters) - Two things that won't work. - I've changed my mind. I want soup instead. - Okay. Don't move. (sobbing) Oh, what have I done? What have I done? (sobbing) All that glitters is not gold. (sobbing) Goodbye, best friend. (sobbing) ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ ♪ Servin' it up Gary's way ♪ Enjoy, buddy. Oh, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even what it tastes like. (gagging) - What is it, Peterson? - I'm not sure. I feel a disturbance. - Do yourself a favor, kiddo. Sign here, and you'll be protected. - I, hmm, no. - Here. - Okay, thanks. (pen squeaking) - And while you're ready, clumsy, why not buy two? - Okay. (pen squeaking) (laughing) Huh? Hey, my jellyfish friends are helping me fly without pants. I guess it just goes to show ♪ You don't need a plane to fly ♪ ♪ Plastic wings may make you cry ♪ ♪ Kites are made for windy days ♪ ♪ Lawn chair with balloons fly away ♪ ♪ Inflatable pants ♪ ♪ You may as well skip ♪ ♪ If you want to fly ♪ ♪ All you need is friendship ♪ Yeah. Look at me, I'm naked.