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  • SpongeBob SquarePants

  • (pants ripping)

  • - Order up, Squidward.

  • - Well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob Underpants.

  • (laughing)

  • (yelling)

  • (feet treading)

  • (jets firing)

  • - Gotcha!

  • (somber music)

  • Friends forever.

  • (babbling)

  • (yelling)

  • (babbling)

  • - Nobody look down.

  • - My leg!

  • Of my pants!

  • - Seat yourself, sir.

  • Be with ya in a minute.

  • I won't be needing these.

  • Buzz, buzz, buzz

  • Buzz, buzz, buzz

  • - He took off his pants.

  • - I'll give him a week.

  • - I'll give him 11 minutes.

  • (groaning)

  • - It's laundry day, Gary.

  • Oops.

  • - Does he always do that after he eats?

  • - [Patrick] Only on Wednesday.

  • (alarm buzzing)

  • - We need a box for him to sleep in.

  • There you go.

  • It's the best seat in the house.

  • (rim shot)

  • Not ripped pants.

  • Pants ripped up.

  • Someone call the police.

  • There's a pant thief on the loose.

  • (wind blowing)

  • - Got your apple ready?

  • Lucky undergarments?

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • Bingo.

  • (yelling)

  • - What's happening to me?

  • (gasping)

  • (dramatic music)

  • Wow.

  • Oops. (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • I steamed myself tiny.

  • Woohoo, I steamed myself tiny.

  • Whoo!

  • Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick.

  • My terrific jellyfishing net, old reliable.

  • Old reliable?

  • (yelling)

  • (dramatic music)

  • It's gone!

  • Oh, right, pants.

  • - [Narrator] One pair of pants later.

  • - Patrick, old reliable's been stolen.

  • (yelling)

  • (fog horn blows)

  • (yelling)

  • Ready for work.

  • Morning, Squidward.

  • (underpants snap)

  • (yells)

  • Not ready for work.

  • (yelling)

  • - Whatever.

  • (fog horn blows)

  • ♪ I never thought that I would have a chance like this

  • But dreams exist as big as this one

  • If happiness are patties frying on the grill

  • ♪ I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun

  • Here's a day that couldn't get much better here

  • This is the greatest I've ever been

  • It's so cool I oughta wear a sweater

  • Just to hold onto the poor feeling

  • - The killer crab.

  • (gasping) - No.

  • - You're right. Too scary.

  • (blades slicing)

  • (dishes clattering)

  • I can't get the suds,

  • because then I'll have to miss work.

  • (sneezes)

  • (meows)

  • No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this.

  • I wanna wear tighties.

  • You might wanna put these on.

  • (bubbles popping)

  • Buzz, buzz

  • Buzz, buzz

  • - Where are ya, little square dude?

  • SpongeBob's tie and all his other little dressings?

  • But, but, he always folds his clothes

  • before runnin' around in the nude.

  • - I gotta find out what's in that secret box.

  • - Okay, I'm ready.

  • - Any particular reason you took your pants off?

  • - That stuff stains clothes, right?

  • - That it does, Patrick. That it does.

  • Good thinking.

  • Here, hold this a second.

  • I'm SpongeBob JunglePants.

  • - Oh boy.

  • (yelling)

  • - This crew is a lie.

  • (growling)

  • - [Pirate] Avast! Pineapple ho.

  • Leave to and prepare to be boarded.

  • - Ah, go home already.

  • Patrick's lucky.

  • He gets to practice in the middle of the night

  • with his jellyfishing net.

  • Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.

  • (groaning)

  • (crowd gasps)

  • - [SpongeBob] Yellow.

  • - [Patrick] Pink?

  • - [Both] You do care.

  • (sobbing)

  • - Let's promise to never fight again, buddy.

  • - Yeah, pal.

  • Let's go home.

  • (whistling) (audience booing)

  • You're my best friend ever.

  • - You too, Patrick.

  • - You know, these were white when I bought them.

  • (tires screeching)

  • - See ya later.

  • - They left us in the middle of nowhere.

  • - Oh, this isn't the middle of nowhere.

  • We're actually right on the edge of nowhere.

  • - Well, at least it isn't raining.

  • (thunder clapping)

  • (wall crumbles)

  • - SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  • I'm talking to you.

  • SpongeBob? SpongeBob!

  • Are you mad?

  • - Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

  • - Mediocre?

  • - Ha-ya!

  • - I may be down, but I'm not out.

  • - Way to go, buddy.

  • It took us three days to make that potato salad.

  • Three days!

  • - Let 'er rip, Gary.

  • (sips) Ah.

  • Ta-da!

  • Goodnight, Gary.

  • Ah, this isn't right.

  • Goodnight, Gary.

  • Wait, this isn't right either.

  • Nope.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Negative.

  • Come on, come on, get it right.

  • (inspiring orchestra music)

  • (panting)

  • (suspenseful music)

  • - I caught ya now, SpongeBob.

  • - Patrick, no!

  • There they go again, Gary.

  • I suppose I'll never join them in the sky.

  • I'll be stuck on the ground,

  • sentenced to a flightless life.

  • Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true.

  • (pants snap)

  • Back to reality.

  • Oh, okay, I'm taking them off, I'm taking them off.

  • There.

  • - Uh, lad.

  • (laughing)

  • (yells)

  • Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs.

  • I can't do it.

  • Anything but that.

  • - I understand.