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  • Golden Diamonds! I'm a Golden Diamond!

  • Yeaaaah, see you're very popular!

  • Yes.

  • So last year I made a video reading out various hate mail and oh it was so much fun wasn't it?

  • Reading out comments from people telling me they hate my face or from people holding me accountable

  • for losing the American Revolutionary War over 200 years ago

  • This english british prick lost the Revolutionary War

  • Do not trust him!

  • -From A Great American.

  • Ever since then, loads of people have been asking me to make another one.

  • Make another hate mail video, what a ridiculous idea.

  • You seem to have overlooked one rather tragic flaw

  • I don't get any hate mail these days, everyone loves this channel!

  • The Abroad in Japan channel brings joy and laughter to thousands all around the world

  • Your humor is so bad it gave me depression

  • What?!

  • Yeah well I guess it's like I always say

  • No one walks away from these videos empty handed, so..

  • You're great!

  • Heeey see?

  • But rude when it comes to respecting culture.

  • What?!

  • Come to another country, respect the culture period

  • and cut the laughter to avoid insulting anyone.

  • Thanks, asshole!

  • Well, what utter mind-fuck that was!

  • Why would you put "you're great"

  • and then spend the next 26 words

  • attacking with a nonsensical paragraph of meaningless shit?

  • Dao Pham!

  • Sounds like a bloody schizophrenic Vietnamese dictator

  • Oh Dao Pham came to our village with a promise of friendship!

  • And then suddenly he saw someone laughing, he changed his mind

  • burned down the village, shot everyone,

  • and stole all our porridge.

  • For thanking us for a great day out!

  • Dao Pham! I don't like you, I don't like your bullshit nonsensical rhetoric

  • I don't like anything you stand for.

  • But besides that.

  • I think you're great!

  • This guy is so fucking gay, why does Japan attract bottom of the barrel white guys?

  • Oh for f... come on now!

  • I like to think I'm at least middle of the barrel!

  • The reason why bottom of the barrel white guys moved to Japan is to escape life in the barrel

  • You know, no one...er...no one wants to be in a barrel!

  • I dreamt about Abroad in Japan last night.

  • We had to escape from an evil summer camp.

  • I think I've been watching too much Goosebumps.

  • Wow first I escaped a barrel, now I'm escaping an evil summer camp!

  • Two questions though:

  • One, were we successful in escaping the evil summer camp?

  • Two: Is Goosebumps still actually a thing?

  • I remember watching it back in the 90's along with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Hey Arthur!

  • God the 90's were good weren't they?

  • Hi as being a cat every time I can read/write/speak for every 10 minutes every time I hot a bong. Any meow meow meow meow meow

  • And that...

  • That is the power..

  • ..of drugs!

  • I'll move to Sendai very soon.

  • Once I move there, Chris, I will throw a pie in your face because I'm a clown.

  • Great well I don't regret telling people which city I live in.

  • More important though, why are clowns even a thing?

  • I swear nearly half of all people hate clowns and the other half are just ambivalent as to their existence.

  • I've never met anyone in my life who's gone:

  • I really like clowns! They're so funny aren't they? There's so funny and witty!" -No one in the world ever.

  • No! They're not!

  • When I'm dictator of Earth, I will have every single clown strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun

  • With the notable exception of Ronald McDonald because it's funny the way his name rhymes..Ronald Mcdonald

  • I think you are dangerously good-looking. like heart-breaking status.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Where's the punchline?

  • Wow it's possible real!

  • Dangerously good-looking

  • Like heart-breaking status!

  • Finally!

  • The comment I think we can all agree with!

  • Are there any helpful japanese vids that don't involve this asshole???

  • Sharla in Japan and Rachel&Jun, they're pretty good!

  • Oh and by the way!

  • Go Fuck Yourself!

  • Actually I've forgotten to mention, Natsuki does read your comments!

  • Really? Really?

  • Yeah, you're very popular!

  • The world needs more Natsuki

  • Wow!

  • Give me a chance!

  • Give me a chance of the world!

  • And that's another good one!

  • Oooh Natsuki is so likeable!

  • Ohhh yeahhh thank you!!

  • His eyes are friendly and accepting.

  • "Accepting?"

  • Yeaaah inviting!

  • Your eyes!

  • Inviting?

  • Yeah!

  • His aura is Golden Diamonds!

  • Golden Diamonds!!

  • Aura...Golden Diamonds!!

  • Nope!

  • I'm a Golden Diamond!!

  • Aura...

  • How many Japan YouTube bloggers are you friends with?

  • Are you friends with Mr Ryan Boundless.... bet you are.

  • You bet wrong!

  • First off, I am friends with maybe a dozen or so YouTubers in Japan, there is a good community

  • As for this Ryan Boundless character

  • People bring him up with me all the time and ask me my views

  • As he's a guy who's also made many videos about life in Japan

  • But his views about Japan are usually somewhat negative.

  • In fact that's an understatement he has an entire series of videos entitled Dream Crusher

  • Trying to put people off of coming to Japan

  • But I have had many people ask me

  • if Japan is as bad as he makes it out to be

  • and it's really started to annoy me.

  • I've sat through a few of these Dream Crusher videos and the experience was about as fun

  • as falling down the stairs into a bucket of used syringes

  • Quite honestly you could learn more about life in Japan

  • by staring at this photo of a bemused fucking donkey

  • than you will ever learn by watching one of his multimedia tirades.

  • So please just ignore them, they won't crush your dreams

  • but they will rob you of your precious time!

  • The same precious time that you'll need to make your dreams become a reality!

  • Oh and no...we're not friends!

  • You think is of funny while also out the bad! very shameful of england make me laugh, a pittance

  • -regrads

  • No idea, sometimes it could be difficult to work out if it's a compliment or an insult

  • What do you think, let us know in the comment section and together we'll solve this mystery!

  • How the hell does Chris manage to look sexy with glasses?

  • Err, like this!

  • I don't understand. Where is true intention and where is a joke.

  • It's fair enough to be honest.

  • Not even I know, sometimes where true intention is and where is joke.

  • But presumably Mr Sakamoto didn't give up because he carried on powering his way through the videos

  • Until about an hour later when he wrote this comment on a separate video saying:

  • Hate British Joke

  • But at least he gave it a good try!

  • Your hair makes me depressed...why can't mine fly so good

  • Send me a check for 50 dollars, and I'll reveal the secrets to flying hair absolutely free

  • Why do all the youtubers do some kind of video talking about their haters?

  • First off, it is a valid point, surely it's wrong to give attention to trolls and people who are just shit.

  • But I have to disagree, it's quite rewarding to take something that is bad, unpleasant, stupid

  • and converting it into something positive.

  • Namely, a video that has entertained thousands of people.

  • And in all honesty I don't think I've ever had a bad comment that has really gotten to me or affected me

  • Perhaps with the exception of being called

  • an over seas retard.

  • It's not very nice is it.

  • But I do want to say thank you to all the people who regularly leave nice comments

  • For me it's the things people write, it's the things you write that keep me motivated and keep me wanting to do this after 4 years

  • So I am truly honestly grateful

  • And it's so unfortunate that I'm so sarcastic that even when I'm trying to sound genuine it doesn't work

  • I don't know where true intention is....anymore!!

  • Oh I've ran out of coffee!

  • Well thanks for watching guys! We'll end it there, please leave your comments and questions below

  • and they'll feature in the next comment reading video, which will be soon!

  • I wanna do it more often

  • And...oh what the hell,

  • One more comment, one last comment!

  • Just go somewhere, anywhere. Get out of your silly country and expand your little mind.

  • I did, you muppet!

  • That's why I'm abroad in Japan!

  • They're real, they're real!

  • No fake??

  • No fake, you're popular!

  • Real comment?

  • In the world?

  • I say: thank you!

  • Thank you thank you! Let's enjoy...

  • ...Abroad in Japan together

  • Join me!

  • Alright you can have your cigarette now!

Golden Diamonds! I'm a Golden Diamond!

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Reading Your Ridiculous Hate-Filled Comments

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    Summer posted on 2021/05/01
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