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  • Mhm.

  • Okay.

  • No.

  • Your old mine.

  • Your sweet crabby patty.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • Initiating launch sequence crabby patty.

  • Here I come.

  • I hope I don't miss again reunited and it's gonna feel so good.

  • Yeah.

  • All right, my sweet, here it is.

  • Yeah, I'm getting a little emotional here.

  • You know, I never told anyone his secret crabby patty for me before.

  • So here goes, Yes, come on, crash.

  • Let it all out your blanket.

  • No, no, I'm not.

  • I'm cash Sheena, you're flushing fried.

  • I'm am I blushing Karen?

  • You're both liars.

  • That's not how it happened at all.

  • In those days.

  • I was just starting out as a security system.

  • Plankton and I met when he installed me.

  • It was only a third date.

  • Anyways, I recorded the whole thing in my data banks.

  • I wish I could be successful like mr crabs.

  • I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him just to know what it's like.

  • Then why don't you just use that switch lives just to know what it's like a magnifier.

  • Thinking about last Tuesday.

  • What a brilliant idea.

  • Your parents must have been like part computer or something right now.

  • Let's see.

  • No, no, nope.

  • Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say.

  • Rolling stone gathers no algae.

  • Okay.

  • Oh dear, Neptune above.

  • What happened last night?

  • Uh what's this?

  • Mr plate?

  • Do what?

  • A quaint restaurant.

  • I think I will sample their wares.

  • How weird a machine made to look like a customer spongebob.

  • Why don't you go hose out the men's room?

  • Where?

  • Pleasure sir, I'll take this one.

  • Welcome to the krusty Krab, sir, may I help you?

  • Yes, please.

  • I'd like an order of chili carl bits.

  • You sure you don't want a crabby patty?

  • No, thank you.

  • Will this cover it?

  • Sure.

  • There you go.

  • A good day.

  • I was sure it was one of plankton is tricks.

  • Well at least his money's good.

  • A trailer pennies.

  • I've done it.

  • Nothing could stop me now.

  • My google gas will transform crabs into a tiny helpless it.

  • Ben, the key to the krusty Krab.

  • This was easier than I hoped.

  • He's a little bigger than I imagined.

  • But what's this dan drift?

  • I've got dandruff.

  • You sure?

  • Do see?

  • Oh my uh you a couple of studs like you can't go around like this.

  • Lucky for you dr Plankton come prepared with Plankton is dandruff control shampoo.

  • A little of this stuff and the ladies will be breaking down your door.

  • Sign us up.

  • Professor Wise decision gentlemen.

  • Hey, what do we have here?

  • You fellas, look a little peek it mm.

  • This shouldn't be.

  • I wonder say this isn't.

  • Professor Plankton is dandruff control shampoo.

  • It's Professor Plankton.

  • Mind control shampoo with conditioner.

  • You can't stand the kids crabs, huh?

  • Blood then don't tell crabs.

  • Poor guy.

  • The ice is really getting to him.

  • We gotta bust him out quick.

  • I'm gonna sit on him.

  • Patrick.

  • No, he's very fragile, scraps a simulacra.

  • Daddy, please.

  • Language, nah, silly.

  • I'm saying Plankton said a robotic dummy in his dead.

  • That's right.

  • My selfish husband remains in warm sunny bikini bottom while I freeze my sauder off in this bitter tundra.

  • In fact this whole race was a plot devised by Plankton with the entire town distracted.

  • He's free to pursue the grand daddy formula undetected.

  • And now for my very elaborate and college educated plan.

  • Uh huh.

  • Yeah.

  • Now it's time for a little wakey uppy morning already.

  • Yeah.

  • I feel a little funny today.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I have you now dad, you see how much easier is when you help friend?

  • How do you like my analyzed it tells the ingredients of whatever I put into it, seaweed, 50% c 50% meat finished spongebob.

  • Come in here should I say robot bob sponge chef pants.

  • I put the brain in the robot you know you shouldn't have been a spoiled brat.

  • You see I always get what I want and I want you to make me a crabby patty response.

  • Why don't you ask me later?

  • What what what?

  • Ouch.

  • And now for the final touch.

  • Perfect with this disguise.

  • That formulas as good as mine.

  • Uh huh.

  • Mhm mm.

  • No guess how could you do this spongebob giving me secret formula to this impostor.

  • Don't listen to him Spongebob.

  • Remember ravioli ravioli give me the formula?

  • Holy spongebob no don't listen to him I'm the real mr crabs.

  • Don't listen to him.

  • He's obviously a robot.

  • Well if I was a robot which I'm not at least I'm well put together that some rusted out steam different pilot job.

  • Oh Karen, now what could you come here for a moment?

  • Yeah.

  • What do you want?

  • Fish?

  • You're uhh screen on this.

  • Yeah, yeah, that's my replacement.

  • It's a toaster that my dear is a.

  • T.

  • 1 19 A.

  • Comp U.

  • Matic the finest of its kind.

  • Good morning sir.

  • Good morning to you.

  • 1 19 A.

  • Yeah, they're supposed to do that.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife.

  • Karen to Karen to I've been replaced.

  • I'm afraid so.

  • But can you blame me?

  • She's got triple the processing all the latest software and a sleep space age design, the whole package.

  • I can't believe this.

  • After all I've done for you, you dumped me for this cheap pile of plastic.

  • Well, I had to cut cost somewhere.

  • Who are you calling cheap?

  • At least I don't trust you know.

  • You're gonna wish you deleted that comment.

  • Hey, come on babe.

  • Don't take it so hard.

  • You'll find love again.

  • Maybe you'll meet a nice adding machine.

  • Oh that does it.

  • Oh why did I program her with a jealousy schedule?

  • And and why did I outfit her with a molecular re arranger ray?

  • Let's see now all I need to do is invent ghost extracting machine.

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • Look like I just saw a ghost.

Mhm.

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