Can I sing it for you?

Sure.

*sings out of tune "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"*

How did that sound?

You've improved.

Sounded great.

*out of tune violin playing*

What are you—what are you trying to play?

I'm trying to play Scheherazade, but I...

I don't know... *out of tune playing*

*sigh*

What's the first note again?

It starts on an E.

*plays Scheherazade in tune*

*plays Tchaikovsky's 1812 in E major*

Uhhh, no no, wait.

It's E flat major.

*plays wrong notes*

No no. *tch*

*slowed down violin playing*

*plays correct notes*

*makes mistake*

F!

*Plays Sibelius Violin Concerto with incorrect harmony*

You...you play the melody.

- You play the melody. - Ok.

*Sibelius Violin Concerto with correct harmony*

*plays score on Sibelius*

*sings corrected melody*

*searching correct pitch*

*plays score with corrected pitch*

Let's just practice your aural listening skills.

Try to match this note.

*sings F sharp*

*sings incorrect notes*

Alright, listen.

Listen and try to hear, okay?

*sings F sharp*

*sings incorrect notes*

Okay, it's a bit too high now, so make sure your ears are listening, okay?

*sings F sharp*

*sings an even higher incorrect note*

Nice......you unintentionally harmonised.

By a fourth!

You're a genius!

*tuning violin*

*continues tuning*

Close enough.

*out of tune playing*

Hey, can we just check our intonation?

It's a bit...I think you might be playing a little bit sharp?

No I'm not!

No let's just do it again, just do it again.

Okay.

*out of tune playing* Stop, it's that!

Stop.

That, 'kay? Check that D.

You see that D? *plays out of tune D*

It sounds the same.

*continues playing out of tune D*

*rage scream*