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Drive, boy! Drive!
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Mayday, mayday!
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You're off course!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Oh...
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I feel so serene now that I'm away
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from that homicidal maniac SpongeBob.
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[gasping]
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The brake, son!
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Aye, aye, Sir!
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Here you go, Sir.
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All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.
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I'm gonna stop this thing.
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Tell my wife I love her!
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Come get some!
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Man down! Man down!
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Oh, excuse me. Sorry!
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Hey, SpongeBob!
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Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.
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I can't see! I can't see!
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My pants!
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Hey! I can't see!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Did I pass?
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Well, if there was
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a "destroy the city" part of the test,
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you would have.
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The nerve of some people.
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Hey, look, Mr. Krabs! I'm actually driving!
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Good job, boy!
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Phew.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.
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[laughing nervously]
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Now, this driver with no regard for safety.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Well, at least he had his seat belt on.
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[screaming]
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Adjusting your mirrors.
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What's our boat smarts boater up to now?
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You guessed it.
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He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating,
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unlike this degenerate boater.
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[screaming]
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Ah, perfect.
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Hey, use your mirrors, fool!
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Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet.
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Ah! Can't see!
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Ah!
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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Ow.
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Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts
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always pays attention to his surroundings
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and avoids distractions.
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Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road.
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And here we have the epitome of a driver
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who is carelessly distracting himself
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from the road and safety.
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[honking]
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[honking]
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Ah! Jerk!
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Hi there!
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Help! Lunatic driver!
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- [screaming] - How's it going?
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[screaming]
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- I can't feel my hair. - My leg!
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SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts
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shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law.
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La-la-la-la!
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Wee!
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Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!
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[laughing]
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Never mind.
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I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff!
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I can do it! I can do it!
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The driving test is over, SpongeBob.
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Stop the boat!
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Wait! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do this!
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[Mrs. Puff] Oh!
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The road, SpongeBob! Get back on the road!
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Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass!
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[screaming]
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Hey, what do you got against the melons?
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Look out!
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This must be the night driving part of the test.
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[sirens]
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Hey, look at all those police!
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I wonder if the president's in town.
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Look out!
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[screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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Where did I go wrong?!