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  • [screaming]

  • [screaming continues]

  • Hey, a splinter!

  • Okay, well, it's been nice knowing you,

  • but you have got to go.

  • Now.

  • Okay, out we go.

  • Well, that kind of hurts. Come on!

  • Oh, that really hurts.

  • Oh, barnacles, this hurts!

  • [panting in pain]

  • Conch-shelled manatees, this is painful!

  • [panting]

  • [crying]

  • Okay, you're tough, you're smart,

  • and you're charming,

  • but you are still no match for me!

  • Look! A bald eagle with a mustache!

  • SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?

  • Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled.

  • Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?

  • I know you stole my clarinet!

  • Tell me... where... it... is!

  • I... don't... know!

  • [laughing]

  • Never mind! Maybe it won't show up on camera.

  • Here, help me move this sofa.

  • You got it, Squiddy. Where are we moving her to?

  • Hang on, I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.

  • Now don't move it till I say--

  • [screaming]

  • Okay, it's on my foot. Now don't--

  • [screaming]

  • Okay.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming] Ow!

  • SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I say--

  • [screaming]

  • - Why do you keep moving it? - 'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"

  • Why... [mumbling]

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, Pruny wants to play.

  • Nice old lady.

  • [grunting]

  • [maniacal laughter]

  • [laughing]

  • - [buzzing] - [laughing]

  • [spits]

  • Oh! Stupid jellyfish! Beat it!

  • Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [explosion]

  • [Squidward] Ah-ow.

  • Now, don't hold back, SpongeBob. Just really let me have it.

  • Just remember, Squidward,

  • this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

  • Uh, okay, just let me just memorize--

  • Ah! Hey, I wasn't ready!

  • Would you mind waiting till I--

  • Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

  • Nope. Still too handsome.

  • It's still not working.

  • Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

  • Spo... Hang on a sec--

  • Let me--

  • [groaning]

  • Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

  • [humming]

  • Gotcha.

  • Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and...

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • Grrr!

  • A little mind-numbing television

  • ought to help me forget about that stupid machine.

  • [alarm buzzing, laughter]

  • [screaming]

  • Come back, Squidward! Don't do this!

  • Will you stop shaking it?!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • No! No! No!

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • [screaming]

  • [bell rings]

  • [grunting]

  • [students screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • I won't let you do it, Plankton!

  • If you're going to pave over jellyfish fields,

  • you're going to have to pave over me first.

  • Ooh! Your wish is my command, sponge!

  • [revving]

  • Is that all you got?

  • Do you hear me?!

  • Holy fish paste!

  • Get it off me! Get it off me!

  • [panting]

  • Don't you know how to work that thing?

  • Uh... I can do it.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [gargling]

  • [screaming intermittently]

  • Stop!

  • I've got an idea.

  • Let's call Mermaid Man and--

  • No! I can't let you do that!

  • Oh, thanks, pal.

  • [screaming]

  • Oh! Squidward!

  • Squidward!

  • Are you okay?

  • Please, just get away from me.

  • [customer] Uh, excuse me?

  • Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign.

  • Now, this driver with no regard for safety.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Well, at least he had his seat belt on.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • That tickles.

  • Good catch!

  • - Oh! I'm a... - Helicopter!

  • [whistling]

  • [SpongeBob] Whoa!

  • [cheering]

  • [whistling]

  • [SpongeBob giggling]

  • [Patrick laughing]

  • [laughing]

[screaming]

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