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  • [laughing]

  • Another day, another migraine.

  • Ah! What the...?

  • What are you doing?!

  • [screaming]

  • Fire!

  • Whoa! Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood!

  • We've got to turn this thing off!

  • This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot.

  • Hmm, where to look...

  • Hmm, this off button seem suspicious.

  • We did it, Patrick!

  • President Squidward...

  • No, no. Don't say anything more.

  • [laughing]

  • This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

  • Uh, OK, let me just memorize--

  • Ah!

  • Hey, I wasn't ready!

  • Would you mind waiting till I--

  • Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

  • Nope, still too handsome.

  • It's still not working.

  • Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

  • Ah, hang on a sec--

  • Let me--

  • [groaning]

  • Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

  • [cheering]

  • And the crowd is in a frenzy!

  • Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess,

  • now you have to get me out again!

  • I know, Squidward!

  • I'll think of something!

  • I just need... I just...

  • [wood breaking]

  • [in slow-mo] Got me into...

  • Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!

  • Huh?

  • [panting]

  • [screaming]

  • Squidward...

  • SpongeBob...?

  • You're back!

  • Oh, Squidward! I love you no matter how many times we smash your face!

  • I almost wish that meant something.

  • Everyone be-eth a critic.

  • [hammering]

  • Squidward?

  • That ougtha hold him.

  • [laughing]

  • [chuckling]

  • Huh?

  • SpongeBob! Why, you little...!

  • [laughing]

  • Hmm, a Krabby Patty.

  • [sniffs]

  • Ow!

  • - Squidward! - So long, SpongeLoser!

  • [laughing] Ow!

  • [laughing]

  • Ha-ha!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [Squidward groaning]

  • [groaning]

  • [laughing]

  • I got you now, SpongeBob!

  • What did you idiots do?

  • Squidward, what are you doing in there? You were supposed to keep watch.

  • Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too!

  • I didn't do it! You blockheads woke...

  • the... worm.

  • [screaming]

  • Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius.

  • Ouch. What the...? Hey, I needed a wooden spoon.

  • I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket.

  • And now for the mattress.

  • [biting]

  • I should've guessed.

  • [screaming]

  • Give me that cologne.

  • Now get in there!

  • Happy Halloween, Squidward!

  • I'm not going to get hurt this time.

  • What the...? Isn't that Mr. Krabs?

  • [screaming]

  • [growling]

  • The guard worm doesn't look very happy.

  • Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!

  • [sniffing]

  • It's... me money!

  • [whimpering]

  • Oh, money. I promise I'll never leave you alone again!

  • - Hey, Mr. Krabs! - [barking]

  • - Ah! Mr. Krabs, it's us! - Trick or treat.

  • Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I didn't recognize you.

  • Say, why are you two dressed as meat?

  • Not just meat, we're choice cuts! Right, Squidward?

  • Oh, I give up.

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • Get away!

  • [laughing]

[laughing]

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