Name: Biden Planning 2024 Presidential Run, Georgia’s Voter Suppression | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-03-27T18:25:23.000Z
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Thank you so much. Let's get to the news.

about President Biden's first press conference

I mean, his dog Major didn't eat anyone's face.

One of the big moments from the press conference was

when Biden said he expects to run for reelection in 2024.

"First he puts me in charge of the border crisis.

Listen, I'm not picking sides, or anything,

but if it's eight years of falling up airplane stairs

because Biden didn't call on them for a question.

That's right, Fox is mad that they were left out.

It's kind of like your bully being offended

that he's not invited to your birthday party.

"But I just give you a wedgie this morning."

But Fox News had a lot of very fair questions ready to go.

Yesterday, Georgia Republicans built a time machine

as a collection of voter suppression tactics.

The new law goes so far as to bar volunteers

to voters standing in lines, lines which are much more likely

-Yeah, the state of Georgia just passed a new law

that restricts voting, so let's just say the law is so racist,

it already has its own warning label on Disney+.

When you heard about the law, Vladimir Putin was like --

Teach a man to rig, he will rig for a lifetime.

A lot of people are pointing out how Georgia's governor

signed the bill into law while he was surrounded

They're basically set up like bowling pins

You know, the captain's friends are still like,

In fact, stay off of everything but this phone call, yeah.

Meanwhile, every 15 minutes, the captain's wife is like,

You can't fit. You can't fit in the thing.

First, they tried freeing the ship with a bulldozer.

Can we take a look at that picture again?

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