Name: Tariq’s Irk List: "I Could Care Less," New R&B Ad-Libs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Uploaded: 2021-03-26T18:15:08.000Z
Duration: 6 min 43 s
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-Well, hey, guys, it is March, late March,

and that means that it's time for people to --

-No, I'm just, you know, thinking of some new entries

-Come on, man. You know, it's a list that I keep

You know I haven't been eating meat, girl. I'm weak."

-So, she says she thinks she heard a ghost.

Now, no disrespect to people who believe in the supernatural --

I definitely believe energy just transfers and never dies.

But I don't really buy into the concept of the traditional,

mischievous, "boo," Scooby-Doo variety of ghosts, Jimmy.

I go, "Child, there's no way ghosts exist."

which at this point, is pretty much all she ever says to me.

I produce proof to support anything I ever said --

complete this CAPTCHA screen, identify all the fire hydrants,

stop lights, and bridges. It's a bit much.

And she goes, "Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

And then I tell her, "Because I'm kidding."

It's actually because I know way too many vengeful,

that would have come back a long time ago to haunt somebody,

It takes one to know one, and I'm that type of person, Jimmy.

I'm still mad at you for something you said to me

So, I'm up now. I can't get back to sleep.

Instinctively, she immediately does something that irks me,

because for her not to do so would be too much like right.

And she goes, "It's 3:00 a.m. in the morning."

And that's like nails on a chalkboard for me,

is already indicative of it being in the morning.

We didn't need both. It's one or the other.

So consider yourself irk-listed. -Okay, alright, yeah, okay.

-I mean, at this point, she basically has a high score.

So I go, hey, I'm going to try and get some work done.

And she's all, "This is a personal problem.

And it irks me that we're cool as a society

that it means we actually could not care less.

and use the word couldn't, but we just can't be bothered

with the business of adding that one apostrophe "nt"

So, like, I'm a little angry, just a little bit,

you know what I mean? I'm not "angry" angry.

-Have I ever -- Have I ever taken irked shower?

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Tariq’s Irk List: "I Could Care Less," New R&B Ad-Libs | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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