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  • -Guys, it is time for our latest installment

  • of "Tonight Show Polls."

  • Here we go.

  • -♪ "Tonight Show Polls" ♪

  • -Now, this first poll asks,

  • "How many books have you read in quarantine?"

  • 10% said two.

  • 20% said one.

  • 70% said, "I watched 'Lupin' with subtitles,

  • does that count?"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Lupin."

  • This next poll asks,

  • "What is the worst trip you've ever taken?"

  • 50% said a family trip.

  • 49% said a work retreat.

  • And President Biden said walking up the stairs of Air Force One.

  • What is he --

  • Whoa. Hey, there --

  • -Hey!

  • Hey, there!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hey!

  • -I love it.

  • This next poll asks,

  • "How much weight have you gained this past year?"

  • [ Audience groaning ] 45% said a little bit.

  • 35% said a lot.

  • 20% said, "Have you seen the Zack Snyder cut

  • of 'Justice League'? Now imagine that in fat."

  • That's --

  • That's a nice way of putting it.

  • This next one asks, "Which vaccine are you hoping to get?"

  • 34% said Pfizer.

  • 36% said Moderna.

  • 20% said Modfizer.

  • 10% said Novavovatrexamine & Johnson.

  • Oh, I didn't even know about that one.

  • [ Applause ]

  • This next poll asks, "Do you shower in the morning

  • or at night?"

  • 80% said the morning.

  • 18% at night.

  • 2% said the top half in the morning

  • and the bottom half at night.

  • -Wow.

  • -What?

  • [ Applause ]

  • -Got to be fresh. -Who's doing these polls?

  • This next poll asks, "How are your boss' Zoom meetings?"

  • 40% said they could be better.

  • 20% said they're awful.

  • 40% said, "Haha what?! They're great.

  • Okay, now I'm muted?

  • Yes, they're terrible, please help."

  • [ Applause ]

  • This next poll asks, "What is your favorite punctuation?"

  • 35% said exclamation points!

  • 30% said question marks?

  • 25% said ellipses...maybe...

  • 10% said periods. Period.

  • [ Applause ]

  • Interesting poll.

  • This last poll asks,

  • "Where do you spend the most time on the Internet?"

  • 2% said Facebook.

  • 2% said TikTok.

  • 96% said vaccinefinder.org.

  • That's all the time we have for "Tonight Show Polls."

-Guys, it is time for our latest installment

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/03/24
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