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  • top story For the next month, President Biden has tripped up the stairs of Air Force One, violating his oath to preserve, protect, defend and not fall on his stupid face.

  • Hot Take has exclusively obtained the video with sound Oh my God, my brains coming out of my nose.

  • Also, my wife is not a real doctor.

  • As of airtime, President Biden is still tumbling around inside.

  • Air Force One.

  • Consequently, hot take can now project that Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election.

  • We can only hope that the parts of Biden's brain, responsible for pathetic concession calls are still functioning.

  • Joining us now is Democratic Congressman Jason Crow of Colorado.

  • What's shaken, Congressman.

  • Hi, Tyler.

  • It's good to be with you.

  • I think I hope.

  • Who knows?

  • Now that Trump has been elected president 2024 Do you hope you will reach across the aisle and work with you and your fellow Democrats?

  • I'm I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

  • Donald Trump will not be elected in 2024 but you know, I admire your optimism.

  • They say Biden fell while going upwards.

  • How is that possible?

  • Unless he's a demon with our president in such a weakened state, we should completely shut down any discussion of removing our troops from Kabul.

  • Absolutely.

  • For comparison.

  • By the way, here's tape of Stairmaster.

  • General President Trump flawlessly demonstrating how to navigate stairs.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Oh, look at me.

  • Is a stallion everywhere in a jet pack?

  • Here to comment on Biden Tripping is associate professor of neurology at Harvard Medical School.

  • Doctor, my tray Mazumdar.

  • Thank you for joining us, Doctor.

  • Thank you for having me, Tyler.

  • I, too, am a doctor.

  • Ever since I blacked out on Schlitz and Army crawled across the graduation ceremony at Johns Hopkins Medical School.

  • Now, I don't want to get too technical, but do you recommend Biden's Cabinet immediately activate the 25th Amendment and remove him from office?

  • Or can he govern with his spinal cord detached?

  • Yeah.

  • You know, I think people trip all the time.

  • Please just say Biden is unfit.

  • Yeah, I won't say that.

  • Please.

  • Yeah, I won't say that.

  • No, Dammit, dammit!

  • Thank you for joining us, Doctor.

  • If you want to learn more about medicine, please be sure to check out the Harvard School and moving on covid infected super immigrants are poring over our borders, bringing us to a new segment.

  • Border in Beijing, America under attack, not xenophobic.

  • It says it right there in the title.

  • So we're good.

  • 4000 immigrants are arriving at the southern border every day.

  • Unprecedented.

  • If you just look at this one part on the right.

  • Last week, my colleagues at the establishment take the show from the southern border.

  • The following Sunday.

  • The dead eyed Nielsen score addicts at ABC News is this week completely copied them.

  • Listen, rad.

  • It's only one news network can be so bankrupted.

  • Exploits Children fleeing their homes for a better life for a ratings cash grab.

  • And that's us Congressman.

  • Border crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis prove me wrong.

  • Well, I mean, this is undoubtedly a terrible situation for these Children, these unaccompanied minors.

  • The differences is we actually now have a president who is in office that cares about these folks who wants to do the right thing that wants to secure the border.

  • But do it in a compassionate way, and I'll actually do so in a way that's consistent with our values.

  • American covid fake foreign covid real and bad.

  • Exactly.

  • Thank you, Susan.

  • Personally, I'm glad the news media is hyper focused on this catastrophe.

  • It may just normalized.

  • Tucker Carlson Enough to guest host Jeopardy.

  • What's that?

  • We have breaking news, Trump said something we're being told.

  • The thing that he said was on a podcast.

  • Details are still sketchy.

  • This is the difficulty of reporting in the fog of war, but we believe it was on the truth with Lisa Booth.

  • Obviously, that's not the name of the podcast.

  • It's just too stupid.

  • But let's listen in.

  • You take a look at some of the coverage and some of the travesty that's taking place on the border, and the coverage is not commensurate its coverage so little.

  • It's amazing, and it's a massive story because it's going to destroy our country.

  • He's right.

  • Wall to wall coverage is not enough because it means the coverage is stopping at walls.

  • I hereby call in the Army Corps of Engineers to bulldoze the very limits of consciousness itself so we can cover this in multiple dimensions.

  • Of course, this is personal for Trump.

  • Since the covid infected migrants have hit the struggling border community of March, a Lago, which is partially shut down due to a covid outbreak.

  • The living conditions at Mar a Lago are completely inhumane.

  • The rooms are covered in pills and feces.

  • People are sleeping on the floor because they're too drunk to balance on a mattress, and there's no transparency.

  • We need more journalists in those rooms, but they're stuck on restaurant toilets because to save money, Trump runs the crab freezer at half power.

  • Congressman, do you think Biden is going to start turning away minors at the border of Rudy Giuliani's Mara Lago penthouse?

  • Well, you know, as you all have just recognized, you know, this isn't an issue for Donald Trump or a crisis for Donald Trump until it impacts him personally or in the wallet Chief shot.

  • You know, Trump can't carry a wallet, since he keeps losing them in his potato sacks sized pockets and moving on.

  • Florida governor with a body like a Minecraft character, Ron De Santis is being praised by himself for his bold leadership of flinging human life into the slurping maw of capitalism.

  • I came in many months ago and said every Floridian has a right to work, and every business has a right to be open.

  • Every business apparently included the Miami Beach SWAT team, which rolled in this week with armored vehicles and fired pepper balls into a crowd of predominantly spring breakers of color.

  • This strike force had the approval of Governor Freedom Rond de Santis.

  • Since the Miami Beach mayor's office tells Hot, Take that.

  • Florida Highway Patrol provided assistance along our causeways Friday through Sunday.

  • Congressman, should we show humility and surrender this complicated policing to a state of the art racist, curfew enforcing Drone Army?

  • Who could possibly be surprised by the fact that the Santas opens up the state, disregards public health guidelines, disregard science?

  • And now they're having problems dealing with this at the local level?

  • I mean, the city of Miami didn't ask for the governor to open up the state in the way that he did and put them in a very difficult position.

  • And actually, a lot of the mayor's in Florida are pushing back on this, saying that this was the wrong thing to do.

  • If we can't actively oppress our citizens, then how the hell are we going to find out about all the cool new stuff that the police officers have.

  • Exactly.

  • That's why, by the power vested in me, by being on television, I'm announcing a nationwide arbitrary curfew in five minutes because of covid or whatever.

  • Susan, this is an emergency.

  • So let's get that broadcast tone.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Mm.

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