A PROLONGED PANDEMIC, MORE PROLONGED THAN IT ALREADY IS.

POLICE STRUGGLED OVER THE WEEKEND TO CLEAR THE STREETS OF

MOSTLY MASKLESS SPRING BREAKERS AMID AN 8:00 P.M. CURFEW.

NOW, THIS CURFEW IS PART OF A

STATE OF EMERGENCY WHICH HAS BEEN EXTENDED FOR UP TO THREE

WEEKS.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOUTH BEACH HAS BEEN SOUTH BREACHED.

INSTEAD OF COVID SHOTS, THESE FOLKS ARE GOING TO GET -- MUG

SHOTS.

SPRING BREAK IN MIAMI, MORE LIKE HEARTBREAK IN THE SLAMMY.

SHOULDN'T THE STATE CONSIDER SOME SORT OF LOCKDOWN?

>> TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE DOING ANY TYPE OF LOCKDOWN, HONESTLY, IT'S

INSANE, AND, SO, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE STATE OF

FLORIDA.

>> RON DeSANTIS SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO WRONG DECISION-TIST.

OKAY.

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