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  • O-One million shiny pieces of s-s-silver coins.

  • Ahoy there, Krusty Krab. How can I help you?

  • Pizza? Of course we have pizza!

  • [screaming]

  • But I've been taking 'em to the cleaners every Thursday night for 15 years.

  • I never lose.

  • [laughing]

  • How much is this gonna cost me?

  • Actually, I won't charge a dime unless we win.

  • In fact, I think we should countersue for everything Plankton owes.

  • Does that happen a lot?

  • No, they're usually silver.

  • Ooh, a limousine.

  • There she is.

  • Oh, I can just smell the money already.

  • I need to know how Plankton makes his chum. Ooh.

  • That's it, boy-o.

  • This thing's as good as a blank check

  • direct from the First National Bank of Santa Claus.

  • [whistling]

  • Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his work time with those flourishes.

  • But, boy, does that boy-o have talent.

  • Ding!

  • Sold!

  • [belching]

  • Hey, mind if I take a crack at the ship bottle thing?!

  • Knock yourself out.

  • Ooh.

  • That prize money is as good as mine!

  • [laughing]

  • $100?! But this can't possibly be correct!

  • Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

  • This is your bill.

  • [screaming]

  • $1.75.

  • Automated cash register?

  • Noo!

  • Let's all go to SpongeBob's Place SpongeBob's Place

  • [growling]

  • Whoa!

  • We accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula

  • and Plankton found it! We tried to steal it back but we failed!

  • You did what?!

  • Plankton stole me formuler?!

  • [screaming]

  • Well, gee, Mr. Krabs. If you want Old Man Jenkins to leave,

  • why not just try asking him nicely?

  • I think you oughta be the one to ask him nicely.

  • [grunting]

  • Oh, hi. I'm SpongeBob,

  • and I love you but will you go home please?

  • [giggling]

  • I'm Old Man Jenkins.

  • And I'm a jerk who likes to cost Mr. Krabs money.

  • Turn up the heat!

  • [mumbling]

  • Thank you!

  • This machine here is where we destroy old money

  • by means of shredding.

  • Pretty neat, huh boy? This is where they...

  • destroy money?! No! Why?! Why?!

  • [crying]

  • Ah, it's okay, sir. I'm sure that--

  • [crying]

  • Mr. Krabs, it's just a stupid dollar.

  • [crying]

  • For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up.

  • [crying]

  • Mr. Krabs...

  • [crying]

  • Mr. Krabs...

  • [crying]

  • Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs!

  • Huh?

  • Oh, not Old Man Jenkins!

  • [crying]

  • At first, we didn't know what to do with all the money.

  • - We tried burying it... - Uh!

  • - shredding it... - Ah!

  • and burning it.

  • [screaming]

  • Uh-oh!

  • I thought this might happen.

  • - Thanks, SpongeBob. - Anytime, sir.

  • We had an agreement, boy!

  • You ain't supposed to spend any of me money!

  • But you said--

  • - Here I come!

  • For you, Mrs. Puff.

  • You're a very sweet man, Mr. Krabs.

  • Awe.

  • [screaming]

  • No, don't eat the patties!

  • Huh?

  • [mumbling]

  • Ooh.

  • [screaming]

  • [mumbling]

  • Later boss, see ya tomorrow.

  • Hey!

  • SpongeBob, what's the meaning of all these nicknames?!

  • David H. Jones!

  • Mystery got a belly-ache from eating Krabby Patties.

  • [mumbling]

  • You can never have too much sponge.

  • What you doing there, Patrick?

  • Standing around out here all day.

  • We always take our trips together

  • to keep an eye on each other.

  • Waiting for that blasted Plankton!

  • [everyone] - Ah!

  • Uh.

  • Starting to see things. Haha.

  • [laughing]

  • [mumbling]

  • Where's my ice cream? Where--

  • Oh, well, there it is.

  • It's made from wishes and love.

  • [belching]

  • [laughing]

  • Blah. It's too sweet.

  • [everyone] No!

  • Ah, look, it's the X.

  • X marks the spot!

  • Can you do this?

  • [everyone] Duh... duh... duh.

  • Well, there was some confusion on what body parts went where.

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, what's all the screaming out there?

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [mumbling]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Okay, enough.

O-One million shiny pieces of s-s-silver coins.

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