Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Yeah, yeah, for Lance. Mhm. Oh, I've got to save the princess. Hey, where's the Bowser? He's usually in here. What was that? Sounded like it came from over here to Princess Todd. I'm gonna I'm an orange. What did you do with the princess and Toad? Toad? Is that like a frog? No, it's more like, you know, mushroom. I know him. He's a fun guy. All right. Now for the funny stuff. Are you ready to a fight? Not really. I'm kind of hungry. Well, then, try on. No wonder my spicy meatballs meatballs more like you're throwing boogers. Stop throwing boogers. Mr Pick and Flick is not a burger and I'm not Mr Pick and Flick. I'm a super Mario Spaghettios. I love Spaghettios. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's a super Mario, not spaghetti. Oh! Oh! What do you mean? Uh oh! SpaghettiOs! Alright, Fireball. Hey, SpaghettiOs, Use a Kleenex already. Geez, you know, good to bit orange. Two bit. I'm at least eight bits. Alright, daughter. Making me take my gloves off. I can get a really mean it when I want to. Just to ask my brother Luigi. Did you say linguini? Your old families made of pasta. You have a sister named ravioli. Oh, tell me where the princess is or else Or else what? Shell shell. What do you were talking about? Your crazy orange turtle shell? Oh, whoa! Spaghettios is bite sized. Okay. He was shrunk me. You like a big orange, Ulrika Mirandes. Don't worry. Bite size Spaghettios. It could be worse. Could be worse. No, I never find the princess. How could it possibly be worse? Bullet? What bullet? Oh, super Mario were like stupid Mario, Right, guys, I defeated Bowser and saved you guys hours ago. Yeah, if I defeated Bowser. You mean you annoy the living crap out of him until I just got angry and left? Whatever, Princess Apple. That speech. Thank you very much. Here, an apple. Oh, hey, you guys are still here. I told you already. Get out of my dungeon. Your freeloaders? Uh huh. Mhm. Grapefruit Help! Wait. You actually want me to help you? Well, you're the only one here besides Donkey Kong. So they're not my passion, Booby. I'm on the way to your imminent rescue so you can kiss me. Yeah, I never said I'd kiss you. Okay? just trying to get up here and mhm do a little too round to be climbing that ladder. No, I got it. Oh, grapefruit. I think you might want to get Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. How's about that kiss? Oh, not exactly what I had in mind, but I'll take it. Good God. Go. Fuck! Missed. Thanks again. Thing you're killing is time, miss again. It still looks like you're drawing a blank. I'm gonna get you. Come on. No, no, no. Uh, Get back. Hey! Hey, Andy. Trigger bigger Still you Hey, I'm gonna totally shoot you. Hey! What? Duck, huh? Whoa! Now that was full. Uh huh. I'm juicy and I know it. I'm juicy and I know it. Bob, Uh, I'm a little squirt a little Squirt me. Whoa! Oh, jeez. Looks like Mario is on a crash diet. Oh, my Wow, it is. Yeah. Hey, guys, don't worry. I'm here to see oh doing Whoa! That was a spicy seen. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those blind Cooper Trooper hot wings for lunch, So dare enter my castle. It's a me, Mario. You're not Mario. I know Mario. Well, he does my plumbing. Okay, fine. I'm not Mario. No need to be such a party, Cooper. Uh, seriously, though, you should get a new plumber. Your pipes are clogged with all sorts of stuff. Flowers, Underwater world. Didn't anybody ever tell you not to flush entire underwater world down your pipes? Oh, that laugh is like nails on a chalkboard. You must be that annoying orange everybody's been going on about. I assume you're here to save your little girlfriend. Oh, I knew it. You kidnapped passion. Passion. Don't worry. I'm coming for you. How adorable. Little orange is in walls. Give it up, Orange. Everyone could totally tell you're in love with passion. We're just friends. Sure. Platonic friends track through eight entire mushroom kingdom worlds to save each other all the time. Who ends the wedding? Oh, what's the matter? Annoying orange. You're looking a little annoying Red now. Then allow me to properly introduce myself before I kill you. I am Bowser King Bowser. Because that's a weird name in the annoying orange is somehow better. Hey, I'm not annoying. I'm a Mario. I tell me. Then what name would be less weird for me to have now? Something like Leonardo Raphael Donatello Mike, We're right. Do you think I'm a turtle? Duh. I mean, you look just like a turtle, wouldn't you? A green Oh. Does a turtle rule an entire mushroom conduct? Does a turtle have super scary spikes? Can eternal to this way, you can breathe fire. That's a shell of a trick. I just told you I'm not eternal. OK? Yeah, I get it. No need to stab at me. I Was that a snapping turtle joke? You're getting it just now. Even for a turtle. You're pretty slow. Oh, no need to be so fiery. Oh, I get it. You really hammered your point home. Oh, you're so annoying. What do I have to do to get rid of you? Easy. Just say gallop guy. I will not say that I am not an edge eternal. I am not eternal of any car. So you're not gonna say it? No. You sheriff? Yes. So you're not gonna say it correct? Not even once. No. Okay. Okay, I get it. Wait. What was that? You weren't gonna say again? Cal A bunga. I make you say it. No, I didn't mean it. Well, that was super classic Dare I say super nes classic. Oh, but I'm an orange in my word you said Cal a bunga. So now I'll be on my way, just like you asked me to. Oh, um, are you going to fall into the lava now or what? Yeah, it'll happen in a sec. I hang here for a beat for dramatic effect before I will go. Well, that looks painful. Yells, er Bowser. Hey, quiet yoke. You're dead. Well, now the same passion and thank you, Orange. But passion is in another castle. Another castle. How many of these things are there? Well, I guess I'll have to keep looking for her. Hey, you mind if I take along my brother Not stay kids. Now hearing is super creepy, Castle. Sure you can come. You seem like a fun guy. Get it, Fun guy. Yeah, I'm sick of that. I think I'll stay here. Hey! Hey, Zelda. Not this again. Zelda! Hey, Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! My name is not Zelda. Then why did you answer to it? I For decades now people have been calling me Zelda by mistake. I'm not Zelda. I'm Link Link. What kind of weird name is that? If I were you, I'd be taking to have people call me Zelda. I don't have time for this. I have a kingdom to save. What the Well, Well, well. Looky What I got here are are very funny. May I have it back now? Sure. Thanks, Zelda. My name is not Zelda. Okay? Zelda is a girl's name. Do I look like a girl to you know, I'm sorry. I know what it's like to have an embarrassing name. My parents named me after a colour. Yeah, they obviously named you after the food. Now, if you don't give me that key back right this instant, I'll be forced to use this. Go ahead. Take a stab. Fine by me again. Finally. What a relief To be rid of that guy. Now the key must be inside one of these pots. Not in that one. Not that one. Not that one either. Are you kidding me? No. Catch me if you can play Mine Are over here. I meant over here, man. You're really bad at the Zelda. Are I? Give up.