I thought it would be fun to do another installment

of "Ask the Fallons."

This where my wife Nancy and I

answer questions that you guys send in.

It could be about us or the kids or life or anything.

So here's another "Ask the Fallons."

-♪ Ask the Fallons, Ask the Fallons ♪

-Okay. Well, we're back.

-Yeah. -It's been one year. [ Laughs ]

-It's been a year. -I thought I was out.

[ Laughs ]

I totally did my civic showbiz duty.

-Honey. -And yet here I am again.

-Did I publicly thank you?

-A year later in the same coat. -I don't know if I did.

-Alright, we have a bunch of questions

from everyone who watches the show.

And people really like this bit that we did

where it's us just walking around and talking.

Alright. Here's one of these.

This is interesting. -Okay.

-Who said "I love you" first? Where and when did it happen?

Do you want to plug your ears and I'll tell my version?

-No, no. Oh, yeah. I wonder if our version is the same.

-We kind of do this on the show with other --

So maybe plug your ears, and I'll say it real quick.

-Okay. -And maybe hum something.

-Oh, I see. ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

-Alright, I said "I love you" in London.

We were a press thing for "Fever Pitch."

Nancy's a producer.

We just would hang out in the hotel all the time,

listen to music, Harry Nelson, Randy Newman.

And I put on "Taxi," which is my favorite show.

-New fence! -And I made her watch this show

about their dreams or something, and it was just good.

And then we kissed.

We were in my hotel room, we kissed for the first time,

and it was honestly

the best kiss I've ever had in my life.

And I think I said "I love you" after that.

Alright. That's my story. Honey, I'm done.

[ Clears throat ] I'm done, hon.

-Okay. -Alright.

Who said -- -Who said "I love you"? He did.

And we had been having big crushes on each other

during "Fever Pitch."

And like two awesome nerds, we didn't do anything about it

but flirt a lot and listen to a lot of music

and say, like, good night at 4:00 in the morning

like total nerd balls.

-I'm a pretty smooth dude.

-Okay.

So we wrapped the movie, "Fever Pitch,"

and we were going to London to sell it,

and we went out one really fun night

and, um, we ended up -- - -Halloween, wasn't it?

-No, that was in London. That was our first kiss.

But our first "I love you" was in London.

And I had to leave the next day.

I was there for the press junket, and then I had to leave,

and I think you all were going somewhere.

But that night, he said, "I love you.

I'm in love with you."

And I don't even know if I said it back

because I think you knew that I loved you.

So I think that then -- -Wow.

-Well, maybe I did, but I don't think it was like,

"I love you, I love you, I love you."

You were like, "I love you."

And then I flew home the next day,

and I will never forget that flight.

I had to go back to California.

And you know that feeling when you're just smiling ear to ear

and it's just the best feeling in the world

when you, like, love someone and they love you

and you have a crush and it's reciprocated?

And...that's my memory.

And then I feel like from there --

-I told the wrong story. -[ Laughs ]

-I thought it was first kiss. I confused the two.

-[ Gasps ] Oh, no. First kiss, Boston.

Yeah. Oh! When we levitated?

-That was a good kiss.

-That was the best kiss I've ever had.

So that was two stories -- an "I love you" --

-Yeah. You got two stories out of that one.

-Yeah. And yeah.

-I don't know what story you got.

That was the "I love you" story.

[ Geese honking ]

-Hi, guys.

-Wow.

-I just wanted to thank you for doing these walks and talks.

And I want to thank everyone who's watching for enjoying --

-Yeah. We should really thank them.

[ Laughs ]

-Yeah.

Really.

This is -- it's been fun.

-It has been fun.

A little glimpse into...

-Yeah. -...Jimmy and his wife.

-Love you, cutie. -I love you.

You're welcome. -Alright, do you want another?

[ Chuckles ]

Did you throw in a little "You're welcome" there?

-Yeah! Just said, "You're welcome."

-That's what she does every time we kiss.

She says, "You're welcome." -No! You said thank you.

[ Laughs ] That would be so good.

-That's the way our relationship is.

-Oh, my God. You're welcome.

"Honey, I love you." "You're welcome."

[ Both laugh ]

-Alright, you want to do another question?

-Yeah.

-What's your go-to recipe for a night in?

Ready? One, two, three.

-Takeout. -Takeout.

[ Both laugh ]

Did Nancy's family accept Jimmy immediately?

-[ Laughs ]

No, no. Of course. I'm laughing.

-I didn't get to the end. -Our New Hampshire weekend.

-It was honestly --

-We had a "meet the parents" weekend.

-My parents came to visit Nancy's parents

for the first time in New Hampshire.

-It was the first meeting of everybody.

-Couldn't have been a bigger disaster.

-We decided not to do a dinner.

"Why don't we do an entire weekend together?"

[ Laughs ]

Because what could go wrong there?

There's not a story that could go wrong.

-The night before, my mother calls me and she goes,

"Jimmy, don't hang up."

That's the signal for,

"You're gonna get angry at what I'm about to say."

I go, "What do you mean? Hi, Mom. How are you?

First of all, hi."

"Alright, don't hang up." I go, "I heard you."

She goes, "Mm-kay, not a big deal,

but Daddy's tooth

fell out today," or last night or something.

"His front tooth fell out."

I go, "His front tooth?"

-Front. Not a back or anything that you could hide.

-I go, "Go to the dentist. Get a cap or get something."

She goes, "The dentist is on vacation."

I go, "This is a di-- You can't come meet --

This is Nancy's family.

You can't meet them with no teeth."

She goes, "It's fine. Daddy's just not gonna smile."

-He just won't smile. [ Laughs ]

-"Not gonna smile? What are you talking about?

This is a weekend."

I go, "I'm hanging up," I was that mad.

She goes, "Well, don't hang up. Wait, wait, one more thing.

I rubbed my eye in my sleep last night,

and I have a bloody eye."

I go, "You've got to be kidding me."

So here, meet my parents, a pirate and a Jack-O-Lantern.

-Yeah. -My mom would be laughing.

She would be laughing. -Oh, she would be laughing so --

Are you kidding? This is the best story ever.

-Exactly. She loved it.

So, it was probably April, March.

It was -- The lake was just done --

-The ice was out, but it was very cold.

-My dad goes, "I'm gonna jump in the lake," to be funny.

-Yeah. -Anyway, so we go,

"Alright, let's get ready. We're gonna go out to dinner."

So we're getting ready to go out for dinner.

Mind you, my mom had bad knees, and she could --

-Kind of not bend ankle or knee, really, in a way.

-I don't know if her knee's bad or her ankles.

Nothing quite -- It was very interesting, how she walked.

So anyways, we were upstairs, getting ready for dinner,

and there's a knock on the door where we were getting ready,

and I go, "It can't be.

It can't be my mom because" --

-She couldn't get up those stairs, right?

-There's no way.

So she comes up the stairs, and we kind of smell smoke.

-Uh-huh. As we open the door, we smell.

-We open the door, smell smoke, she goes,

"Everything's fine." -"Don't worry."

-"Everything's fine."

I go, "What's going on? What's happening?"

She goes, "Daddy jumped in the lake with all his money."

-A wad of...

-20s. -...I don't know, fives?

-$20 bills. I think it was $500, maybe, or $200.

-Just a wad. -$500 of $20 bills.

She goes, "And so his money got wet."

And so he tried to dry his money.

My dad put $500 in the microwave...

-In our microwave.

-..and lit the money on fire.

[ Both laugh ]

This is one story.

-And this is just a reminder. -An old lake house.

-The old family --

It's not valuable, but it is invaluable to the hearts.

[ Laughs ]

-I go down, there's $20 bills laid all over the kitchen

with brown burnt spots.

I go, "Dad, what --"

He's like, "I didn't realize,

I thought you could dry the money."

I go...

There's metal in $20 bills, apparently, like a strip.

-Just FYI -- don't put money in the microwave.

-Honey, that's one story, but --

-That was one of a few. -You still married me.

-Yes, we weren't married, were we?

Yeah, no, that's -- Aww! -You're so lucky.

-I'm so lucky. -Mwah! You're welcome.

Mwah! You're welcome.

[ Both laugh ]

Mwah! You're welcome. -Mwah! You are welcome, honey.

-Thank you so much for those questions, you guys.