MRS., LANCO ♪ ♪ ♪

MRS., LANCO ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ SHE WAS TAN, SHE WAS CLASSY FROM SOUTHERN TALLAHASSEE

♪ AND HER DADDY HAD THE KENNEDY HAIR

♪ SHE GRADUATED VANDY OLD MONEY AND A HAND-ME-DOWN

♪ COUNTRY CLUB SORORITY FLAIR WOULDA BEEN A GOOD WIFE

♪ WOULDA BEEN A GOOD LIFE COUPLE KIDS IN SOME KHAKI SHORTS

♪ SHE STARTED TALKING 'BOUT MARRIAGE

♪ AND I KNEW THREE CARATS WOULDN'T SHINE IN MY

RUSTY OLD FORD ♪ HERE'S TO ALL MY NEAR MRS.

GIVE THEM ALL MY BEST WISHES ♪ AND CLOSE CALL KISSES

THAT NEVER CAME THROUGH ♪ THANK GOD I DIDN'T EVER SAY

"I DO" ♪ HERE'S TO ALL THE LOST CHANCES

LAST CALL ROMANCES ♪ 'CAUSE IF THOSE NEAR MRS.

HAD EVER COME THROUGH ♪ I WOULD'VE MISSED OUT

ON YOU ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ SHE WAS SWEET, SHE WAS MEAN FROM NEW ORLEANS

♪ SHE TRIED TO PUT ME IN HER VOODOO SPELL

♪ A WILDFIRE RAGING A FRENCH QUARTER CAJUN

♪ AND HER BROTHER DID SOME TIME IN JAIL

♪ NOW L.A. WAS PRETTY AND NEW YORK WAS WITTY

♪ AND CHICAGO GOT TOO COLD FOR ME

♪ I WENT ALL AROUND THE WORLD FOR A MARRYING GIRL

♪ ALL THE WHILE SHE WAS IN TENNESSEE

♪ HERE'S TO ALL MY NEAR MRS. GIVE THEM ALL MY BEST WISHES

♪ AND CLOSE CALL KISSES THAT NEVER CAME THROUGH

♪ THANK GOD I DIDN'T EVER SAY "I DO"

♪ HERE'S TO ALL THE LOST CHANCES LAST CALL ROMANCES

♪ 'CAUSE IF THOSE NEAR MRS. HAD EVER COME THROUGH

♪ I WOULD'VE MISSED OUT ON YOU

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HERE'S TO ALL MY NEAR MRS.

GIVE THEM ALL MY BEST WISHES ♪ AND CLOSE CALL KISSES THAT

NEVER CAME THROUGH ♪ THANK GOD I DIDN'T EVER SAY

"I DO" ♪ HERE'S TO ALL THE LOST CHANCES

LAST CALL ROMANCES ♪ 'CAUSE IF THOSE NEAR MRS.

HAD EVER COME THROUGH ♪ I WOULD'VE MISSED OUT ON YOU

YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD OF ♪ ENDED UP SOMETHING BLUE

AND I WOULD'VE MISSED OUT ♪ ON YOU ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ LA-DAH-DA-DA

♪ ♪ ♪ LA-DAH-DA-DA

♪ ♪ ♪ LA-DAH-DA-DA

>> LANCO, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.